Why did the boy throw the clock out the window?
He wanted to see time fly.
-What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
Time to get a new fence.
-"I was walkin' down the street and a guy said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I bit him!"
-Three boys went into a haunted house. When they got to the basement a coffin that was laying in the corner before started walking towards them. The boys instinctly reached into their pockets for something to use against the coffin. The first boy pulled out and flashlight and beamed it at the coffin. The coffin kept coming. The second boy held out a cross. The coffin kept coming. The third boy took out a handful of cough drops. The coffin stopped. (hint:coughing) |