Q.How do you confuse a Blonde?
A.Put her in a round room and tell her to pee in a corner.
Q.How does she confuse you back?
A.She comes out and tells you she did it.
Q.How do you know a Blonde used a lawnmower?
A.The green welcome mat is ripped apart.
Q.How do you get a Blonde to marry you?
A.Tell her she's pregnant.
Q.What will she ask you?
A.Is it mine? |