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(Da Corporate music hits and from behind the curtain walks Da Boss and Da Prez. They walk down to the ring with a microphone in their hands, they call for the music to stop and they talk).

Da Prez: Hello everybody and welcome to Showdown, tonight we have an action packed line up. We have a table match next, we have a Hardkore Title Defense, and later we have a Triple Threat Cage Match.

Da Boss: Yah, and we have a small surprise for our friend James Martin, tonight you will be defending your Hardkore title against one of the toughest SOB’s in this fed, “The Originator” Tommy Daily.

(Da Boss and Da Prez stand in the ring laughing)

Da Prez: Good luck James, because you’re going to need it.

(The corporate music hits and Da Boss and Da Prez walk back to their lounge backstage).

Through The Table Match

Ring Announcer: The next match is a through the table match and has a 50-minute time limit. The first contender on his way to the ring, weighing in at 289lbs and standing a massive 6’11”, Chief Short Bill!!!! The second contender weighing in at 245lbs all the way from the Amazon Rainforest, Pud!!!!

Jock: The tables are set up outside the ring and we are all ready now. Here we go now Matt, Short Bill is pounding away at the new boy Pud. Pud has been forced back to the corner and is dazed. Short Bill has been prized off of Pud but is running straight at him, and a huge splash by the 6’11” Short Bill. Pud is wandering out of the corner only to be powerslammed by Chief Short Bill.

Matt: Chief Short Bill is climbing the ropes and is waiting for Pud to get up. Look Pud is managing to get up and Short Bill is going for the double axe handle, but oh SHIT!! That must have hurt!! Pud managed to get the Super Kick in mid-air. Short Bull is down and holding his almost definably broken jaw.

Jock: Both men are down and are only moving slowly. But Pud is the first to his feet and takes full advantage of the big man being down and stomps away at his head. This is good tactics here by Pud because he’s managing to keep Short Bull down on his hands and knees. Short Bull with the low blow to Pud that gives the big man time to get to his feet and get his composure.

Matt: Now Pud is up and drop kicking the back of Short Bulls knees making Short Bill fall to his knees. And a super kick to the face of Short Bull. Short Bill is layed out and has a bleeding nose. The ref doesn’t like the look of this and is asking Short bull if he is all right. But look Pud is on the top rope and looking for the Moonsault that he calls the Pud Whacker.

Jock: Watch out Pud because here comes Short Bulls manager Gray Hawk and is climbing beside Pud. Oh my god look!!! Gray Hawk just threw Pud threw one of the many tables set up around the outside the ring. Pud could be seriously injured here, and to make it even worse Short Bull is getting up in the ring.

Matt: Short Bull seems to have been trying to distract the ref on purpose. He has seen Pud on the outside and is going after him.

Jock: Short Bull is hitting Pud and whips him into the steel ring stairs. Pud is using the stairs to get up but Short Bull signals to the crowd that it’s time for the Tribute to Mother Earth. Short Bull has Pud by the neck, and, Cholkslam!!! Cholkslam!!!

Matt: And the ref covers, 1…2…3.

Ring Announcer: The winner of this table match, Chief Short Bull!!!

Hardkore Title Match

Ring Announcer: The following match is scheduled for a 15-minute time limit. It is for the Hardkore Championship, making his way to the ring, the challenger, Tommy Daily!!!! And his opponent, the Hardkore Champion of the world!!!! James Martin!!!!

Matt: Here we go!!!! James Martin quickly takes Tommy Daily down in the ring. James Martin now, punching away at Tommy Daily in the corner. Both wrestlers are back up and James Martin sends Tommy Daily to the ropes. Clothesline over the top rope by James Martin!!!! James Martin jumps over the ropes and Tommy Daily rolls him into a pin. 1, 2, no damn it!!!! James Martin comes over to the commentator table with Tommy Daily following. Tommy Daily leaps at James Martin, but James Martin grabs him and, backbreaker right in front of us!!!! James Martin grabs a steel chair. James Martin goes to hit Tommy Daily with it, but Tommy Daily kicks it back into James Martin's face!!!! Here's the cover, 1, 2, no damn it!!!!

Jock: Tommy Daily goes up to the safety ramp for a rest as James Martin lunges at him. Tommy Daily hip-tosses James Martin over the ramp and into the crowd. Tommy Daily reaches under the ring and pulls out a wooden table. He sets up the table next to our commentator table. James Martin climbs back over the ramp and spies the table. Too late, because Tommy Daily kicked him in the gut and, powerbomb!!!! Tommy Daily lays James Martin on top of the table. Tommy Daily climbs up to the top rope. Uh oh. Tommy Daily is facing to the outside of the ring at the table. Here we go!!!! Leg Drop!!!! Through the table!!!!

Matt: This could be it!!!! Here's the cover, 1, 2, James Martin kicked out!!!! James Martin kicked out!!!! Unbelievable!!!! Tommy Daily can't believe it!!!! What a kick out!!!! Tommy Daily just grabbed a brick from under the ring and slams it into James Martin's head!!!! Tommy Daily picks James Martin back up, but low blow by James Martin!!!! Low blow!!!! Double arm DDT!!!! Double arm DDT!!!! James Martin throws Tommy Daily onto the commentator's table in front of us!!!!

Jock: AAAHHH!!!! Do something Matt!!!! Do something!!!!

Matt: Ok. Matt to the rescue!!!!

Jock: What a jackass. Matt has the last chair left near us and is telling James Martin to go and get it out of his hands!!!! James Martin lunges, Matt pulls it back. James Martin walks closer, only this time, more angry. Matt swings and James Martin ducks!!!! James Martin pulls the chair out of Matt hands and lays Matt out with it!!!! James hits Tommy Daily with the chair and picks Tommy Daily up and look, James is going for the Rock Bottom, and no he isn’t he’s jumping backwards and Braintamer by Martin. Cover, 1, 2, and 3!!!! Nobody kicks out from that!!!! James Martin just proved why he is a Hardkore Champion here in the IWC!!!!

Ring Announcer: The winner of this match, and still the Hardkore Champion of the world, James Martin

Main Event

Triple Threat Cage Match

Ring Announcer: The next match is a triple threat match and is to be played inside of a steel cage; the winner is the first person to climb over the top of the cage. The first of the three contenders weighing in at 240lbs, Edge!!! The second of the three contenders, all the way from the place we all fear, The Forsaken!!! The third and last participant in this triple threat match standing a massive 6’5”, Payne!!!

Jock: All three men are in the ring now and the cage is being lowered to surround the ring, but they are not going to wait for the cage to be lowered and both Edge and the Forsaken seem to have agreed that they both need to get Payne out of it. But Payne is fighting back on both of them with hard right hands.

Matt: Payne has Edge down and is leading the Forsaken to the edge of the ring and wow, The Forsaken's head just bounced off of the side of the cage like a bouncy ball. Payne is stomping away at The Forsaken now and is managing to keep him down and what seems to be hurt. On the other side of the ring Edge is scrambling to his feet and going for glory but wait, Payne has seen him and is going after him.

Jock: But look, Payne just tried to climb over with him but Edge just managed to land the Impailant DDT from the top rope.

Matt: That has got to hurt. Edge is in control now and is going over to the Forsaken and is pulling him up by his hair. Edge has the forsaken and vertical suplex and another, and another, wow. Edge is cooking. Both men are up now but what's this? Payne is on top of the cage.

Jock: How did he get up there? Oh my god he wouldn't!!

Matt: He just did, cross body block from the top of the cage by Payne, this man is all over the place there's no getting away from him. Now both Edge and The Forsaken are on the end of a series of kicks by Payne. And look, he's going to the top of the cage.

Jock: What's he doing? Actually what does it matter because The Forsaken has got up and Managed to get to the top rope, and he's going for the feet of Payne. And look, Payne just grabbed The Forsaken's arm, and Pain not Forgotten!!! Pain not Forgotten!!!

Matt: Shit, The Forsaken is down and holding his arm in Pain, Edge is getting to his feet, only to be met by a strong boot to the mid-section by Payne. Payne is leading Edge over to the corner and puts Edge's head between his legs and, Painmaker!!! Painmaker!!! My god, Payne has left a path of destruction behind him in that ring but it doesn't look as if he is finished yet. He's going after the Forsaken and that bad arm of his. Payne is showing no mercy here tonight and is twisting the bad arm of the Forsaken.

Jock: Can you win by submission in this match Matt?

Matt: No

Jock: Then tell me why Payne is setting The Forsaken up for the cross face chicken wing!

Matt: Oh my god I hadn't realized, but yes there it is, the cross face chicken wing!! Payne is putting The Forsaken through all this pain for no reason; Payne is just trying to cause pain! Look, the Forsaken is tapping out furiously but the ref can't make Payne release the hold because it's no DQ!!

Jock: My god why? Why doesn't Payne just get over the top of the cage!!

Matt: Look here comes Edge and Edge breaks up the submission hold that The Forsaken was in. My god, The Forsaken is clinging on to that right arm of his and is almost crying, he's got to have a broken arm!! Edge has managed to get Payne down and turns his attention to The Forsaken and is stomping on that right arm of the Forsaken.

Jock: Ha Ha, Edge just turned around to get to Payne but Payne has gone, he's on top of the cage and is waving bye bye to Edge, Edge is going mad and kicking the side of the cage. Payne is climbing down the other side of the cage, and yes, we have a winner!!

Ring Announcer: The winner of this Triple Threat Cage Match, Payne!!

Jock: Oh my god, what a Showdown, were out of time here so we'll see you on Rumble!!

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