My First Time
The sky was dark
The moon was high
All alone
Just her and I
Her hair so soft
Her eyes so blue
I knew just what
She wanted to do
Her skin so soft
Her legs so fine
I ran my fingers
Down her spine
I didn't know how
But I tried my best
To place my hand
On her breasts
I remember my fear
My fast beating heart
But slowly she spread
Her legs apart
And when she did it
I felt no shame
All at once
The white stuff came
At last it's finished
It's all over now
My first time
Milking a cow!
-Anonymous
JACK AND JILL(#1)
Jack and Jill went up a hill,
to smoke some Marijuana.
Jack got high unzipped his fly,
and Jill said "I don't wanna."
JACK AND JILL(#2)
Jack and Jill went up a hill,
to have a little fun.
Stupid Jill forgot her pill,
and now they have a son.
JACK AND JILL(#3)
Jack and Jill went up a hill,
to have a little fun.
Stupid Jack forgot his cap,
and now they have a son.
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