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| *We got off the Titanic first. * We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses. * We never ejaculate prematurely. * We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers. * We absently hum tunes from musicals without anyone being suspect of our sexuality. * When we buy a vibrator it is glamorous. When men buy a blow up doll it's pathetic. * We don't have to get our strength up between sessions...and it's much easier for us to get "some" in the first place. * We can get off with teenagers without being called dirty old perverts. * Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin and gorgeous - guys look like complete idiots in ours. * We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers. * We can cry and get off speeding fines. * We live longer, so we can be cantankerous old biddies wearing inappropriate clothes and shouting at strangers...... *Men die earlier so we get to cash in on the life insurance. * Taxis stop for us. * We've never fancied a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game. * We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing. |
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