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Super Spy Dude!

::It all starts at a Run down building in New York::
::Phone Rings::
Quatre : Hello? DDADA. May I help you? ::Listens::...No I’m Sorry. Troy Muclur Doesn't work here.
::another phone Rings::
Wu Fei: Hello? DDADA . May I Help you? ::Listens:: no ANCHOVIES YOU NAIVE! INJUSTICE I TELL YOU! HAVEN'T YOU EVER HEARD OF A PORK N' BEAN PIZZA!
::Duo Is Fast asleep in his office. Another Phone Rings::
Quatre : Hello? DDADA. May I help you?..........::listens and writes:: umhmm....umhmm...So give you the million by high noon tomorrow or the Mayor Bites the Big one? ...um...ok? Bye..::hangs up and looks at Wu fei and shrugs:: Prank Call.
::Infront of Duo's Detective agency door comes a Female Figure::
Duo : ZzzzzZzzzZzzzZz
::Phone rings::
Wu Fei : Hello? DDADA. May I help you? ::writes:: yes...uhhuh....yea...SO you burned down city hall and you want me to save your cat from a tree?...
::meanwhile Quatre is on the other phone::
Quatre : No We don't sell vacuum Cleaners.... No....NO! We are DETECTIVES!...What?.....Help you find a store that sells them....
::The Girl Walks into Duo's office::
Lady- Excuse me. Is this DDADA?
Duo- ::mumbles:: ummhmmm...
Lady- Are you Duo Maxwell?
Duo- ..::Slams hands on desk:: yes dammit can't you read signs? ::signs all over have Pictures of Wu fei and Quatre getting medals, and there is one in the middle of the wall with his name in small print::
Lady : Sorry Sir....But I’m looking for a man. he's thin...and he's... blond..
Duo : Be more specific what's his name?
Lady-...Zechs Markeys
Duo : You've gota be kidding ME!
Lady : No I'm not! My The Lighting Count is missing! ::sobs:: Since four o'clock!
Duo : it's only 4:01....
Lady : TIME DOESN'T Matter DAMMIT!
Duo : Um.....ooohhhhhhh kayy... 5 bucks an hour plus pizza and fast food expenses.
Lady : oh thank you!
::Duo gets up:: Wu fei.... Quatre ...We got work to do!
Lady : Oh by the way. What does DDADA Stand for?
Wu fei : I think it stands for..
Quatre : Duo's Dumb ass Detective agency!
Lady : Oh..... o_o;;;
::Duo presses a button and the floor caves in::
Lady (aka Noin) : AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhh!
::They fly into a black flip top::
Noin: why can't we use steps...like normal people...
Duo : SILENCE! we are super cool Spies.
Wu fei- YEA!!
Quatre: Don't ruin our fun!
Noin : oh fine -.-;;;
::Duo Drives around::
Noin : ::sliding around in car:: WHERE are we going!?
::Crashes into Quatre::
Duo: Somewhere to blend in!
Noin : WHY!?
Duo : um...I donno. I saw it in a movie once!
::stops car and gets out. Tips his hat Down::
::Quatre and Wu fei get out in their detective outfits::
Noin : um...O_o
::The three walk in to the cassino with Noin trailing::
::Relena is Dressed in a Dress and is Standing with Heero, who is in a gangsters outfit. Trowa is in a gangster's outfit and is by the door::
::Relena spots Duo::...hmm look who's here...Hilde! get rid of our little friend. Trowa... Heero...Take care of the other three... ::They were brainwashed so they listen to Relena::
::Hilde walks up to Duo:: Hi Cutey.
::Duo walks by and talks to a really pretty lady. A Lot prettier then Hilde::
Hilde : um...er...I? ::Anime anger cloud::
Duo : I'm on business.. Have you..::rolls eyes:: seen this man? ::holds out picture of Zechs in a Stripper's outfit::
Lady : um..no.. ::walks away::
Hilde : I have! ::waves arms:: GODAMMIT! I HAVE!
::Duo walks up to the bar and asks the tender the same question::
Hilde : DAMMIT! I KNOW WHERE HE IS! ::pokes Duo::
Bar tender : Nope sorry. Don't talk unless you buy.
Duo: GLADLY! shot.
::bar tender gives him it::
Duo: Seen this Guy? ::shows him the picture::
Bar Tender : Yes....
Duo: nother’ shot. ::Bar tender pours it::
::Three hours later::
Duo: **hiccup** and that’s how I solved **hiccup** the mystery of **hiccup**..::passes out on the counter::
Noin : AHHH! HELP! ::Is being carried away by some evil guy...or is it a guy!::
Relena : HAHAHAA! I succeeded! Heero, Hilde, Trowa! Lets go!
::She runs out::
Quatre : No! Our Client!
Wu Fei : She was kinda annoying....
::Quatre slips on something::
Wu fei- what the hell?
Quatre: it’s a...
Wu fei-......Frito!!
::Duo lifts his head and looks at it:: THAT’S IT! ::appears suddenly over the Frito::
::A girl named Meaghan comes over eating Fritos:: What the hell are you people staring at?
Duo- looking at a clue.
Meaghan: ::looks at it then looks at her bag :: Its not a clue...
Duo : It’s not??? well explain THIS! ::Holds out a purple Monkey:: This is my purple monkey dishwasher!
Meaghan: Um....So? ::Munches on Fritos::
Duo: ah hell with clues lets just follow the car.
::Quatre and Wu fei are two steps ahead::
::They follow the car::
Quatre: Um...Duo Shouldn’t this gate be heavily guarded?
Duo: huh? ::drives through gate::
::They get out and walk into the creepy mansion::
Wu fei : MOMMY I’M SCARED! ::jumps on Duo’s Back knocking him up a few steps::
Quatre: oh...::walks over and presses a button on the wall and triggers a trap and They are all in a net::
Meaghan: Mw HAHAHAA Now Relena Can be rid of you. The Zechs shall perish! HAHAHAHAA
Duo: I DON’T CARE ABOUT NO FRIGGIN’ BLOND! I WANT MY PIZZA!
Wu fei : I want my pork n’ beans.
Quatre: “sings National Anthem”
Meaghan, Wu fei, Duo : um....ooooooooooooooookkkkkkkaaayyyyyyyyy??
Duo : um..Think fast! ::Uses his braid. Ties it in a hoop position and loops a knife with his industrial strength hair and catches the knife. Cuts free::
Duo: Quatre...um...Watch...um..Her!
Meaghan: No! ..
::Quatre hits her with a plastic mallet and holds up a picture of Regis and she faints from fear::
::Meanwhile Wu fei and Duo run down the hall::
Trowa : Hold it right there!
Heero: Yea!
::Duo looks at Wu fei:: you’re turn! ::liquefies and goes into the drain::
Wu fei : um.. I LOVE YOU GUYS!
::They fall over too scared to think::
::Duo appears in the main room::
Relena : Now! MWHAHAAA!
Duke Dermal: HAHAHAA Kill the THEM! Kill The Girl and the blond!
Duo: um...I want my pizza.
::Suddenly Body guards come in and attack::
::Heero Runs in and Kicks their ass::
::Horney Hamsters Fly in and try to hump everyone::
::Trowa Runs in and Burns them all::
::Owls Swops Down but Meaghan Beats them down with a baseball bat::
Duo: ok I’m getting tired of doing nothing but getting drunk! ::Grabs his Scythe and decapitates Relena:: BITCH!
::turns to Duke:: Now for you!
Duke : MWHAHAAA too la- ::gets attacked by the Horney hamsters and gets carried off by them::
Duo: Ok...that’s all So gimme My God Damn pizza WOMAN!
Noin: God..Fine! ::gives him a fifty:: this is it!
::Quatre grabs Duke and Shakes him, and Wu fei picks up Relena's head::
Duo: Ok! Why'd you do it?
Quatre: Yeah! Why DID you do it?
Duke:.....Because I'M ...old....and....i'm..a ...
Trowa: Homo?
Heero:.....Dumbass?
Duke:...no......I'm...really... ::pulls off his mask::
All: ::Gasp::
Duo: Yadjirobe?? From DBZ??
Yadjirobe:...yeah..yeah..::sits and eats stolen bag of Fritos::
Quatre:....I knew Duke Dermail wasn't that fat...
Wu Fei:..so you just worked under Relena?
Yadjirobe: she said she'd make me famous..::sniffle::
Duo: So why'd she do it?
Relena: ::in bitchy whiny voice:: Because! Everyone likes my Brother more then me! And Noin is Ten times prettier and well just because I'M PRINCESS RELENA!!! I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!
Duo: ::winces at the loud annoying laughter, and gets fed up, throwing a gernade in her mouth and watching it explode::
Duo: ok let's ditch the place...::The three detectives fly off to their local Pizza hut, and Relena's remains where placed into the freezer for Meaghan's later consumation, and Yajirobe got so fat he exploded..meanwhile Noin and Zechs did something a little more private **coughSEXcough** And Heero spent time planting flowers at local orphanages, and Trowa took up Ballet. While our detectives went on to Wreak Havoc....::

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