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| NEVERENDING STORY!! Gundam Wing! The+Classes+after+the+war By Adam Nataku ::Heero glumly slams his locker, as he takes his notebooks out. They didn't allow spandex in school so he has jeans on and a "I survived the ZERO system" T-shirt on:: Heero: You know what?! You save the STINKIN' world and then you gota go BACK to school! ::throws books on ground:: DAMMIT!! Quatre: ::Walks up hall wearing khackies and a blue t-shirt with "Sandrock Crusher" on it:: Hi Heero! Ready for a Fresh year of not fighting, kindness, good and healthy school? Heero: ::Glares at Quatre:: Listen Quatre....I haven't fought anyone, committed suicide, killed someone, or even POLSHED MY GUNDAM in at least 10 minutes! Don't make this harder for me then it already is! Quatre: ::Pouts:: At least it isn't as bad as those nasty mobil suits! Trowa: ::emerges from the depths of the stairway wearing black pants, a black long sleeve shirt, and a red vest with "Heavy Arms" on the back:: hey There. Quatre: Wow, Lookin' sharp Trowa! Trowa: Not so bad yourself. You guys seen Wu fei? Heero: No, why are you looking for him? Trowa: We're in the same homeroom... Quatre: Oh yea that's right...A-D and that means.... Duo: WITH DOROTHY! HAHAHA! They're stuck with the lady with the scary EYEBROWS! ::comes out of nowhere,wearing black jeans, and a black t-shirt with Pikachu((inside joke)) on the front side and "Watashi wa Shinigami" on the back:: Wu Fei: So what...You've got Relena. ::Comes out of his locker. He's in khakies and has a white shirt with "Shenlong Nataku" on the front.:: Heero, Trowa, Quatre: HA! HA HA! ::they laugh:: Duo: At least you didn't steal my name again, Heero. Wu Fei what are you doing in a locker? Wu fei: Some big guy shoved me in... Duo: So,...you're a Gund-- Quatre: EX-gundam pilot. By the way, Duo the county called saying you didn't destroy Deathscythe Hell. We were all forced to destroy ours.. Wu fei: Yea! Trowa: That's right...um...I think.... Heero: We were? ::thinks:: Duo: So what! I'm Keepin' him! ::Some big guys walk down the hall:: Guy1: Hey look at that girlly man! Guy2: Yea and the rest of them! Duo: Hey Shutup! We're the Gundam Pilots! Guy 1: Nuh uh! Guy 2: Prove it! Gw boys: ::blink in unison. They all have the names of their gundams on their shirts:: The guys: Let's break these Losers! ::they advance on them:: ::Bell rings:: Heero: you guys were saved by the bell... Come on Quatre...::Punches Guy 1:: Trowa: Let's go, wu fei..::Punches Guy 2:: Duo: Alone Again...::grabs a dirty pen and a broken pencil and shoves them up their noses. Runs to his clasS:: ~ ::meanwhile at Wufei and Trowa's class:: Wu Fei : Re-assignment room!? That's INjustice! Teacher person: Yes! that would be injustice...but you're not going to R&R. You're going to the REMEIDIAL CLASS! FOR KINDERGARDENERS!! Wu Fei: What!? NOOOO! ::some guy grabs him and one of the boys from before snickers:: Trowa: This isn't good...::sneaks off to the Lav and bumps into Dorothy:: um.....hi? Dorothy: Trowa! ::jumps into his arms:: I'm so afraid! they're sending me to the Remeidial Class If i go back!! Trowa: Frankly I don't care..but follow me if you want..::drops her and walks into teh boy's lav:: Dot: Oh thank you! Trowa! ::hurries after him:: at the Princepal Office ::A dark figure of the princepal sits in a chair:: PrincePal: Shoved pencils up your nose huh? well... those pilots will get what's coming to them! See to it that they are locked in that infernal Remeidial class.....FOREVER! MEanwhile+in+Heero+and+Quatre's+Class Teacher: Direct orders to the remiedial class for thinking you were gundam pilots Mister Yuy, and Mister Winner! Quatre: But we Were! Teacher: No you weren't! Now go! ::Two big guys take Heero and Quatre away:: At+the+Lav Guy- There he is! Trowa Barton! and there's that Cadalonia girl too! Dorothy: Oh No! Trowa run! Find the others! I'll hold them off! ::Knocks the men over:: Trowa: Wow...she WAS good for something ::runs:: Meanwhile Wu Fei: ::Gets pulled on by verious childern:: So this is what Quatre ment by normal days..... Heero: ::Constantly gets pelted with stuffed animals::......10.....9.....8......1!!!! ::Picks up a plastic bat and chases the children:: DIE!!!!!!! Teacher: Now children settle down! ::Puts Barney on:: Wu fei : NOoooooo! Heero: Not THAT! ::They stare at Quatre , who was brain washed by the show:: Quatre: I Love you....you love me...::sways back and forth:: Wu fei: No! ::Gets hypnotised:: We're a happy family... Heero: ::Falls to knees dieing slowly:: Duo...*cough* Trowa...*hack*...you're our last hope.... ::Door opens and two big guys drag Duo ins Kicking and screaming:: Duo: NO! Let me OUTTA HERE!!! Deathscythe Hell is NEVER around when i need him! ::is thrown into heero and knocks him senseful again.....for now...:: Meanwhile Trowa: I have to get to teh bottom of this! ::Sneaks around school:: I can't do it alone..Especially when I don't have my flame thrower, or heavy arms......I gota break free! ::goes toward *dun dun dun* the class:: In+class ::Duo and Heero are hiding in the closet:: Duo: Heero...what are we gonna do?? Heero: How should I know!? Duo: I've got it! ::kicks wall and a secret passage revials itself:: we'll use this! ::They crawl through and end up in the cafe:: Duo: Eww...smells like stale popcorn... Heero: and stale coffee...... Both: Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!! ::Trowa runs into the cafe and Relena is behind him:: AHHHHH GET AWAY!!!!! Relena: What have they done to--- Heero! ::hugs him!:: Heero:.....please don't do that it sickens me... Trowa and Duo: if that were the heero we knew he'd have a gun to her head.... Trowa: Where's Quatre? and Wu fei? Duo: In Barney land...I hit Heero just in time....or maybe not..::Heero hugs Relna back:: Trowa: RUN!! ::grabs Duo's braid and drags him out of the cafe:: Hyp.Quatre: There they are! ::Hyp. Dorothy,Quatre,Wu fei and children attack them!:: Duo: This way! ::runs inot an office:: Trowa: ::Slams door::....*gasps for air* Voice: So nice of you to join me... Trowa: No.... Duo: its...! Both: Tubaroff!! Tubaroff: The princepal was expecting one of you but I see two are better then we though... Duke Dermail: Now get ready...to SUFFER! Duo: Wait.....Secretary.....Vise Pres.... Hello kitty: PRESIDENT!!! Both: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Trowa: no flame thrower....I'm gonna hafta make do! ::picks up desk and throws it ontop of Duke and Tubaroff:: Duo: No get away1 ::Hello Kitty Advances on him:: Hello Kitty: HA HA HA!! Duo: I SAID GET THE HELL AWAY! ::punts Hello kityy and she flies back to hello kitty land and gets humped by rabid horny hello kitties:: Duo: ::shrugs:: i told it to get away.... +Next+day ::Duo skates down the street:: Whee! ::almost crashes into Quatre:: Duo: Woah Quatre!? ::Quatre is dressed up in all the saftey gear possible:: Quatre: mrmph..::takes mouth piece out:: Hi duo! Duo: hi....what's with the dress clothes? Quatre: Today I'm going to my uncle's house...He's classical. Duo:...well...I WANNA GO!!! Quatre: You'd go with me? Thank YOU! come on!! ::grabs duo and pushes him down a hill:: Duo: WAHHHHHHHHHH!! ::flies into a big house. Comes out the backdoor, dressed in a suit:: Quatre: Great let's go! Duo: But what---- Quatre: Come on!! Later Wu fei: Wow Quatre...thanks for inviting us! Trowa:..... Quatre: No problem! ::smiles:: Duo: Are we there yet? ::bangs wall:: Quatre: Yes, we are. My uncle--- Duo: Bo-----RING! Quatre: Listen please?? Duo: Luu luu skip to muh luu... Heero: DUO! Duo: yes Heero? ::smiles slyly:: Quatre: My uncle hired these people to teach us classical....I mean to have class... Trowa: um....yeay? Why are we doing this again? Wu Fei: This is going to be great! Q's uncle: Oh there you all are! Umm.. ::Duo is the only one out of place with shorts on and a tie die shirt, sneakers, and sun glasses. He has a shinigami baseball cap on:: ::all Stare:: Duo: What? ::Five minutes later he is in a suit with his hair in a greasy ponytail:: Duo: Ugh I feel......violated.... ::Everyone Looks like business men:: Q's uncle: Now to meet your teachers! ::opens door:: Wu fei: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Trowa: No! It can't BE!! Tubaroff: YES! it's us! Duke:But we have help! Regis: You betta be ready to learn. So you can be a millionare! All G-w boys:.....AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! ::Heero tries to get out the door but it's locked. Duo tries to jump out the window, but Duke drags him away. Quatre hides behind his uncle and Wu Fei hides in a corner. Trowa runs around screaming and waving his arms:: Heero: Guys! there's only on way! ::all nod:: Gw boys: SELF DETINATE!!!!!::All get their devices out:: Trowa: hey it didn't work! Heero: NOOO!!!...well..I'm fresh out of Ideas. ::Duo is being held by Duke, and he is kicking and screaming:: Duo: #!@$ this! Lemme the #!@$ go! you #!@$#!@ jerks! Later+on Regis: I told you. All you have to do is break their spirit. ::Duke has a paper airplane in his hair and Tuberoff is nursing a wound.:: Regis: Now look at them! ::Smiles:: they are well behaved and just like US!! *DUN DUN DUNN!!!!!!* Tuberoff: good..... ::the Ex-gw boys sit in their chairs perfectly. Even Duo. Everyone is doing homework and they all have their desks neat and tidy. Not chewing gum...wearing a uniform..Peaceful...and calm:: Later+on+in+class ::A mysterious cabbit runs down the hall:: Cabbit: No time to waist!...must awaken Sailor Deathscythe! ::It avoids the guards and sneaks into the room:: Cabbit: Great, they're all here! HEY GUYS! ::they don't move:: Guys? ::hops up on Duo's desk:: MAN! They even got No- brainer Duo. This will help him! ::door knob turns:: Cabbit: ut oh gota work fast! ::flips and the special pen appears:: Here goes! ::puts it in front of Duo's face and turns it:: Duo: WOAH!? ::developes nose bleed and grabs the pen:: Cabbit: O.o;; heh! I knew it! ::snatches pen:: Duo! Listen! stay hidden until lunch and then tranform and beat the hell outa regis! Duo: Wha? ::Shrggs:: um..whateva you say?^^;; computa....take away all the wrong answers. Cabbit: DUO! ::scratches his face a milliontimes:: unnn....v_v; I got it! ^^ ::takes out chocolate:: Mmmmmm CHOCOLATE! Duo: ::eyes widen:: ::Door opens and Regis comes in. Sees the cabbit and Duo:: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ::Runs in slow motion, hits the cabbit but not before the chocolate grazes Duo's tounge:: Cabbit: Duo! Regis: Degis! Are you ok!? Cabbit: Degis...what the hell!? Don't listen to him! Duo:...but I must.... Cabbit: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ::gets locked in a cage:: Regis: Now I have placed before you some low fat non flavored Puddin'! You may eat it like gentlemen..::Everyone slowly eats:: Duo:..Ch...ch....::looks at the cup:: CHOCOLATE!!!!!!! Heero: Degis what are ya Doin? Duo: MY FRIGGIN NAME IS DUO! ::jumps up on desk:: SHINIGAMI SCYTHE POWER! Duo: I fight for gundams that have great pilots! I put stupid and annoying celebs to death ...Oh and That means you! I am Sailor Deathscythe!..err..Moon! ::Looks at Breasts:: I forgot about that little add on.... Regis: NO!!! ::gets out Question cards:: Qegis,Tegis,Hegis,and wegis! Activate the computa! Duo: Not A chance! Moon...er...Hell Healing Activation! Heero: That's it! I had enough! ZERO SWORD POWER! Trowa: Heavy Arms...ammunition..power... Quatre: VENUS STAR POWER! Wu fei: Shenlong Dragon Power! The 4: Scout power! Regis: No! Stupid cabbit! Computa....Millionare Mode!! Heero: It's PAY BACK!!! Jupiter THUNDER CLOUD ZAP!!!!! ::Computer Short Circuits:: Quatre: Wow! I'm having SO much fun!! Venus..Love Chain ENCIRCLE!! ::CHain captures Regis:: Meanwhile Wu fei-: Mercury! Shine AQUA Illiousion! ::Freezes Duke Dermail & Tubaroff:: Trowa: Now! To burn their Asses! ::evil Smirk:: Mars! Fire balls! ::Wu fei gulps at the word and looks down:: CHARGE!!! ::they both fly out the window and get humped by rabid poodles O_o:: Tubaroff: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Duke: I don't want to have your poodle!! Duo: Yes!!! Two down one to go! ::the chain pop's regis's head off:: Quatre: whoops....::they all power down:: Cabbit: FINALLY!! ::Suddenly! The midget Regis Philbin Clone comes out of the body:: FREE!! FREE!!!!...again.. DUo: wuh? NOT NOW!! ::punts the clone out the window and he gets humped by horny kangaroos:: Now let's go home! ::They walk off into the distance:: Heard suddenly Tubaroff&Duke: GET OFF ME YOU DAMN POODLES!! Clone: I'm no Marsupial!! In+other+news Hilde: They are now ready... ::in black outfit:: Cop Dude: Stop right there! Hilde: NO!! ::throws a marshmellow and it grows so large it suffocates the cop dude:: Good! ::jumps out a convienient window (( o_o is it just me or are there more windows in this then horny animals?)) Back+to+our+Favorite+group+of+suisidal+maniacs Duo: Toys...Toys... Heero: SHUTUP Duo! I'm not a Reindeer anymore!! Duo:...you aren't? Nice SUIT hegis!! ::laughs at him:: Heero: SHUT UP!! ::Zechs Comes suddenly out of nowhere:: Zechs: The matrix has you.. Wu fei: Really!? NOOOO! MOMMY!! SAVE ME!!! Zechs: o_o;;; Take the red pill and...yada...yada...yada....Take the blue pill and.....You feel so warm and sqwishy in swide! G-W boys: O_O;;;;; oookkaayy Trowa: Happy eh? SHOVE THAT RED PILL UP YOUR ASS!! ::grabs blue pill . Everyone else does:: ::Heero gasps for air as he bursts through the other side:: Heero: What the FrigE?! ::sees feilds of grown people::...oooohh...many windows....(( o_o more windows...)) Wu fei: MY HAIR!! wahhhhhhhhhhhhh! My hair is GONE! Trowa: Shut up everyone's hair is gone! I have the urge to punch-... ::Suddenly Duo pops out with a full head of hair ^^ :: Duo: urge? I've got the urge! ::dances like a stripper: ((O_O!!)) Other peoples: ::burst out of windows:: He's got the URRGGGGGGGGGGGEEE to herbal! Heero, Wu fei, Trowa and Quatre: .....O_O;; OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKAY! Duo: What? ::ground gives away:: Ten+Minutes+later Quatre: WOw! Pretty ship! Trowa: ...I want my flame thrower... Zechs: ok dinner is served! ::all stare at plates:: Duo: pork en' beans?? Wu fei: YEA!! ::scarfs them:: Heero: um....::stares at plate:: Wu fei: what? ::face covered in beans. several hang off of his cheeks and some are up his nose:: want yours?? Trowa: Ew! no! ::pushes beans away:: Heero: make that two...::does same:: Duo: Zechs what are those cows doing in here again? Zechs:...you know.....I do NOT know! Cows: Muuuuu* ::eat pork en' beans:: *((translation: Bite me gay boy!*)) Wu fei: NOO! they're MINE! ::hits cow:: Cows: MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!* ::Charge wu fei:: *((Translation: You hit our cow god! you are not worthy! Die!!!!*)) Wu fei: AHHHHH!* ::Falls into a pile of purple teletubby dolls:: *((translation: I'm a WUSS!!*)) Teletuby Dolls: Tinky winky!! All: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!! Trowa: NOO! I don't have my flame thrower! ::Purple teletubies advance on them:: Quatre: Only one way to save us!! ::Presses EMP*:: ((electro magnetic pulse)) Teletuby Dolls: NOOOO! ::light on fire and burn in hell:: Heero: *Phew* thanks quatre.. Next+day~ Duo: I can't wait till school's! OVER!!! Heero:........yeay......... Trowa:...*erp* i'm tired... Heero: DUO! you have swimming today! ::all laugh at him:: Duo: o_o;;; I know! See you guys later! ::takes gym bag and leaves:: Duo: o0O..: maybe it's not so bad! ::waits to get changed:: o0O..I'll bet everyone feels like I do! ::bell rings:: Better hurry... ::gets dressed and comes out to find the locker room empty!:: Duo:...ut oh..::Runs upstairs and tries the door:: It's LOCKED!! ::Runs to opposite door. It's locked too:: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!* *((i'm totally screwed!)) Duo: ok..don't panik...::people see him and point laughing:: Duo: O_O yargh!! ::runs into locker room and gets changed:: ::Takes off down the hall running over random class skippers:: ::Duo, sits by next class jumping at every noice:: Duo: Glargh I'm a nervous wreck... ::hears loud noice:: EEP!! ::the door opens:: O_O!!! ::bell rings, and duo sit's in his class:: 2 more periods and I'm home free! ::tick tock tick tock tick tock...:: no one said anything yet..::looks longingly at the window:: ((windows!!)) ::bell rings, and duo runs to his next class and sits in his seat:: heero: You're here early..::from behind:: Duo: YARGHHH!! oh...it's only Heero!!! ::takes deep breath:: Heero: ::sigh:: Lez go! move it or lose it! Duo: X_X::moves:: ::Holds desk as everyone watchs the movie:: Duo: 27 minutes.....EEK! much time! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *ahem* Teacher: DUO!? WATCH THE DAMN MOVIE!!! Duo: O_O eep ::watchs:: Heero: Duo! wow! watch this! and that!! neato! Fire...WOW!! Duo:...O_O;;; whatever..::looks at the stupid movie:: what idiot in a right mind would... Heero: Oh my!*sniff* it's SOOO beautiful! Duo: x_X guess that answers my question.. Heero: ::SOb sob sob:: so...::sob:: beautiful! Duo: Heero!? Heero: what? ::stops:: Duo:..::stares:: O_O.....nevermind...16 more minutes.... Heero: ::sob:: IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL!! Duo: this class just drones on... ::trowa busts in:: Trowa: THE WORLD IS GONNA END!!::runs down hall screaming:: Duo: what the..? Heero: beautiful..:sob:: Duo: 12 minutes...::rocks back an forth:: Quatre: (over the intercom) MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!* ::makes loud burping noices:: *(translation: BITE ME!!!)* Duo: o_O TEN MORE! Wu fei: ::Shreak:: you cannot hav-a tha mango! ::smacks butt:: Duo: O_O;;; nine Heero: BEAUTIFUL!! ::sob:: Trowa: THE END IS NEAR!! Quatre: MUUUUUUUUUU* (*translation: funny ain't it)* Wu fei: Saucey! Duo...GLARGH! Teacher:+DUO!? Duo:...o_o+what+ma'am... Teacher:+It's+time+fore+you+to--- Duo:+O_O!!+*gulp* Teacher:+turn+your+desk+around..class+is+over...well+just+about.. ::Duo+anime+fall:: The end... OR IS IT!?~ So much for the never ending part!! E-Mail Psyco girl: Genesis@tenku.zzn.com Any comments |
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