"Oops I Farted Again" by Brittney Smears
Album- Another Stinker
uh uh uuughh...
*phtht!* *phtht!*
uh uh uuughh...
*phtht!* *phtht!*
[Verse 1]:
I think I farted again
I made you believe
that it was the dog
Oh baby it was really my butt
But it doesn't mean
that I'm feeling sick
'Cuz to just blast a wet one
It feels so groovy to me
Oh baby, baby
[Chorus 1]:
Oops I tooted again
I let a big fart
My panties are stained
Oh, baby baby
Oops please open a hatch
Better light up a ma-a-atch
I ate asparagus
[Spoken]:
"Brittney, before you let go again, there's something I want you to have."
"But wait a minute...isn't that...?"
"Yes. It's Bean-o."
(fart)
[Verse 2]:
You see my problem is this
I can't fart enough
Wish I was lactose intolerant
I eat buckets of beans
and pork rinds and cheese
and soft-boiled e-e-eggs
When I get indigestion
It makes me glad as can be
Baby! Oh!
[Chorus 2]:
Oops I squirted again
I can't hold it in
I'm starting to crown
Oh, baby baby
Oops I'm cutting the cheese
Pull my finger pleeeese
I let an SBD |