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| 17). Have a camera fall on her head during a video shoot. 16). Cry for 5 hours and yell at the "Mean old camera" for falling on her head. 15). Plot Christina Aguilera's death... HOW DARE SHE have a #1 single and album like I had! *gasp* to be #1 on VH1's Women First Countdown?! AND to beat her out at the Grammys?! OH NO! Britney will NOT allow THAT! 14). Kick-boxing with NSYNC. 13). Call 98º and inquire about what they are doing, and where they will be, so she can go to that same place, and annoy the Hell out of them. 12). Get Breast implants 11). Liposuction 10). Brush her hair 9). Cut all her old pairs of jeans so that when she puts em on they go up her ass 8). Pick the wedgie that she gets from wearing shorts that hike up her ass. 7). Apply eye-makeup that her good buddy Dennis Rodman lent to her. 6). Debate whether or not to pose for Playboy 5). Read some more "trashy" novels and take notes. 4). Call Nigel Dick to discuss the concept for her next video Booby One More Time (Not to be confused with her first hit single BABY One More Time!) 3). Diss the Backstreet Boys. 2). Drive her new white, Mercedes convertible off of a cliff. 1). Go get it on with her cousin Chad |
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