Q. What do prisoners use to call each other?
A. Cell phones.
Q. What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
A. Nacho Cheese.
Q. What do you call four bull fighters in quicksand?
A. Quatro sinko.
Q. What are you called when your in the bathroom?
A. Europeen
Q. What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree
it would kill you?
A. A pool table.
Q. What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
A. Anyone can roast beef.
Q. Where do you get virgin wool from?
A. Ugly sheep.
Q. Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book?
A. They all have phones.
Q.Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
A. Because they have big fingers
Q.What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal
thermometer?
A. The taste.
Q.What do you get when you cross a pit bull with a collie?
A. A dog that runs for help... after it tears your throat out.
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