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Bad Ass

I'm an ass man
Yeah I'm an ass man (Yeah!)

I love to love 'em
I love to kick 'em
I love to shove 'em
I love to stick 'em
Love to flaunt 'em
I love to watch 'em
I love to pick 'em
And I'm gonna kick 'em

'cause I'm an Ass Man
Yeah, I'm an Ass man
Yes I'm an Ass man (Ohhhh)
I'm an Ass Man

So many asses, so little time
Only a tight one, can stop me on the dime
I'm a lover, of every kind
The best surprises always sneak up from behind

I'm an Ass man
Yeah, I'm an Ass man
Yes I'm an Ass man (Ohhhh)
I'm an Ass Man

Buns of glory,
Buns of steel
Your lies won't give away the truth of how I feel

You walk behind me,
I feel the heat.
That's why the girls don't walk behind me down the street

I'm an Ass man
Yeah, I'm an Ass man
Yes I'm an Ass man (Ohhhh)

I love to love 'em
I love to kick 'em
I love to shove 'em
I love to stick 'em
Love to flaunt 'em
I love to watch 'em
I love to pick 'em
And I'm gonna kick 'em

I'm an Ass man
Yeah, I'm an Ass man
Yes I'm an Ass man (Ohhhh)

Big Show

Wellllllll, well it's the Big Show
Yes it's a big bad show tonight
Yeah, it's the Big Show
Come on crank it up and turn on all the lights y'all
Well get ready for somethin'
That you'll never know
You won't see it comin'
But I promise you'll know
The Big Show

Yeah, it's the Big Show
Come on crank it up and turn on all the lights y'all
Well get ready for somethin'
That you'll never know
You won't see it comin'
But I promise you'll know
The Big Show

Corporation

`No Chance... that's what ya got
Up against a machine too strong,
Pretty politicians buying souls from us are PUPPETS
Who'll find their place in line

But tie a string around your finger now boy,
'cause it's, it's just a matter of time,
cause you've got...

NO CHANCE...
(Go's on over and over again)

D-Generation X

Are you ready?
Yeah you think you can tell us what to do?
You think you can tell us what to wear?
You think that you're better?
Well you better get ready...
To bow to the masters...
BREAK IT DOWN

Degenerate into something fool,
We just got tired, of doin' what you told us to do
But that's the breaks boy (Yeah)
That's the breaks little man
Break it down

Degeneration X!

Degeneration!

You think you can tell me what to do?
You know who you're talkin' to?
Well you better get used to the way the ball bounces,
You do what you got,
It measures in ounces,
But that's the breaks boy (Yeah)
That's the breaks little man
Break it down

Degeneration X!

Degeneration!

You think you're a big man?
I'll treat you like you're a little man

Yo, tell me what it's like, to be half a man
And must it break your heart, to see what I am BUT
That's the breaks boy
That's the breaks little man
Break it down

Degeneration X!

Degeneration!

You think you can tell me what to do?
You know who you're talkin' to?

Wanted me to be someone else
You can be like a book on a shelf
That you can't read boy (Yeah)
That you can't read little man
Break it down

Edge

You think you know me
You think you know me
You think you know me
You think you know me
You will never know me
You are lost
And scared

You know what I allow you to know
You know, you know, you know, you know what I allow you to know (you dont
know)
Youre just a puppet

You think you know me
You think you know me
You think you know me
You think you know me
You will never know me
You are lost
And scared

You know what I allow you to know
You know, you know, you know, you know what I allow you to know (you dont
know)
Youre just a puppet

You think you know me
You think you know me
You think you know me
You think you know me
You will never know me
You are lost
And scared

You will never know me
You are lost
And scared

You know what I allow you to know
You know, you know, you know, you know what I allow you to know (you dont
know)
Youre just a puppet

You think you know me
You think you know me
You think you know me
You think you know me
You will never know me
You are lost
And scared

You will never know me
You are lost
And scared

You know what I allow you to know
You know, you know, you know, you know what I allow you to know (you dont
know)
Youre just a puppet

You think you know me
You think you know me
You think you know me
You think you know me

Shawn Micheals

(Girls in background) Oh, Oh, Oh, Shawn!

I think i'm cute,
I know I'm sexy.
I got the looks,
That drive the girls wild.
I got the moves,
That really move 'em.
I Send chills up and down their spine.

I'm just a sexy boy.
(Sexy boy)
I'm not your boy toy
(Boy tooyyyyy)
I'm just a sexy boy
(Sexy boy)
I'm not your boy toy
(Boy toy)

I make 'em hot,
I make shiver.
Their knees get weak,
Whenever I'm around.
They see me walk,
They hear me talk.
I make 'em feel,
Like they're on cloud nine.

I'm just a sexy boy.
(Sexy boy)
I'm not your boy toy
(Boy tooyyyyy)
I'm just a sexy boy
(Sexy boy)
I'm not your boy toy
(Boy toy)

Eat your heart out girls.
Hands off the merchandise.

I'm just a sexy boy.
(Sexy boy)
I'm not your boy toy
(Boy tooyyyyy)
I'm just a sexy boy
(Sexy boy)
I'm not your boy toy
(Boy tooyyyyy)

I'm just a sexy boy.
(Sexy boy)
I'm not your boy toy
(Boy tooyyyyy)
I'm just a sexy boy
(Sexy boy)
I'm not your boy toy
(Boy tooyyyyy)

I'm just a sexy boy.
(Sexy boy)
I'm not your boy toy
(Boy tooyyyyy)
I'm just a sexy boy
(Sexy boy)
I'm not your boy toy
(Boy tooyyyyy)

Triple H

Ones Self, is this on?

Yo Jimmy hit me with that Triple H
Ha ha ha ha
Yeah you let the music keep playin' Mr. Dumb.... sh*t
Yo tell me what time it is now
Yeah, just kickin' it up in here

It's our time
Yo, here comes trouble
Not gonna listen to anybody
Tell me who and what to be
Not tryin' to be like everybody
Tired of playin' make believe

Cause I lead the blind, the blind lead the blind
Our time! Our time!
Our time, it's time
Our time! Our time! Our timmmmme!

Not lookin' back cause you've had enough
You don't know what trouble is
Game of politics, sissy troubles

All these rules, stupid rules
All your stupid rules!
Yo, you keep your finger off the switch dun
All your stupid rules!
Don't you understand your own delusion?
All your stupid rules!
Now, don't you understand your own confusion?
All your stupid rules!

Make up a fantasy in your little mind
Follow me like the blind lead the blind
All your stupid rules!
Follow me like the blind lead the blind

Yo, the years went by with your lies
The march that suits McMahon
Give us a shout, we'll give you nothin
The smart one, the mellow one, the easy one
Well, it's our time now

It's our time now!
You know it's our time now!
Let the trouble set you free!

Yo, dun, keep your finger off the switch
It's our time!
It's our time!
It's our time for the grab

Who's sleeping with who around here?

Yeah, the years went by with your lies
The march that suits McMahon
Give us a show, we'll give you nothing
The smart one, the responsible one, the easy one, the mellow one
Well it's our time
It's our time!
It's our time now!
It's our time for the grab

You will... mark my words... find out... what trouble... is
Yo tell me something
Who's sleeping with who?

Does anybody know who's sleeping with who?
I can't hear ya

Chris Jericho

You know I got ya (Yeah, one)
Break the wall down! (Ahhh)

For those about to rock,
What ya want?
And you know you're Judas
And I'm your priest
Baby what I got is not from the least
Bring it to the stage in the rage of the beast

Step in the arena and break the wall down
Step in the arena and break the wall down

Awaken from a deep sleep
And you're all weak You're living in the agony of defeat
I am the master of the whole heap
I am the pastor flock you like sheep
Step into the town and break the wall down
The beating of your heart is the only sound
Step into the light and then ya know
You were stopped and dropped by the walls of Jericho

Mark Henry

It's sexual baby
And I wanna get it on with you
Yeah right on
I'm right here for ya
I know what you need me to do to ya
And I'll tell you why baby

Baby it's time that you know
My love is growing
Cause I just can't pretend anymore
Cause my love is showin'

Ohhhhh, And I know, it's just you and I
I'll show you and you won't deny

It's sexual baby
(yeah right on)

Baby it's time that you see
This love I have for you
So baby come down on my knees
Yeah right on
I'm waitin' for ya

Ohhhh, And I know it's just you and I
I'll hold you and you won't deny

It's sexual baby

Baby, let's just stop for a while
Stop all these games we play
Cause I have to show you the love I have for you baby

Oddities

Heeheeheeheeheeheeheehee...
Everyone come see the greatest show.
Gather up all Juggalos and roll.
Everyone come see the greatest show.
Gather up all trugalopes and roll.

Ah yeah! Dum Diddy Dum,
Get your ass out the way 'cause here we come,
And we's bringin' this spectacle into ya town.
We got creep shows, freak shows (Wicked Clowns).
Most people don't like these Oddities.
Most people would love to have a shot at these.
If you think you too good for us sideshow freaks, let me know,
And I'm gonna whip smack your cheeks! Come on...

Chorus:
Everyone come see the greatest show.
Unlike anything that you know.
Come and be down wit the clowns.
The big Oddity freak show's in town

* Repeat CHORUS twice *

I'm a sideshow looney, watch me get nuts.
I do backflips out in fronta mad trucks.
And in high school the chicks always gave us probs,
'cause I was nine feet tall, and voice of cyclopes.

I can swim shark-filled waters!

Yeah, well I can chew nails up and spit out quarters.
Go cryin for your daddy, what's that gonna do?
When he's just as shook as you, you little snoot

* CHORUS TWICE *

Everyone come see the greatest show.
Gather up all Juggalos and roll.
Everyone come see the greatest show.
Gather up all Juggalos and roll...

Where you goin' richy boy?
What's the matter son?
Just because we're a little different, you gotta run?
I'm an Oddity.
You're lookin' odd at me.
But then I gotta be.
And there's a lotta me.
We's a little bit twisted, I gladly admit it.
I can unscrew my head off, and shoot hoop with it.
And you can't, so you gotta label us weird.
Even though your mama's got a beard. What!

CHORUS

X-PacMake some noise!

X-Pac

Think you can tell us what to do?
Think you can tell us what to wear? (ha ha ha)
Think you're better?
Well you better get ready, bow to the masters

SSSSSSSSSSSuck it

Degenerate into something fool
I just got tired, of doin' what you told me to do
But that's the breaks boy (YYYYeah)
That's the breaks little man

Tell it
X-Pac, puttin' more minds to a stop
Speak my mind,
I keep it rockin' the bottom line
Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you

Make some noise!

Degeneration X
Who's gonna kick your ass?
Degeneration X
Make some noise!
Degeneration X
Who's gonna kick your ass?
Degeneration X
I'll tell ya

Feel good, destroy you and your boys
Mother mother make some noise
That's even if you're paranoid
(unknown)
(unknown)
Keep it rockin'
Tell someone how it feels
And then you'll know the deal
One of the illest that never half-stepped
I demolish opponents and knock out the ref
X-Pac

I'm gonna kick your ass

X-Pac

What I wanna be
That's what I wanna be
To be someone else
Put it away
Put it away like a book on a shelf that you can't read (yeah)
You can't read boy

Degeneration X
Who's gonna kick your ass?
Degeneration X
Who's gonna kick your ass?
Degeneration X
Who's gonna kick your ass?
Degeneration X
I'll tell ya

SUCK IT
SUCK IT
SUCK IT
ETC...

SSSSSSSSSSUCK IT

Degenerate into something fool
I just got tired, of doin' what you told me to do
But that's the breaks boy
That's the breaks little man

Tell it
X-Pac, puttin' more minds to a stop
Speak my mind,
I keep it rockin' the bottom line
Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you

Make some noise!

Degeneration X
Who's gonna kick your ass?
Degeneration X
Make some noise!
Degeneration X
Who's gonna kick your ass?
Degeneration X
I'll tell ya

Feel good, destroy you and your boys
Mother mother make some noise
That's even if you're paranoid
(unknown)
(unknown)
Keep it rockin'
Tell someone how it feels
And then you'll know the deal
One of the illest that never half-stepped
I demolish opponents and knock out the ref
X-Pac

I'm gonna kick your ass

X-Pac

What I wanna be
That's what I wanna be
To be someone else
Put it away
Put it away like a book on a shelf that you can't read (yeah)
You can't read boy

Degeneration X
Who's gonna kick your ass?
Degeneration X
Who's gonna kick your ass?
Degeneration X
Who's gonna kick your ass?
Degeneration X
I'll tell ya

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