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HOW TO TELL YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH DRAGONBALL Z!!

1. You drink only water for a week and end up at the hospital.
2. You dye your hair black, use ten gallons of hair gell, put on a blue spandex outfit and call yourself Vegita.
3. You lose a fight because you spend the whole time trying to form a
Genki-Dama
4. You continue to chant "Kamehameha"
5. You force your friends to call you Vegeta
6. You paint six small dots on your forehead
7. Ki actually means something to you
8. You cut your sleeves and put on many layers of clothes and call it a Gi
9. You actually think it is possible to have hair like Gokou's
10. You die your hair purple and buy a plastic sword
11. You build a time machine and expect it to work
12. You try and make a gravity machine
13. You paint yourself pink and try to pass a Chibi Buu
14. Highlight your hair and call yourself a Super Saiya-jin
15. You spend most of your free time thinking about DBZ, and when your not thinking about it, you are drawing
it
16. You plant a cherry tree and call it "Shinseiju" or the "Tree of Might"
17. You concider Gokou to be a possible role model
18. You expect to find Higher Dragons in a burning forest
19. You get AOL just to make a DBZ Screen-Name and to fight people and prove that you really are a Saiya-jin
20. You find a piece of colored glass and call it a Scouter
21. You watch the same DBZ tape over and over and act surprised when an attack starts, even know you knew it
was comming a mile away
22. Find a pipe cleaner and consider it a tail
23. You cried for hours when Vegeta got killed by Freeza, and you cried for days when Vegeta killed himself
trying to stop Majin Buu
24. Try and build a small space pod and tell your friends you were sent down to Earth with it
25. You actually look like Gokou
26. Try and learn the Kamesennin techniquie
27. You convince yourself that you were born on Planet Vegeta and that your parents found you and lied to you
about you being their child
28. You brag to your friends about blowing up a certain planet with a fighting force
29. You wear two earrings and convince your friends that you are Vegetto
30. Learn every lyric of every song and try and actually do what they say (train a dinosaur to ride a ball?!?)
31. You have two imaginary friends: Gokou and Vegeta
32. You threaten to summon Gokou and Vegeta to this dimension if your buddies make you mad
33. You practice for hours a day trying to fly
34. You get Christmas ornaments and put red star stickers on them and tell your friends they are the real Dragon
Balls
35. You are as cocky as Vegeta or more
36. You try and beat up your pals using the same techniquie Kaio-sama taught Gokou
37. You're E-mail address just happens to be SonTaurus@AOL.Com or SS4 Vegeta@AOL.Com (umm.... or
VegettoEX@AOL.com for that matter....... hehehe.....)
38. You're persistant as VegitaXSSJ in fighting the best
39. You insult people by calling them humans
40. Whenever you fall you say that you fall because you dont have your tail anymore
41. You jump off a pool deck trying to fly and end up breaking your leg
42. You jump off a pool deck and actually DO fly!
43. While running track you think you're Gokou and run your fastest because he could do it in a second, and end
up being the last one in because you forgot to turn
44. You think you feel power flowing around you, like an enemy is near
45. You spend weeks trying to fuse with your friend and all you do is get a rash from your fingers touching so
much
46. You put up a bright light in your room and consider it as moon light
47. You do not cut your hair for 5 years then stick it up like Vegeta's with 20 lbs of hair spray and end up bring
called a freak
48. You try and crush a rock in your hand, but just end up hurting yourself
49. You go to Japan just to watch real DBZ
50. You give your friends DBZ names
51. You go to a farm and get a pig, name it Oolong, go home and expect it to talk and shape shift
52. You get a cat and expect it to talk and change it's shape
53. You legally change your name to Bulma Briefs or Son Gokou
54. You want to legally change your name to the above
55. You get a PlayStation just for "DBGT: Final Bout"
56. You change the spelling of your name until it looks like a DBZ character's or sounds like it
57. You know EVERY character's name that was ever in DB, DBZ, and DBGT
58. You call your girlfriend Videl, Bulma, or Chi-Chi
59. You post your crappy DBZ drawings on your FTP space even though you know they suck
60. You scan the newpapers in search of a Shape Shifting Academy
61. You read Satan in a bible and pronounce it like Mr. Satan
62. You try and train yourself to make sounds like Higher Dragon
63. You make Mirai no Trunks's outfit to the absolute detail
64. You try and buy or make every outfit every DBZ and DBGT character wears
65. You can think of over a million things for what DBZ stands for
66. You try and get yourself to sound like every DBZ and DBGT character so you can make up your own fanfics
67. You can eat as much as Gokou can (I would hate to see the person who could)
68. Wear a black jacket and put a Capsule Corp. sticker on the shoulder
69. You actually played the voice of Vegeta in DBZ
70. You wish you did
71. You are designing your own DBZ video game for the computer
72. You tell your friends that you are actually an evil clone
73. You go to the toy store and buy 7 basket balls and paint stars on them. Then you spend the rest of the day
trying to get Porunga to come out
74. You tell your parents and friends that you are not in your real form. Your real one is Oozaru.
75. When you pick up the phone you say, "Hiya, I'm Son Gokou. How may I help you?"
76. Whenever your comp shuts down, you blame it on Gokou for teaching you
77. You paint your face green and prance around calling yourself Piccolo
78. You memorize every meaning of every name
79. You live on a island, talk to turtles, and name your house Kame house
80. You look up at the clouds and shout "Kintoun!"
81. You chant "Janemba Janemba" over and over.
82. You think you can take on every Z fighter because you have seen everything they can do
83. You look at your enemy and say, "I can sense your movments by sensing your sentu rokido," then get
punched in the face unknowingly
84. You think your name has an ancient Ki meaning
85. You are called a SOB and you suddenly think, "Son of Bardock."
86. You thank them after they say that
87. You think Earth might just be planet Vegeta and all the Humans are really de-evolved Saiya-jin
88. You threaten to blow up the Earth
89. You point at someone and expect them to blow up
90. You prepare yourself to fight Taurus
91. Your room is actually a shrine to DBZ 92. You work at the DBZ editing station just so you can see what all
the other people are missing
93. You learn Japanese just to read a DB Manga
94. You drive around in your car or on your bike chanting 'DBZ IS ON TODAY!' (when, of course, it's on
whenever you simply put a video in your VCR)
95. You beg the earth several times to help you and to form a Genki-Dama
96. You think that you should only watch Japanese DBZ because you think it offends the Japanese people to
translate it
97. You think you are Piccolo and try to shoot your enemy with a Makkankosappo
98. You try and listen to every single word the Nameks say so you can learn a bit
99. You actually doubt Gokou's gender because in Japan he has a female voice and you think Chi-Chi might be a
lesbo
100. You name yourself Freezer and name your family other ice products.
101. You paint all the grass in your yard blue.
102. You name your son Trunks or Goten.
103. You grow a tail.
104. You record all of the episodes in order. (um... hehehe)
105. You have a fuckyfit every time they start over. (hehehe)
106. You attempt to go Super Saiyan and pass out.
107. You try moving the Great Pyrimid with your thoughts.
108. You wrote a 30 chapter FanFiction about DBZ.
109. Your kid is repeatedly kidnapped.
110. Everytime you get killed you get brought back only to get killed a few days later.
111. You learn japanese just so you can read the cards.

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