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Q: Why do men name their penises?
A: Because they don't like the idea of having a stranger make 99% of their decisions.

Q: Why do Blonde Women have bruises around their navels?
A: Blonde men are stupid too.

Q: Why are women so bad at mathematics?
A: Because men keep telling them that this...
| | |<--------------------------->| | | ...is 12 inches.

A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants.
"Well," he said, "I've been seeing this girl for a while and she's really hot. I want the condoms because I think tonight's "the" night. We're having dinner with her parents, and then we're going out. And I've got a feeling I'm gonna get lucky after that. Once she's had me, she'll want me all the time, so you'd better give me the 12 pack."

The young man makes his purchase and leaves. Later that evening, he sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and her parents. He asks if he might give the blessing, and they agree. He begins the prayer, but continues praying for several minutes. The girl leans over and says,

"You never told me that you were such a religious person."

He leans over to her and says, "You never told me that your father is a pharmacist."

Did you know there are different types of orgasms?
They are:
The positive orgasm: "Oh yes, Ohh yesss,OH YESSSS!"
The negative orgasm: "Oh no, Ohh nooo, OH NOOO!"
The spiritual orgasm: "Oh god, Ohh goddd, OH GODDD!"
The fake orgasm: "Oh Jeff, Ohh Jefff, OH JEFFF!"
The Indian Classical Orgasm : 'Nahi Nahiiii Nahii ....'
TheRock'n' Roll orgasm : 'O Baby, Obaby ... O baby'
The Heavy Metal Orgasm : 'Cmmon Honey, Go Johnny, Yeah Baby, Deeper Honey,Comin baby, EEEEaaahh, EEyyyeEAAh, YYeeeaah..'
The instrumental orgasm : 'Ooonnnh, OooOOONNNNh, eeeEEEeAAAAaoOOhh'
The Alternative Orgasm :'O Shit O Fuck OShiiit O Fuck Ooooh Shhhhhiiit... '

Wife: Oh, come on.
Husband: Leave me alone!

Wife: It won't take long.

Husband: I won't be able to sleep afterwards.

Wife: I can't sleep without it.

Husband: Why do you think of things like this in the middle of the night?

Wife: Because I'm Hot.

Husband: You get hot at the darnest times.

Wife: If you love me I wouldn't have to beg you.

Husband: If you love me you'd be more considerate.

Wife: You don't love me anymore.

Husband: Yes I do, but let's forget it for tonight.

Wife: (Sob-Sob)

Husband: Alright, I'll do it.

Wife: What's the matter? Need a flashlight?

Husband: I can't find it.

Wife: Oh, for heaven's sake, feel for it!

Husband: There! Are you satisfied?

Wife: Oh, yes, honey.

Husband: Is it up far enough?

Wife: Oh, that's fine.

Husband: Now go to bed and from now on when you want the window open, do it yourself.

Q.Why cant Blonds count to 70?
A.69 is a mouth full.

Q.What's the biggest number in the world?
A.68, because at 69 you have to turn around.

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