Setting: Two dudes piloting a plane with a nuclear spacecraft strapped to it. (A riskless job? Yeah, right!) One dude is okay, the other guy has the intelligence of a pear tree.
''NASA? This is 77890. The spacecraft'll be there in an hour, hold on tight.'' That was the sane one.
''Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Blorwn. Hold on, Blowrm... hahahahahahahahahahaha...'' Guess who?
''Wait a second... there's someone in the spacecraft!''
''Zonkie....''
Then the bad guys in the spacecraft shoot off, blowing apart the plane. The spacecraft flies off to an unknown place... this begins the story of Goonraker. |