My MST for chapter one of Dark Crystals page one. - Anime - http://maxpages.com/johnsficpage/Dark_Crystals_Chp_one

On the Satelite of Final Fantasy.......
::Setzer and Edgar are playing cards in the main area looking bored. Setzer beats edgar As per usual and Is complaining about it::
Edgar> i swear you cheat......
Terra> ::Shouting from her room:: I'M GONNA KILL YOU GUYS!!!!
::She walks into the main room with the Usagi style hair. Setzer and edgar fall over laughing::
Terra> whitch one of you did this?!
Setzer> ::is still laughing:: Why don't you use your scout power and find out?
Edgar> ::laughing:: Sailor Terra to the rescue!
Terra> ::Bashes them both upside thier heads::
Setzer and edgar> x_x
Terra> Grr......You guys are SOOOOO lucky that clown boy is about to call!!!
::Down on the Planet Below Kefka looks up from his desk as Geshtal walks in holding a fic::
Geshtal> excuse me sir. i belive i have found the fic you asked for.....
Kefka>umm..... just put it in my ::clears throat:: private collection
Geshtal> umm.... i meant for the Experiment....
Kefka> oh.... ::face turns red:: well turn on the link to the Satelite and get the Fanfic loaded up.
::the video link to the Satelite turns on::
Kefka> hello Subjects. Ready to be my Guinea pigs again?
Edgar> sorry. Setzer is the only pig up here.
Kefka> *Ahem* i have a fic for you.
Terra> and i thought you just called to say hi.....
Setzer> what is it about? ::glares at edgar::
Kefka> it is a Salior Moon Fic. By the Same Author that Did the Squaresoft Senshi.
Remember THAT fic?
Edgar> hard to forget...::laughs:: Setzer was a girl!!
Setzer> ::anime sweatdrop:: Shut up! at least i wasn't frozen in a block of ice forever!
Kefka> *AHEM!*
::they all turn and look at him::
Kefka> the Name of the fic is "Dark Crystals" and i am just gonna start it.
:;the alarms go off and the three of them rush to the theater::

Door one = a door that spins open from the center.
Door two = Long Streams of beads that you just pass through.
Door Three = a metal door that pulls apart in all 4 directions.
Door four = a castle drawbridge that slams down just in time.
Door Five = a Large picture of terra Naked that the camera Crashes through.
Terra> i am gonna KILL you Edgar!!!
Door six = the hatch that opens into the theater.

-Sailor Gems: Dark Crystals
-By KattChuan703
Terra> I ought to rip your balls off and shove them down your throat but i have something more sinister in mind.....
Setzer> O_o
Edgar> O_o..... i'm afraid...
-Disclaimer, notes, and stuff people couldn't care less about: Nihao! My first ever Sailor Moon fic with a plot
Edgar> based on the other fic he wrote i could very well belive it...
-and the first Sailor Moon fic I intend to actually finish. Okay. Plot: Tokyo is at peace after yet ANOTHER villain has been defeated, and it ain't Microsoft!
Edgar> ::mocking Bill Gates in a Extremly Nerdy tone:; I will OWN Tokyo! I will Destroy the Scouts by Making WINDOWS crash on them! and after that happens 20 times they will kills themselves in anger!
-(Actually, the Black Moon.) But deep in the dark regions of time, evil dwells
Setzer> Where else would evil dwell? a Trailer park?
Edgar> ::imitating a Hillbilly villian: Well we is gonna tie ya up and feedcha to my fishies! they have some nice toofers ya know. Y'all wont come back now. ya hear.?
-dark as night
-with a heart as cold as ice
Edgar> kinda sounds like terra.
Terra> ::glares at Edgar::
-It brings together the 7 crystals, known also as the Imperium Silver Crystal, shattered again to serve dark purposes.
Terra> ::mocking Usagi:: the crystal? i kinda.....uh..... dropped it and broke it. i figured i couldn't use it anymore so i uh..... kinda gave it to this Really CUTE guy!
-Usagi must find a way to defeat this evil, along with her friends.
-Sailor Moon is owned by Naoko Tekuichi. (Is her last name spelled right?) I apologize for any grammar errors, spelling errors, and any fics without any plot I have written in the past. (Namely FF7 darkfic)
Edgar> and the Squaresoft senshi fic....
-So enjoy, or not
Setzer> you mean we actually have a choice?! wow! and all this time i liked those other fanfics becuase i didn't know that we had a choice.
-depends on the mood
Edgar> heh.... Are YOU in the mood terra?
terra> hentai! ::smacks edgar on the head with ukyo's spatula::
Edgar> x_x.
Setzer> where did you get that from?
Terra> that's none of your buisness. ::twacks Setzer on the head with the Spatula also::
Setzer>x_x
-Oh, and also, Mariah Carey's song and album "Music Box" are © Mariah Carey and Columbia Records, and I am not making money off of this so please don't sue me.
Setzer> ::rubbing head:: at least he has good taste in music.
-Also, I'm using the Japanese names (Up yours, DiCwads at DiC!) though I have not been blessed enough as to see the kick-ass Japanese version. But I've seen some mangas on-line, and managed to take the ideas of how they act from there. For those of you whom have only gotten to see the (crummy) NA version, here's the key. (And for the villains, since me and a friend originally made up names for villains in English, now they got Japanese names, and God I'm getting redundant. *_*)
Setzer> i would just like to say that i read that whole thing and couldn't find one place to make a comment.
-Tsukino Usagi-Serena. (Aka Meatball Head, bimbo, ditz......)
-Hino Rei-Raye. (But that one was too easy)
-Mizuno Ami. (Guess. Well, don't guess, cause I'm telling you anyway.) Amy
-Kino Makoto-Lita
-Aino Minako-Mina
-Naru-Molly
-Umino-Melvin
-Chibiusa-Rini. (Yech. Aka yamhead, fungus, brat......)
-Chiba Mamoru- Darien
-Tuxedo Kamen- (If you don't know this one, hope is gone) Tuxedo Mask
Edgar> who was he again? i missed that last part...
-Urawa- Greg
Yuuchiro- Chad
Kisawa- Isabella
Shineko/Shinoko- Teesha
Mikowa- Emma
Shinikio- Seth
Roshini- Rose
Kimiko- Zia
Nikeno- Krissy
Kamichi- Kimberly
Machiko- Marissa
Karanetei- Reva
Masakame- Melinda
Mikinu- Candy
Humechai- Mariah
Motoki- Andrew
Michiru- Michelle
Haruka- Amara
Chibiusa- Rini
Hotaru- Heather (Or whatever her dub name will be)
Setsuna- Susan (Or whatever HER dub name will be)
Edgar> O_o. that's alot of characters......
-Chapter 1
-Prisms
-The 7 girls huddled around the crystal ball. Evil energy pulsed from within, bathing the room in an eerie glow. One looked up.
Terra> ::imitating the girl:: Alright. first order of buisness. We find a NEW hideout. it's Freezing here!
"Girls, today we strike. We will take revenge on the people of Earth. They dare banish us from this planet, pushing us farther away from life? They have grown weaker now, though. Now is the time to strike!" Her strong voice echoed throughout the room.
Terra> Speaking of redundant...
-"Yes, Kisawa-chan. But we need to strike when they're at their most vulnerable. Some may have weakened, but some may have not."
Edgar> and some may be eating and some may not.
Setzer> and some may be fat and some may not be.
terra> and some may be stupid and some may not. ::thinks Nah. all men on this satelite are stupid::
-"Don't worry. If any human dares interfere with us, we will take care of them. Nothing will stop us, I assure you." Kisawa replied. "We, the 7 Crystal Warriors of the Ancient, will live on Earth once more!" An enthusiastic shout followed.

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Edgar> wow. that was a Shout to remember.
Setzer> and i thought they were train tracks...
-Tsukino Usagi turned around. What was it…? A voice, calling.
-"What are you saying?
Edgar> ::imitating a cop:: i Said roll down your window!
-.........No, I don't undersand!.....Nani? Are you serious?!..........Wha.....what are you talking about?!..........I never did that!.........No! Stop!"
Setzer> this is about five lines away from becoming a lemon.....
-A dark presence filled her mind, lingering with accusing voices, sending accusations of filth into her brain, torturing her.
Setzer> they are making her watch Barney over and over again.
-"No! Please! Leave me.......LEAVE ME ALONE!" Shattering glass was heard,
Edgar> ::imitating a cop:: i Told you to roll down your window but you just wouldn't listen!
-and Usagi woke up with a start, noting that she had "killed" her alarm clock.
Terra> ::imitating Usagi:: Ohmagod!!! i'm a murderer of cheap electronic devices! ::Cries like usagi::
-"At least it wasn't so bad I was talking in my sleep....."
Edgar> no she only does that during dreams that involve food...
-she said quietly, noting that Luna still slept quietly on the floor, curled up, snoring lightly.
Edgar> Heh. ::kicks luna watching her fly::
Setzer> that was kinda cruel wasn't it?
Edgar> sorry. i have this problem about sleeping pussy...
Terra> HENTAI!!! ::hits edgar upside the head with uyko's spatula::
Edgar>X_X.........Cats...::falls over::
-"But these dreams are getting disturbing............maybe Rei-chan can help me...."
Setzer> Hmm... with what?
Edgar> lets see.... money, boys, studying, making something of herself, a new hairstyle. Did i leave anything out?
-She brushed her long blond hair, fashioning it into two odangos, with ponytails streaming from each one, as per normal.
Setzer> oh man. and i thought she was gonna put her hair up in spikes.......

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Setzer> there is that "Enthusiastic Shout" again.
Edgar> i wonder how you pronounce that....
-"Okay.....here you go........don't be so impatient!" Hino Rei crouched down, feeding the handful of birdseed she had to her two pet ravens, respectfully named Phobos and Deimos.
Edgar> irrespectfully named what?
-A girl's screams of disgust and an old lecher's laugh could be heard, and Rei figured her grandfather was at it again.
Terra> ::imitating rei:: Grandpa! take my panties off of your head! you're scaring away the visitors!
-She stood up, and stormed towards the sound of the victim trying to get the old coot off of her.
Edgar> ::imitating the visitor:: THIS is NOT what i meant when i said i wanted the full tour!!!
- "Grandpa, don't you ever give up?!" Rei shouted, knocking him upside the head with her broom.
Edgar> ::Imitating her grandfather:: Well..... todays special becuase i took some of those pills i found in the medicine cabinet.
Terra> ::Imitating rei:: GRANDPA!!! that was VIAGRA!!!
-She turned toward the customer. "Forgive my grandfather's actions. I don't know what to do with him.....will you forgive us?" Looking up, she saw a familiar face. "Usagi-chan?! What are YOU doing here?" A scowl formed on Rei's face.
Edgar> ::imitating Usagi:: Do with him? who told you to make him stop?
-"Listen, Rei, I don't have time for an argument. I need your help," Usagi said gravely. Noticing her tone of voice and facial expression, Rei's face softened.
"What is it? Let's go inside and I'll make some tea, then we can talk about it."
Edgar> Isn't this how a Lemon begins?
Terra> Edgar no Hentai!! ::thwacks him upside the head with uyko's spatula::
Setzer> ::whispers to a sore Edgar:: Must be PMSing......
Edgar> o_O. yeah....
-Once inside, Rei prepared the water, and put it on the stove to boil. "Now, why are you so uptight?" Usagi took a deep breath. It would be a long story.
Edgar> we kinda expected that........
-"Rei-chan?"
"Mm?"
"Did you ever have......nightmares that seemed so real, you thought that they were reality and reality was just a dream, a life being acted out on a script?"
Setzer> that is one tough anylogy.... i can't think up ONE smart ass coment.
-"Like a play?"
"No.....like another life."
"Well,......I-I guess so..."
"I had a dream just like that. Everyone-you, Minako-chan, Ami-chan, Makoto-chan, Chibiusa, and Mamo-chan were all...dead. Your spirits were back, putting all the blame on me."
Terra> ::imitating rei:: What's wrong with that? we DO blame you for everything.
-"You know we'd never do that..."
"You're not listening! It seemed like it was my future......destiny.......calling out," Usagi said,
Setzer> ah the day has finally come when Usagi accuses someone from not listening.
-occasionally sipping her tea. Outside, cherry blossoms floated around, mingling with fresh raindrops that were beginning to fall.
terra> ::imitating rei:: Ah the beautiful spring weather. i do so love....::silence for a moment::...GRANDPA! get MY panties off of YOUR head this instant!!!!!
-Rei looked at her for a while, uncertain of what she could say to comfort Usagi. She was about to finally say something, when Yuuchiro rushed in, wringing out his hair and brushing it away from his eyes.
Setzer> ::imitating rei's grandfather:: Damned Hippies!!!
-"Yo, Usagi. What's up?" Yuuchiro greeted, a cheerful smile forming. Usagi smiled and gave a small nod.
"Konnichiwa, Yuuchiro. How are you today?"
Edgar> ::imitating Yuuchiro:: Well...... i was okay till i saw your Grandpa Dancing down the hallway with a pair of panties.
-"Fine. Hey, Rei, anything else you need me to do?"
-"Keep grandpa out of my panty drawers," Rei joked. Not much of a joke, as it turned out that Rei caught her grandfather carrying her panties into his room a few seconds later.
-"Rei, you don't mind if I borrow these for a while, do you?" the old fart called. Rei threw a dustpan at him.
-"YES I DO!! ECCHI HENTAI!!"
Edgar> wow.... i never thought all those panty jokes would hit so close to home......
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Edgar> Who's Shouting now?
Terra> must be hell on the vocal cords.
-"Who are you?" Sailor Venus asked icily, staring at the woman shrouded in mystery, standing right before her.
Edgar> ::imitating Minakos Mom:: Minako dear don't talk to the mirrors it's not healthy.
-"Oh, wouldn't you like to know? But, I will tell you anyway. I am Sailor Diamond, or more commonly known as your worst nightmare,"
Terra> Ohmagod!! She's Barney!!!
-the woman said in a haughty voice, the mist swirling around her, her fuku a copy of Venus's
Setzer> Heh.. Fukus...
-only with more of something on every part. More fabric around the upper body, except for the long dip that showed her cleavage, longer hair, more of a ponytail than just letting her hair hang down, longer skirt, higher high heels, longer gloves, somewhat longer sleeves, curving around.
Edgar> So........ She's exactly the same yet completely Different?
Venus also noted that the woman's hair color was a lighter, shinier shade of blonde, eyes a deeper blue, lips fuller. Her body was also more developed in the chest, legs, and arms.
Edgar> i wonder if i could get her phone number...
Setzer> Not in your wildest dreams.......
-"But if you desire to know my name, it is Shineko." Sailor Venus glared. From the venom in Shineko's tone, she knew that this was not an enemy to be taken lightly. Shineko's eyes narrowed and a smirk formed on her face.
Edgar> I desire something all right! ::wolf whistles::
-"What is the matter? Are you not going to say anything?.........Well, if you wish then, but it is so rude. And where I come from, rudeness is not taken lightly." Her hands came together in an almost exact copy of Sailor Mercury's Shine Aqua Illusion, only the aura was a bright gold.
Setzer> HEY!! Mercury had that copyrighted!
-"Diamond......Sunbeam.........FLASH!" A corkscrew of golden hearts and suns came at Venus. The senshi didn't have time to dodge, and let out a final scream

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Edgar> What a horrible scream. Is that even considered a sound?
-"Minako! Minako-chan! Wake up!" Aino Minako woke up, her throat feeling sore.
"Wha.......mom? What happened?" Mrs. Aino peered into her daughter's eyes with worry.
Edgar> ::imitating Mrs. Aino:: You were brutally murdered. Don't you remember?
-"Sweetie, you were screaming so loud.....it-it just startled your father and I.....we thought......we thought...," she couldn't say it. She had almost said 'We thought -he- had come back for you....'.
Edgar> Damn those pizza deliverers!
-He- was their worst nightmare, the same man who had killed one of Minako's closest friends when they were in kindergarten.
Terra> It went from innocent humor to Crazy evil murdrers.......
Setzer> This fic is starting to depress me....
-A few weeks before she started school, Minako and Uniko, her friend, had been in their car with Uniko's parents, heading to the baby-sitter. The road was wet that day, slick with the rain that had previously fallen. They had skidded out of control on one turn, and crashed into another car. -His- car.
Edgar> As opposed to "Her" Car.
-The man's wife and kids had died, but everyone else was fine. Except for him. He had to be taken to the psychological rehabilitation center after the accident caused him to become mentally unstable.
Edgar> ::imitating the man:: WoUlD yOu LiKe A fLoWeR MiNaKo?
-"It's okay, mom. I'm just.....stressed out about the finals coming up.....studying and all..." Minako lied, hoping her mother wouldn't question her any further.
-"O-okay sweetie. Goodnight....." she gave Minako a little peck on the cheek before heading back to bed.
Edgar> so Mrs Aino is part bird?
Setzer> no. She just likes a good peck.... er.... what was i saying again?
Terra> You two are hopeless.....::anime sigh::
-"But will I wake up alive tomorrow?" Minako wondered silently, before going back to sleep.

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Setzer> So. that's the noises Minako Makes when she snores. i see...
-"Makoto-chan! Wait up!" Usagi called, breathless from running like a madwoman. Kino Makoto looked behind her.
Edgar> ::imitating Usagi:: They're coming to take me away! ha ha. hee hee. ho ho.
:;The other two stare at Edgar::
Setzer> What brought THAT on?
-"Oh, konnichiwa, Usagi! Are you-"
"Hai. I always am. Why continue to ask the same question when you know the answer?"Usagi replied before Makoto could finish asking the inevitable 'Are you late?'.
Edgar> ::imitating Makato:: Becuase you arriving on time was supposed to be one of the signs of the apocolypse.
-"I dunno. Routine, I guess," Makoto said, shrugging.
A few minutes later.......
Setzer> ::Imitating Makato:: So are you late again Usagi?
-"Late AGAIN?! Usagi, you will just have to learn to wake up on time! I will meet you after school. Class dismissed!" Haruna-senseii said.
-The students raced out eagerly, grabbing their lunch on the way out. Usagi got lost in the crowd, letting her hair down so Haruna-senseii wouldn't see the two odangos bobbing above everyone else's heads.
Edgar> I suppose it would be a suprise to see someone else sport Usagi's Meatball style of hair. ::looks at Terra and falls over laughing::
-"I ain't staying here for lunch........wait, she said after school......oh well," Usagi thought, pushing through the crowd of students.
"Usagi.......Usagi? Where'd that girl go?" Haruna-senseii wondered, looking around. "Baka desu. She forgot her lunch."

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