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| Howie Gump: The Story Revealed |
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| This is not meant to offend any group in particular. If you can't handle good and funny comedy or you are a teeny bopper and can't take a joke, please proceed to another page, site, or take any action to avoid this page or other page(s) in the future. Thank you. Howie is sitting on a bench eating gummy bears. AJ comes and sits next to him. AJ - Hi. HOWIE - Kevin always said "hi" is a way of greeting people. AJ - ........ok. HOWIE - My name's Howie. Howie Gump. People call me Howie Gump. AJ just looks at him. HOWIE - Would you like a gummy bear? AJ - No. HOWIE - I've eaten a million and a half of these. I almost turned into one. AJ - Yo, you retarded D.? HOWIE - Kevin always said "retarded is as retarded does". AJ looks at him oddly and moves to the other side of the bench. Howie points to AJ's sunglasses. HOWIE - Those must be comfortable sunglasses. I bet you could walk all day in sunglasses like that and not feel a thing. AJ - .........My eyes hurt. A white feather falls on AJ's lap. HOWIE - I bet if I think real hard I can remember my first pair of sunglasses. He squeezes his eyes shut tight. HOWIE- They was my magic sunglasses. Kevin said they'd take me anywhere. AJ - Dude, you're an idiot. HOWIE - I'm gonna tell you my life story now. Kevin always said "life is like an Armani jacket. It maybe expensive, but in time it will wear out." AJ - Yo, you're wack dude. I'm outta here. HOWIE - Kevin always said - AJ hits Howie over the head with the feather. He is knocked unconscious. THE END |
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