Your mamma so fat she got more nooks and crannies than an English muffin.
Your mamma so fat she got more Chin's than a chinese phonebook.
Your mamma so ugly, it look like her neck threw up.
Your mamma so stupid, she had your brother thrown in rehab because he was hooked on phonics.
Your mamma's breath is so bad, she uses glade as a breath freshener.
Your mamma so fat, they had to let out the shower curtain.
Your mamma so fat,she wear a watch on each arm, one for each time zone.
Your mamma so fat, her blood type is Ragu.
Your mamma so fat, after she get's through turnning around, they throw her a welcome back party.
Your mamma so fat, she don't take pictures, she takes
posters.
Your mamma so fat, her baby pictures were taken by satilites.
Your mamma's house is so dirty, I triped over a rat and a roach stole my wallet.
Your mamma's so ugly, she's like Toca Bell. When people see her, they run for the border.
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