Royal Rumble Match
The match begins with the Fink giving out the instructions. Jeff Hardy came in at #1, and Bull came in at #2. Jeff quickly gives Bull a head-scissor takedown. Bull quickly clotheslined Jeff, and wanted to gorilla press slam Jeff out of the ring, but Jeff gets out of it. Jeff then tries to eliminate Bull, and Bull elbows out and then Bull tries to eliminate Jeff. Matt Hardy is #3! The Hardys double team Bull. A quick poetry in miotion by the Hardys. They clothesline Bull out of the ring and then begin fighting themselves. It goes back and forth, as they both know each others moves. Jeff almost eliminated Matt. As the clock winds down, they stop fighting and wait for the next guy...who happens to be Faarooq. Faarooqq comes in and clotheslines both guys. Jeff tried to go for a poetry in motion, but Faarooq caught him and tried to throw him out. Matt hit Faarooq and gave him the twist of fate. Jeff then gives him the swanton. They both throw Faarooq out. Matt tries to quickly eliminate Jeff, but Jeff held on and they both brawl. Drew Carrey is #5 and slowly makes his way to the ring.
Jeff and Matt are fighting on the top rope and Matt falls off, and tries to hold on and Jeff falls off as well. Drew was just standing there. And, #6 was...KANE! He walks around the ring and finally walks in. Kane does his fire thing. Drew tries to give Kane money, but Kane knocks it down and then grabs Drew. Raven runs in and he is #7. He hits Kane over the back and Kane drops Drew Carrey. Drew Carrey quickly climbs over the top rope and lets himself out. Kane and Raven fight. Raven goes to the outside and then throws weapons into the ring. Al Snow runs out and attacks Raven. Snow gets stopped. Then, the bell rings and #8 is Al Snow. He comes in and attacks both men. He rolls a bowling ball into Raven's crotch. Then, Snow and Raven work on Kane. They both trip Kane into the trash can. Saturn clocks in at #9.
All three men work on Kane and finally knock him down. #10 is Steve Blackman. He runs in with his kendo sticks and attacks everybody. It settles as Kane and Saturn work on Blackman and Raven and Snow battle. #11 is Grandmaster Sexay. He grabs a trash can and hits Saturn, Raven and Snow with it. He tries to eliminate Al Snow but Saturn stops him. Raven then grabs a trash can lid and hits Sexay. Raven then jumps on Kane's back but Kane fights him off. Kane grabs a trash can, hits Sexay, who falls out and is eliminated, Snow, then Blackman. Blackman tried to hold on, but Kane hit him with a trash can lid, and he gets thrown out. He then throws out Raven, Snow and Saturn. #12 is none other than the HONKY TONK MAN!
Honky grabs the mic and says everybody loves his song and then he begins singing it. Kane grabs Honky's guitar and hits Honky over the head with it. He then throws Honky out. Lucky 13 goes to the ROCK! Rock and Kane brawl back and forth for two minutes. #14 is the Good Father. He runs in and gets attacked by the Rock. Rock gives him his famous 3 punches, then the spit punch and eliminates the Good Father. Kane attacks Rock from behind and suplexes him. The Rock gets up and begins fighting back. Kane, however gives him a side suplex. #15 is Tazz. Tazz runs in by Kane. Kane grabs him, puts him on the top turnbuckle and then punches him and Tazz is out. Kane tries to eliminate Rock, but Rock reverses amd tries to eliminate Kane. They fight back and forth until #16 comes out. It is Bradshaw.
Bradshaw comes in and he and Rock work on Kane. Then, after Kane is down, Bradshaw gives Rock the clothesline from hell. They all fight for the two minutes, until Albert, who is #17 comes out. He attacks the Rock, until Bradshaw and Kane attack Albert. Kane strays to work on the Rock and Albert tries to eliminate Bradshaw. Bradshaw held for dear life. Albert thought he was eliminated, so he moved on. Bradshaw comes in and gives him a clohtesline from hell. He throws Albert into the ropes and then gives him a kick. Hardcore Holly is #18. Albbert gives Bradshaw the Albert-bomb. Albert then tries to eliminate Kane as Holly and Bradshaw try to eliminate the Rock. Rock holds on for dear life on the apron. Albert, meanwhile, gave Kane an awesome scissor kick. Rock gets a rush of adrenaline and tries to eliminate the Rock, but Kane held on. #19 is K-Kwick!
K-Kwick is just added to the frey. #20 is Val Venis. The match has settled down in the ring. #21 is the bismerched William Regal! He is "bringing some class" to the PPV. In center ring, Rock gives Venis a spinebuster. #22 is Test. He goes right after William Regal and quickly eliminates Regal. Test then attacks Albert and stomps away at him.
#23 is non other than THE BIG SHOW! He quickly clotheslines Test out. He gorilla press slams K-Kwick and throws him outy like a feather. He then chokeslams Albert. Bradshaw, Hardcore Holly and Val Venis. He then grabs Kane and chokeslams him. He grabs the Rock, but the Rock low blows Show. He then punches the Big Show, and then clotheslines him and Big Show is eliminated. Big Show takes apart the announce table, and then pulls the Rock out from the bottom rope. He grabs the Rock and chokeslams him through the table. The Rock is hurt! Crash is #24. Holly, Bradshaw, Venis, Crash, and Albert try to eliminate Kane. Undertaker comes in and he is #25! UT breaks everything up. He and Kane eliminate everybody, and then there is a staredown.
They wait for #26 who just happens to be Scotty to Hotty. They dismantle Scotty, giving him a double chokeslam. Rock is showing some signs of life. #27 is Stone Cold Steve Austin. From behind, he gets attacked by Triple H. The Rock runs in and tries to attack both, but the odds are against him. Triple H attacks Austin in the isleway. Austin is busted open. #28 is The One Billy Gunn. He runs in and tries to help the Rock but Kane/UT work on him too. Kane works on Gunn and UT works on the Rock. #29 is HAKU!!! Haku is Meng in WCW! MENG is in the WWF! He works on UT and Kane for a few seconds until the odds are against him again. #30, Rikishi of course, comes out and tries to attack Austin but Austin fights back and Austin runs in and cleans house, eliminated Haku (Meng).
Rikishi gives Undertaker a sidekick and Undertaker is eliminated. Rikishi then works on Rock. He sets up Rock in the corner and wanted to give him the banzai drop. Rock gets up and gives Rikishi a lowblwo and throws him out. Austin stuns Gunn and throws him out. Kane works on the Rock but the Rock gave him a spinebuster. Rock and Austin lock eyes and they exchange fists. Rock sets up for the rock bottom, but Austin fights out of it and gives Rock the STUNNER. He then kicks Rock, and Kane gets up and tries to attack Austin. Austin throws Kane into the ropes and gives hm a Lou Thez press. Rock gets up and gives Austin a few right hands and then gives Austin a ROCK BOTTOM!
Rock and Kane fight and Rock throws Kane through the second rope. Austin picksup Rock to throw him out but Rock fights out, and then picks up Austin. Kane runs in and tries to throw both men out, but Austin holds and and Rock gets eliminated! Austin and Kane are fighting. Kane chokeslams Austin. He goes outside to grab the chair. Kane comes in and Austin gives Kane lefts and rights. Austin then STUNS Kane. Kane gets up and Austin hits him with 3 stiff chair shots and then clotheslines Kane and KANE IS ELIMINATED! AUSTIN WINS! AUSTIN WINS THE RUMBLE!
Winner: Steve Austin
Order of Entrance
#1 Jeff Hardy
#2 Bull Buchanan
#3 Matt Hardy
#4 Faarooq
#5 Drew Carey
#6 Kane
#7 Raven
#8 Al Snow
#9 Saturn
#10 Steve Blackman
#11 Grandmaster Sexay
#12 Honky Tonk Man
#13 The Rock
#14 The Goodfather
#15 Tazz
#16 Bradshaw
#17 Albert
#18 Hardcore Holly
#19 K-Kwik
#20 Val Venis
#21 William Regal
#22 Test
#23 Big Show
#24 Crash
#25 The Undertaker
#26 Scotty 2 Hotty
#27 Stone Cold
#28 Billy Gunn
#29 Haku
#30 Rikishi
Order of Elimination
#1 Bull by the Hardys
#2 Faarooq by the Hardys
#3 Matt Hardy by Jeff Hardy
#4 Jeff Hardy by Matt Hardy
#5 Drew Carey by himself
#6 Sexay by Kane
#7 Blackman by Kane
#8 Snow by Kane
#9 Raven by Kane
#10 Saturn by Kane
#11 Honky Tonk by Kane
#12 Goodfather by Rock
#13 Tazz by Kane
#14 Regal by Test
#15 Test by Big Show
#16 Kwik by Big Show
#17 Big Show by Rock
#18 Bradshaw by Taker
#19 Crash by Kane
#20 Albert by Kane
#21 Hardcore by Taker
#22 Val by Taker
#23 Scotty by Taker and Kane
#24 Haku by Austin
#25 Undertaker by Rikishi
#26 Rikishi by Rock
#27 Billy Gunn by Austin
#28 Rock by Kane
#29 Kane by Austin
Time in ring
Kane 54:48
The Rock 39:00
Bradshaw 17:43
Albert 15:59
Stone Cold 15:38 (Winner)
Hardcore Holly 14:13
Undertaker 11:12
Val Venis 10:28
Raven 8:58
K-Kwik 8:04
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