HOW TO TELL YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH POKÉMON!
1. You've memorized all five pokéraps.
2. You know all 150 pokémon and their attacks.
3. You pretend you're in a Pokémon battle by putting a plant on the floor and throwing your cat at it and yelling "Go [cat's name here]!"
4. You went to Japan just to buy the yellow, green, gold and silver versions of Pokémon for Gameboy.
5. Give all your pets pokémon names.(he,he,he)
6. You've made a pokéball out of a bouncy ball (or other material).
7. You call you brother Brock.
8. You call your sister Misty.
9. You've painted the markings of Pikachu on a canary.
10. You named your pet turtle Squirtle.
11. You write really bad fanfiction about being stuck in a PokéBall. (felecia: AMANDA!) (amanda: shut the fuck up, Miss Dragonball Z!)
12. You try to change the name of your city to "Pallet Town"
13. You constantly imitate all 150 pokémon. (Theresa!)
14. You call your mom "Officer Jenny."
15. You attempt to bring an Aerdactyl back to life.
16. You name your pet mouse Rattata
17. You keep calling your girlfriend Misty. (And it's really getting on her nerves.)
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