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Let the Jokes begin...

A little boy was woken up three nights in a row...
He goes to his mom and asks, "Mom why do you and Daddy make bumps in your room, and why do you bounce on him?"
Mom replies. "Well...ah... I bounce up and down on your dad because he's fat, when I bounce it makes him thin."
The boy answers, "Well it most not be working."
"Why not?" the mom answers.
The boy says, "Well the woman next door comes in after your done and blows him back up again."

Sent in by Kellie from Rocklin CA

An addition for fun things to do at Walmart...
If you want to talk on the PA at Walmart press #96 and have some fun, good crazy shit eh eh eh. I hope next time im at Walmart I hear some crazy shit on the speaker.

Idea sent in by Jessica from IN

There are three men all of them are dead, and are at the pearly gates of heaven.
God says to the first man how man times have you cheated on you wife?
The guy says, at least four times.
God asks the second guy the same question.
The guy says at least two times.
God asks the same question to the last guy.
He says never your holyness.
God says to the first guy you get a an old junker to drive around in heaven with. Next god says you get an granny car to drive around heaven in. Then he says to the last you get a limo to drive around heaven in.
A week later the to guys that cheated on their wives saw the guy who didnt sitting on the side of the road crying . They stop their cars and ask him why he was crying. He tells them I just saw my wife she was riding a skate board.

What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man?
The PGA tour

Jokes sent in by Ashley

A man goes on vacation to a tropical island, and on his first day of vacation,
it's a beautiful day so he decides to go for a walk along the beach. As He is walking
he sees a girl with no arms and no legs sitting on the beach crying, so being a nice guy and all he asks her why she is crying, and she says,
"Well..I've never been hugged before in my life".
So the guy thinks..what the hell, and gives her a hug.
The next day he walks along the beach again, and sees the same girl crying again, he askes her why she is still crying and she says,
"Well..I've never been kissed before in my life".
So he thinks...what the hell, I'll make a wish come true,
and kisses the girl, then tells her to stop crying.
The next day, and the last day of his vacation, he agains walks along the beach and again sees the same girl crying.
He says "Why are u still crying? Whats wrong with you?" and she says
"Well...I've never been fucked before in my life."
So he picks her up...throws her into the ocean..and says
"There...now your FUCKED!!"

Joke submitted by my homie Cooper

What’s the most confusing day in Harlem?
Father’s Day
Joke sent in by Kaleb From Clare MI

Your mama is so fat when we went to the store I couldn't ride with her I had to ride her.
~yomama

What did one fat chick say to another fat chick? Who cares their fat chicks
Joke from Shannon the Great - Word

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