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Sailor ......Gundam???

::It starts in quiet place......Duo Maxwell's house::
Duo- **yawn** shit I’ll never mix hot sauce and Yegomister again.....
::A small Cabbit Jumps on the Bed:: Cabbit- Meyow!
::Duo gives it a glare:: GET THE HELL OFF MY PROPER-**snore**

::Next morning, Duo Wakes up::
Duo-..huh....what the hell is that thing still doing here! ::gets stick.....pokes it a couple times::....um...do something roll over....
Cabbit-...Meyow...WHY IN THE HELL YOU POKING ME!
::Duo jumps back ten yards::.....o.O''''
Duo- You have problems ....
Cabbit- You're telling me...I hafta guide a Baka like you. Now listen before my hangover kicks in...btw what the HELL was that stuff?
::Shrugs:: Duo- Yegomister and hot sauce....why are you sent here again?
Cabbit- I'm sent here to guide you. You are Sailor Moon.
Duo-.......::sweatdrop::....you're kidding....
Cabbit- no...here..::flips and hits the wall:: ow dammit...::dropped a pen::
::Duo picks it up::...what is...OH! her clothes are coming off...::develops nose bleed and falls on his bed::
Cabbit-...Ops wrong one...::snatches it back::MINE! ::twists it, and develops nose bleed::
::Leaves a black necklace cross with a S on it::
Duo- suppose this is it..::picks it up:: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!
::Transforms...Into a Black fuku:: Wtf!? A Skirt!?
Duo- What's with the Skirt!? What!? Breasts!? WHAT AM I A WOMAN!!!!
Cabbit-...oops...forgot to tell ya...
Duo- that explains it...how do I get...wow..I AM a hot lady! ::looks in the mirror, shaking his ass::
Cabbit-...o.O"""" ENOUGH!
Duo-...oh fine...power down. ::Goes back to normal:: So I’m FORCED to do that...I'm no sailor Star Fighter...
Cabbit- the star fighters are woman that transform into men but they are not IN this Fic you psycho.
Duo-.....so I HAVE to be that moon twit??
Cabbit- Yes.
Duo- Damn...
Cabbit- anywayz...Hangover...ow.ow.ow...oww...
Duo-...why is it glowing..::looks at the S::....
Cabbit- shit...a monster...!
Duo-....Crap lets go! SHINGAMI ....CROSS POWER! ::Trans forms into the Black Fuku::.....I'll never get used to this...::looks down at his breasts::

::At a mall::
Duo- Shit! everyone's gonna see me like this!
Cabbit- shut up you're in disguise!
::looks at his Fuku:: Some disguise!
Cabbit-..::annoyed look:: just GO!
::Duo runs out and see's the huge monster, turned out to be a Giant Furby::.....Nooo!! ANYTHING BUT THAT!!
Giant Furby- SPAM ATTACK!
::Duo gets covered in spam goo::....ewwwww
Duo- nuts to this...::a red rose is thrown and it hits some guy in the eye::
Tuxedo Hilde- .....Sailor Moon..you must fight...
Duo- no SHIT! whatdaya Think I’m DOING! ......o.O''' Hilde?
Tuxedo Hilde- No! ::on window cell:: how could you tell! ::screams and crashes out window::
Duo-.........::whispers a prayer::
::The Giant Furby starts eating spinach::
Duo- I can't do this ALONE! Stupid Cabbit!
Voice- Mercury bubbles blast! ::duo is froze on spot::
Duo-........Wu Fei??
::Wu fei walks over in blue fuku:: I have BREASTS! INJUSTICE!!
Duo-...::sweatdrop:: yea um what ever...
::A Giant owl Swoops down attacking them::
Wu fei- AHHH! MOMMY! ::hides in corner and sucks his thumb::
Duo-....ok....WHAT NOW! where is taht stupid Cabbit! I donno any of my attacks!
Voice- MARS FIRE BALLS CHARGE!
Wu fei- Balls!? um...I hafta use the bath room...
Duo- o.O''''
::Loud scream from Wu fei::
::the owl is incinerated::
Duo- Trowa? ::Trowa walks up in a red fuku, but doesn't seem to mind that he's a woman::
Trowa- the Sooner this is done the sooner I’m a man again...
Duo - good point ::turns to the giant Furby, when a Hello Kitty comes out::
Trowa, Wu fei , and Duo- HELLO KITTY!
Hello Kitty-.......lalalala....ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAARRRRRR ::turns rabid and flies in Wu fei's face trying to gnaw his nose off::
Wu fei- AHHHH!!
Voice- VENUS LOVE CHAIN ENCIRCLE!
::hello kitty burns and lights Wu fei's hair on fire. he runs around screaming::
::Quatre runs out Smiling:: I feel so PRETTY! ::dances:: I am Sailor Venus Spreading love and happiness everywhere!! ::he dances around::
Duo-...is it just me or is he ENJOYING this....
Trowa- some one PLEASE hit him...
::Heero Comes out in his Green fuku:: I have breasts...
Quatre, Wu fei, Duo, Trowa- WE ALL HAVE BREASTS!
Heero-.......ok....::looks at the Giant Furby:: to business
Giant Furby- Nooo! ::spontaneously combusts::
::All The pilots nod their heads as They are splattered with spinach:: spontaneous combustion.....
::Relena Appears:: I AM the EVIL! Mwhahahahahaa~ ::looks at Heero:: What the heel have they done to you!?
Heero- I'm a Woman now....maybe this is a good thing..::smiles and thinks about it.::.....no Relena is better then this.
Quatre- Leave us alone FIEND! I am the Bringer of love and peace --::Falls over::
Trowa-...dooo.doood.ooo..::Holds a hammer::
Duo- Wu fei...you're still on fire...
Wu fei-.....I am? ::looks:: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
Relena- SILENCE!
::Everyone stands strait up::
Relena- now...
Trieze- URANUS! WORLD SHAKING!
::Relena hits the ground:: you sailor simps...
Zechs- Neptune Deep Submerge!
Trieze- hello...Sailor moon how.....beautiful you look....
Duo-...::sweatdrop::
Duo- ok that’s it I’m killing RELENA NOW!
::gets out his moon tiara and cuts off Relena's head::
Relena- He cut my head off! I can't believe He cut my head off ::body falls dead::
Heero- oh Well Big loss..
Zechs- I have breasts.....
The Scouts- WE ALL DO!
to be continued!

Chapter 2

Zechs- We must we have breasts!?
Trieze- it really brings out your manlyness...::Eyes lower and he leans toward Zechs::
Heero-.....Jupiter thunder cloud ZAP! ::hits the two apart::
Duo- I can't hack this...
::noin appears::
All- Sailor mini Moon!
Noin-...this is embarrassing..
Sally- not half as much as this! ::Is Sailor Saturn::
Lady Une- SILENCE! ::appears, as Sailor Pluto::
Trowa-...wow all together in two chapters!
Wu Fei- yea go figure
Quatre- I feel so pretty! ::is combing his hair, and adorning his lovely body::
Duo-...ok Quatre is freaking me out a bit...
Heero- well you got to admit, it is better then the time he ran around in a Leopard Thong and vest, doing Kerokie to Born to be wild.
Trieze- he did that!? and I MISSED it!?
Zechs- you mean I meant nothing to you!
Trieze- I never said that...
Zechs- you implied it!
Trieze- did not! I'm moving out now! Gimme back all my things!
Zechs- what things?
Noin- um...Can we get together and think of why we're here?
::Tuxedo Hilde appears in a pink Tuxedo::
Hilde- Lot more flashy doncha think?
Trowa- no
Heero- can we turn back now?
Duo- yea I’m tired of being a woman...
Wu fei- actually I’m getting quite comfortable...and look at how good this suit fits me!
Duo- !? Is this permanent!? where is that Cabbit!
Cabbit- right here doofus....How gracefully you put an end to the Monster.
Duo- you mean the giant Furby??
Cabbit- yes. My name is ...The Cabbit!
Duo- is this permanent!?!
Cabbit- yes.
Duo- WHAT!? POWER DOWN POWER DOWN! ::powers down and checks that everything gone::..**phew ** you had me worried.....
Cabbit-........um...3...2...1.
::Duo is back in his Fuku screaming:: A CURSE! I knew it A CURSE!!!
Trowa- it isn't that bad...I’m starting to get comfortable...say where is Zechs?
Wu fei- and Trieze?
::all Shudder:: Ewwwww...
Sally-...come on....We have to do something about...the heart snatchers!
Une- no no no not the heart snatchers! the Negaverse!
Noin- you're both wrong! we have to stop the....::waits:: Fuggynuts from planet NUTMEG!
::DUN DUN DUN!::
Duo-...am I supposed to be scared? I’m stuck as a woman and I have to worry about NUTMEG!
Une- oh no! not nut meg!
Sally- just terrible!
Wu fei- do these boots Really go with this skirt?
Trowa- donno its difficult to run in heels...
Quatre- man they are just impossible!
::Duo looks at Heero::
Duo- please not you too...
Heero-.....you should know me better....
Duo-...feh....
::the others talk about womanly things, while Duo is trying to figure out what in god's name is going on::
Duo- Cabbit I swear....good lord what is that!?
::a Small light falls::
Heero-....no....not that!
Trowa- ANYTHING But That!
Wu fei-...no!
All scouts but Quatre- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Little Girl- ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba........The joy of Cola!
Another Girl- Welches grape JUICE!
Elmo- nananana nananana ELMO'S WORLD!
Olsen twins- wonder twin power!!
BOB Saget- MWHAHAHA!
Dorothy- hahaha you may have defeated Relena but not me!!
Duo-.....oh great!
Noin- I'll stop you! PINK SUGAR HEART ATTACK! ::it doesn't work: damn this wand! ::beats the Welches Grape JUICE girl down with it::
Sally- DIE! ::gets glaive and cuts The Pepsi girl to pieces::
::Une beats Elmo Down with her staff::
::Zechs, comes out of nowhere with Trieze, his hair ruffled::
all- ewwwww!
Zechs- What!...::looks at The Olsen twins:: I take one you take the other!
Trieze- ok.. Uranus! World Shaking! ::Burns Ashley::
Zechs- Neptune Deep submerge! ::Drowns Mary-Kate::
Heero- ok! We'll take out Saget!
Wu Fei- Mercury Sword power!
Trowa- Mars Mask power!
Heero-...um....Jupiter Bear Power!
Quatre- Venus....um...POWER!
All 4- Sailor Box!
BOB Saget- NOOOOO ::burns in hell::
Duo-....Ok Dorothy you're MINE!
Dorothy- HAAA!! :runs at him::
Duo- wow a penny!::bends over and picks it up:: heads!
::Dorothy runs at him , with a sword out::
::Duo turns and accidently punches her in the face, holding out the penny:: A Penny! and it's on Heads!! ^_^ lucky me!
::Dorothy is holding her broken nose:: my nothe!
Duo- ......what happened to her? ::turns away::
::She gets up and runs::
Heero- she's getting away!
Duo- she is? ::turns to look at her:: she is! she left without saying goodbye! that bitch!
::Suddenly he rips a scythe outta nowhere and chucks it at her::
::Throws his tiara and they combined to make a super tiara it chops her up and her head flies back and right into Trieze's hands::
Trieze- Dorothy! you'll pay Sailor Moon! ::runs at Duo::
::Duo again is absorbed in the penny::
Wu fei- ...AHHH..he always gets the cool stuff. Say guys! watch how high I can jump! ::jumps up and kicks Trieze in the head, by accident::
Trieze- hey!
Trowa- that's nuthing watch this! ::spins on his heel and punches Trieze in the face twice::
Trieze- no...my nosse..::holds his face::
Quatre- no watch how high I can kick! ::kicks Trieze in the face and his head flies up::
Heero- that’s nuthing...watch this!::flips and kicks Trieze's neck and breaks it::
::all four:: Whoops..
Zechs- Trieze! no!!
Une-....Pluto Deadly Scream! ::kills Zechs:: he was annoying me...
::everyone laughs::
~
Duo- thank god I’m a guy again..
Heero- yea... same here
Trowa- that was neat though...killing people...
Heero- not it isn’t we do that anyway.
Trowa- I mean in a different way! with powers!
Wu fei- yea... I agree.
Quatre- everyone shut up I’m trying to sleep ::from recliner::
::Trowa and Heero both have sleeping bags and are on two different parts of the room::
Trowa- g'night everyone...::gets to sleep::
::Wu fei, is on the coffee table:: Wu fei- g'night ::snores with in seconds::
::Duo, lays on the:: G'night everyone!
Cabbit,Une,Noin,Sally- good night!

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