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Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a
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> > > courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of
> > > course,
> > > perfect. One rainy, stormy Saturday night before Easter Sunday, this
> > > perfect couple was driving their perfect car (a BMW328) along a
winding
> > > road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress.
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> > > the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood the Easter
Bunny
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> > > a huge bundle of eggs and goodies. Not wanting to disappoint any
> children
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> > > Easter Sunday, the perfect couple loaded the Easter Bunny and his
> goodies
> > > into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering the
stuff.
> > > Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect
> couple
> > > and the Easter Bunny had an accident. Only one of them survived the
> > > accident. Who was the survivor?
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> > > The perfect woman. She's the only one who really existed in the first
> > > place.
> > > Everyone knows there is no Easter Bunny and there is no such thing as
a
> > > perfect man.
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> > > So, if there is no perfect man and no Easter Bunny, the woman must
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> > > driving. This explains why there was a car accident. By the way, if
> > > you're
> > > a woman who decided to read further and are reading this, this brings
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> > > another point: women never listen, either.

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