Long Blonde Jokes - Wake up and pay attention to these jokes!!! - Jokes - http://maxpages.com/jokeforyou/Long_Blonde

While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new tennis ball, seeing no one aroung that it could belong to, he sliped it into his shorts.

Later, on his way home, he stop at a cross walk, waiting for the light to change, a blonde standing next to him notice the large bulge in his shorts.

The blonde asked " What's that?"

The jogger replied "Tennis ball"

"Oh" said the blonde "that must be painful...... I had tennis elbow once.
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Three women excape from prison... ones a red-head, ones a brunette and one a blonde. They ran for miles untill they came upon an old barn.They all decided to hang out in the hayloft and rest. When they climb up they see three gunnysacks. They decide to put them over there heads to hide incase police show up.

About an hour later the shierif and his deputy come into the barn. The sheirif told his deputy to check out the hayloft.

When he got up there the shierif asked him what he saw. The deputy said three gunnysacks. The sheirif said see what in them.The deputy kicked the first one witch had the red-head in it...and she said "bow-bow". The deputy said there's a dog in this one.

Then he kicked the one with the brunette in it and she said "meow". So he said there's a cat in this one.

So then he kicked the third one with the blonde in it and there was no sund at all. So he kicked it again and he heard
"potatoes".
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A women was walking down the street with her blouse open and her right breast was hanging out. A cop approaching a block away thinking to himself "Boy, I must be seeing things". But as he gets closer it appears that he isnt seeing things.

When the officer came face to face with the women he said "Miss, are you aware that I can cite ou for indecent exposure."

"Why officer?" The women asked.

"Well" said the officer "Your right breast is hanging out of your blouse."

The women looked down and said "Oh my goodness I left the baby on the bus."
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A couple of blonde women in a pickup truck drove into a lumber yard. One of the women walked into the office and said "We need some four-by-twos."

The clerk said "Don't you meen two-by-fours?"

The women said "Hold on, let me check." She went back to the truck and returned a minute later and said "Oh yeah, I meant two-by-fours."

"Alright, how long do you need them?"

The Blonde paused for a minute. She said "Hold on, let me go check." She came back a minute later and said "A long time, were going to build a house.
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A women went to the docter and said "Docter please help me."
The docter said "What's wrong?" She said "I'm hurting all over."

She got her index finger and touched her right knee. "Ooch" she said with a scream. She touched her elbow, "Ooch" she said. She touvhed her ear lob "Ooch, even that hurts."

The docter asked her "Are you a natural Blonde?"

"Yes docter, Why?"

"I thought so, you have a sprained finger"
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We Blonds at the ofise are tired of all the dum stoopid jokes about us. We think this harrasment causes grate stress and makes are roots turn dark. We have hired a loyer
and he is talking to the loyer at clariol. We will take this all the wayto the supream cort if we have two. Jui thomas knos all about all the harrasment and he is on are side. We have also talked to the govner to make a new law to stop this persicuchin. We want a law that makes peepol
tell brewnet jokes as are way we will not date anybody that ain't blond and we will make up jokes about you and we wil laff. Sined by the blonds at the ofise.
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Three girls were stranded on an Island. One was a Brunette, One's a Red-head, and the other's a Blonde. On the island was nothin but trees and these three girls. A town was 20 miles away from the island. So the three decided to swim to safty. The brunette swam 9 miles, got tired and drowned. So the Red-head decided to swim next. She swam 15 miles, got tired and drowned. So next, the Blonde tried to swim, she swam 19 miles, got tired and swam back.

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