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OREO PSYCHO-PERSONALITY TEST

Psychologists have discovered the ways people eat Oreo
cookies provides great insight into their personalities.
Choose which of the following best describes your
favorite method of eating Oreo cookies:

1. The whole thing all at once.
2. One bite at a time
3. Slow and methodical nibbles examining the results of
each bite afterwards.
4. In little feverish nibbles.
5. Dunked in some liquid such as milk, coffee, etc.
6. Twisted apart, the inside, then the cookie.
7. Twisted apart, the inside, and toss the cookie.
8. Just the cookie, not the inside.
9. I just like to lick them, not eat them.
10. I don't have a favorite way because I don't like Oreo's.

Your Personality:
1. The whole thing.
This means you consume life with abandon, you're fun to
be with, exciting, carefree with some hint of recklessness.
You're totally irresponsible. No one should trust you with
their children.

2. One bite at a time.
You are lucky to be one of the 5.4 billion other people
who eat their Oreo's this very same way. Just like them,
you lack imagination, but that's ok, not to worry, you're
normal.

3. Slow and Methodical.
You follow the rules. You're very tidy and orderly. You're
very meticulous in every detail with every thing you do
to the point of being anal retentive and irritating to
others. Stay out of the fast lane if you're only going to
go the speed limit.

4. Feverish Nibbles.
Your boss likes you because you get your work done
quickly. You always have a million things to do and never
enough time to do them. Mental break downs and
suicides run in your family. Valium and Ritalin would do
you good.

5. Dunked.
Every one likes you because you are always up beat.
You like to sugar coat unpleasant experiences and
rationalize bad situations into good ones. You are in
total denial about the shambles you call a life. You have
a propensity towards narcotic addiction.

6. Twisted apart, the inside, and then the cookie.
You have a highly curious nature. You take pleasure in
breaking things apart to find out how they work, though
not always able to put them back together, so you
destroy all the evidence of your activities. You deny your
involvement when things go wrong. You are a compulsive
liar and exhibit deviant, if not criminal, behavior.

7. Twisted apart, the inside, and then toss the cookie.
You are good at business and take risk that pay off. You
take what you want and throw the rest away. You are
greedy, selfish, mean, and lack feelings for others. You
should be ashamed of yourself. But that's ok, you don't
care, you got yours.

8. Just the cookie, not the inside.
You enjoy pain.

9. I just like to lick them, not eat them.
Stay away from small furry animals and seek professional
medical help -- immediately.

10. I don't have a favorite way, I don't like Oreo cookies.
You probably come from a rich family, and like to wear
nice things, and go to up-scale restaurants. You are
particular and fussy about the things you buy, own,
and wear. Things have to be just right. You like to be
pampered. You are a prima donna. There's just no
pleasing you.

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