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| Romeo's Ebonic Lessons |
| Lesson # 1 |
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| Wus sup yall, Romeo here. Now some of yall spell the same way you talk. Fo' sho. No lie. Its a damn shame sometimes. But ima show yall what im talkin bout. Courtesy of BET and Next Friday. The words below are the words in ebonics. I will show you what the word looks like and use it in a sentence or in a story. Ima start out wit' some easy ones. Ones where you dont need to speak ebonics to understand what the word means or catch on to what the word is. But once I get to them harder ones and you still understand them. You ass is GHETTO. If you aint seen the ghetto page you besta get there. Anyway... Word # 1 CHINA - There were two little boys playing tag. One boy taged the other and screamed. The boy said, "Shut up man, you always CHINA get somebody in trouble!" Word # 2 BOFUM - A man walked into a store and started to shop. He came accross two items he liked and asked the clerk which one he should get. The clerk said, "Well, this one right here is bigger and harder to carry around but it works the best. This other one right here is smaller and easier to carry around but it doesnt work as good. So which one do you want?" The customer said, "Man, damn yo. You know I want BOFUM!" Word # 3 OMBY - "Hey yo, go ahead and do what you gotta do. When you get back, OMBY right here waitin on you." Word # 4 FOWEAKEN - "Say man, can you move yo' car right quick FOWEAKEN park here?!" DISASTER - (not an english word!!!) "How many times I gotta tell you man? DISASTER be the last time ok!?" Word # 5 NIGOUSE - **Phone Rings** "Hello?" "Hey man, wus sup?" "Who dis is? Is dis craig? NIGOUSE just about to call you!" Word # 6 JADUE - **Phone Rings** "Hello?" "Yeah man, Heard that party was tight! JADUE last night?" Word # 7 EENAL - A family is at an All You Can Eat Buffet, they all get up to fix they plate. A man gets mad and says to one of them, "Move out the way, you EENAL da shrimp! I gotta eat to." Word # 8 FECES - "Hey, somebody turn on the heat. My FECES cold." Word # 9 CHEWACHO - "You shouldnt even be talkin. CHEWACHO nappy ass head." Word # 10 LIVADOME - "Dats a damn shame, dat man LIVADOME wit his momma!" Word # 11 DEDADO - A couple just had an arguement over some chicken (uh huh, yes chicken!!)The man says, "Get out then, aint nobody tell you to eat it all. Why you aint save me a leg or a thigh? You know I like the thighs and the legs!" she says "So what, I was hungry. You was walkin to slow. Ill leave anyway. I dont even want chu no mo'!" He says, "Bye then, get out! Need some help? DEDADO!! just open it and walk!" Word # 12 WOK - "An african man walks into a record store. He says, "What is dis? huh? Dis is whac! I cant get jiggy wit dis shit! Where is the pink mutha fucka who sold me dis shit?" The clerk says, "Hes not here right now sir, im runnin the store right now." The african says, "You look like the pink mutha fucka who sold me dis shit.I want my damn money back!" "Well where is the receipt sir?" "I want my money back right now and I dont have no damn receipt kiss my ass so what!" "Well it got holes and cracks in it, what chu been chewin on dis before you brought it back?" "Do you know who you messin wit?" "Mandela look-a-like?" "Guess again mutha fucka!" "Just a ugly ass black dude?" "Ill go postal in dis bitch! Mutha Fucka!" The african walks out and runs into the store clerks friend. The african says, "Dont hit me, dont hit me! Im just bitch ass nigga. Dont hit me! Dis is John Blaze I could get jiggy wit dis." "Get outa here." "Dont hit me, im just bitch ass nigga. Dont beat me up, im gonna be late for WOK!!!" There was no need for the long scene but I thought I'd do it anyway. Scene from Next Friday. Anyway, thats all for now folks. Hope you know now what im talkin bout. For those who understood every word before the example is one ebonic mutha *****!! Come back next time for ebonic lesson # 2. Coming soon... |
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