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LITTLE JOHNNY

*Little Johnny 1. Little Johnny is passing his parents bedroom in the middle of the night to get a glass of water. Hearing a log moaning and thumping, he peeks in and cacthes his parents in the Act. Before dad can even react, Little Johnny exclaims, "Oh bot, horse ride! Daddy can I ride on your back?" Daddy, relieved that Johnny's not asking more uncomfortable questions, and seeing the oppertunity not to break is stride, agrees. Johnny hops on and daddy starts going to town. Pretty soon mommy starts moaning and gasping. Johnny cries out" Hang on tight,daddy! This is part where me and the milk man get bucked off."

*Little Johnny 2. A few months after his parents were divorced, Litlle Johnny passed by his mother's bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning "I need a man, I need a man!" Over the next couple of months, he saw her doing this several times. One day he came home from school and heard her moaning. When he peeked into her bedroom, he saw a man on top of her. Little Johnny ran into his room, took of his clothes, threw himself on his bed, started stroking himself, and moaning, "Ohh,I need a bike,I need a bike!"

*Little Johnny 3. Little Johnny, on a day when he was being particularly reckless, was playing in the backyard one morning. Soon, some honeybees started swirling around, annoying Little Johnny. He began stomping on them in his temper. His father cuaght him trampiling the honeybees, and after a breif moment of thought said" that's it! No honey for you!" Later that afternoon, Johnny pondered upon some butterflies, and soon started cathing them and crushing them under his feet. his father caught him in the act once again so his father said" No butter for for one month!" Early that evening, Johnny's mother was cooking dinner, and got jumpy when cockroaches started scurrying around the kichen floor. She began stomping on them one by one until all the cockroaches were dead. Johnny's mother looked up to find johnny and his father standing there wacthing her, to which Johnny said, "Are you going to tell her, or do you want me to?"

*Little Johnny 4. A teacher cautiously approaches the subject os sex education with her fourth grade class because she relizes Little johnny's propensity for sexual innuendo. But Johnny remains attentive throughout the entire lecture. Finaly, towards the end of the lesson, the teacher askes for examples of sex education from the class. One little boy raises his hand, "I saw a bird with her nest and some eggs" "Very good, William,cooed the teacher. "My mommy had a baby." said little Esther "Oh, that's nice," replied the teacher. Finaly, Little Jonhnny raises his hand. With much fear and trepididation, the teacher calls on him. "I was wachin' T.V. yesterday, and saw the Lone Ranger. He was surrounded by hundereds of indians, and they all attacked at one time. he killed every one of them with his two guns." The teacher was relived but puzzled. "Ans what dose that have to do with sex education, Johnny?" "It'll teach those Indians not to fuck with the Lone Ranger."

More Little Johnny jokes on the way. I have plenty more but I don't feel like typing anymore! SEE YA

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