Bumper Stickers
Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
You're just jealous because the voices only talk to ME.
So you're a feminist...Isn't that cute.
I need someone real bad...Are you real bad?
The ship sank. Get over it.
Doing my part to piss off the religious right.
The more you complain, the longer God makes you live.
Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
Keep honking...I'm reloading.
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.
Hang up and drive.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather...Not
screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
Montana: At least the cows are sane.
God must love stupid people...He made SO many
I said "no" to drugs, but they didn't listen.
Your kid may be an honor student, but YOU'RE still an idiot.
I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
Where there's a will...I want to be in it.
It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
Always remember you're unique...Just like everyone else
i say no to drugs,but they dont say no to me.
THANK YOU for keeping a work-free environment.
"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups."
My kid beat up your honor student.
Nice face. But what are you going to do when the monkey wants his
ass back.
When I die, bury me face down, so the whole world can kiss my ass.
I want to be like Barbie the bitch has everything!
I LOVE CATS, THEY TASTE JUST LIKE CHICKEN!
Honk if you haven't slept with Clinton!
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