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Star Wars
10. "Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care what you
smell!"
9. "Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull
out in time?"
8. "Put that thing away before you get us all killed."
7. "You've got something jammed in here real good."
6. "Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"
5. "You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."
4. "Sorry about the mess..."
3. "Look at the size of that thing!"
2. "Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!"
1. "She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, huh, kid."

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The Empire Strikes Back
10. "I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me."
9. "Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?"
8. "There's an awful lot of moisture in here."
7. "But now we must eat. Cum, good food, cumm..."
6. "That's okay, I'd like to keep it on manual control for a while."
5. "Hurry up, golden-rod..."
4. "I must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh kid?"
3. "Possible he came in through the south entrance."
2. "And I thought they smelled bad on the outside!"
1. "Control, control! You must learn control!"

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Return of the Jedi
13. "What could possibly have come over Master Luke? Is
it something I
did? He never expressed any unhappiness with my work."
(C3PO)
12. "Hey, point that thing someplace else." (Han)
11. "I look forward to completing your training. I time you
will call me
master." (Emporer)
10. "You're a jittery little thing, aren't you?" (Leia)
9. "I never knew I had it in me." (C3PO)
8. "Someone must've told them about my little maneuver at
the battle of
Taanab." (Lando)
7. "There is good in him, I've felt it." (Luke)
6. "If I told you half the things I've heard about this
Jabba the Hutt,
you'd probably short circuit." (C3PO)
5. "I assure you, Lord Vader, my men are working as fast
as they can."
(Jerjerrod) with reply "Perhaps I can find new ways to
motivate
them."(Darth)
4. "Grab me, Chewie. I'm slipping -- hold on. Grab
it,almost...you almost
got it. Gently now, all right, easy, easy, hold me, Chewie.
Chewie!"
(Han) with "A little higher,
just a little higher." (Lando)
3. "Short help's better than no help at all." (Han)
2. "Hey, Luke, thanks for coming after me -- now I owe you one." (Han)
1. "Back door, huh? Good idea!" (Han)

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