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| One Sunday morning, a priest opened the front doors of the church and looked out into the early day. His eyes dropped down where he spotted a drunk stumbling up the street, weaving from one side of the road to the other as he made his way toward the church. The Priest watched him with interest as the drunk began to stumble up the church steps and up the aisle toward the confession booths. The Priest thought to himself, "I bet this man wants to repent for his sins and change his ways," so he quickly got in one side of the confessional as the drunk got in the other one. The Priest waited for a minute, but the drunk didn't say anything. Finally, the Priest called out, "Can I help you my son?" The old drunk slurred, "Awww , yah, ya got any toilet paper on your side????? |
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