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Don't Say It To a Cop

If an Officer wants to test to see if your drunk and he/she asks you to say your ABC's.
You shouldnt say "pausdisjuhygtfsbvreolaqz. Now I sung my ABC's, next time wont you sing with me?"

You'll get a cop mad if an officer asks you to say all the letter in the alphabet and you respond with "A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T"

When your drunk and an officer wants you to recite all the vouls in alphabet (A E I O U.)
They know your drunk if you say "A, dont I knOw U"

If your drunk and an officer asks you to say the alphabet. They know your drunk if you say "A E I O U"

I'll give you a beer if you let me go, because I can share 'em you know. I have a whole case in back

When an officer says "Do you know how fast you were going?" You probably shouldnt respond with "Aparentlly not fast enough, you caught up to me."

I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.

Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me.
Good job!

Are You Andy or Barney?

I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a
police officer.

You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

I pay your salary!

Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning,
too!

Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other
cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.

When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"

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