JoKeR gUy'S PiCk Up LiNeS - Please send me any lines i dont have here thanx :)~ - Jokes - http://maxpages.com/jokerguy/JoKeR_GuYs_PiCk_Up

"Baby, heaven must be missing an angel, 'cause there's one standing in front of me right now"

"Baby, you won't EVER get into heaven, 'cause it MUST be a sin to look that good!"

"Nice shoes, wanna fuck?"

"If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?"

"Thats a nice shirt but I’ll bet it would look better wadded up on my bedroom floor."

"[Offer girl/guy a screw]"Wanna Screw?"

"The word of the day is "LEGS" so let's go to my house and spread the word."

"Hey, baby wanna get a pizza and fuck? (answers no) whats the matter you don't like pizza?"

"My friend and I have a fifty-cent bet that you won't take off your blouse in a public place."

"Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?"

"Excuse me but is your last name Gillette.... cause you are the best a man can get!!"

"Wanna have some fun? I got the "f" and the "n", now all I need is "u.""

"Smiling's the second best thing a person can do with their mouth...why don't I show you the first?

"I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?"

"Hey are you wearing space pants? Cuz your butt is out of this world!"

"You have 250 bones in your body, you want another?"

"First of all i'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips - then move up to your belly button!"

"Hi. My name is [your name], you might want to remember that, because you'll be screaming it all night."

"Hey baby, can I tickle your belly from the inside?

"I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?"

"Fuck me if I'm wrong...but havent we meet before"

"Fuck me if I'm wrong...but isn't your name Inada Laka Bushkin.(or other weird name)"

"Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?"

"Why don't you come over and we can do math; add the bed, subtract the clothes, devide the legs and I'll mulitiptly"

"If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?"

"Do u believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by again. "

"Hey, why don't you sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that POPS up"

[motion for girl to come here with one finger]"If I can make you come with this finger, imagine what I could do with all five!"

"Girl I know your legs are hurting cause youve been running through my head all day long"

"Let's have breakfast together; shall I call you or nudge you?"

Can I borrow a quarter?["What for?"]I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.

Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.

All those curves, and me with no brakes.

I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.

Is it hot in here or is it just you?

Can I have directions?["To where?"]To your heart.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.

I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?

[Tap your thigh]You just think this is my leg.

Do you wash your jeans in windex? No why?
Because I can see myself in your pants.

Guy: "Do you have any Italian (replace with your nationality or religion) in you?"
Girl: "No/Yes"
Guy: "(If no) Would you like some? (If yes) Want some more?"
Sent in by Shelby from Courtenay, Canada

Are you from Tennessee?(Why?) Cause you’re the only ten I see
Sent in by Brandon From Rancho Cucamanga, CA

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