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| LEAD STORIES Week of 9/20/99 **Police Blotter** 27, and his three passengers were arrested in August near Washington, Pa., by a state trooper who had intended only to warn Williams for driving too fast. However, when the trooper asked the obligatory question about whether the car contained any guns or drugs, passenger Marlon Martez Lee's eyes rolled back in his head, and he fainted. The trooper called for drug-sniffing dogs, and about 10 kg of cocaine (value: $1 million) was found in the trunk. The "ugly robber" plaguing the Phoenix area was arrested in July in Peoria, Ariz. Karen Marie Tribby, 33, reportedly confessed to 12 robberies in which police bulletins afterward in each case described the robber as a "very ugly woman." A police spokesman justified that description by pointing out that "every victim who has seen her" has described her as "very ugly." **Recent Moonlighting Cops** Nashville, Tenn., police officer Clinton Lien was fired after superiors found out he was running an on-premises sex club for swingers in his spare time. And in May, officer Shayne Simmons was fired from the Carl Junction, Mo., police force after superiors found out he and his wife were the principals in a nude-dancing club just north of town. **Recurring Themes** Latest episode of someone stopping on the shoulder of the highway to urinate and then accidentally falling down an embankment to his death: Mr. Orlando Aros, 26, in June on Interstate 10 near Phoenix. **Least Competent Criminals** 26, who habitually carries a live snake around his neck, escaped from police in Tennessee (suspicion of DUI) but was arrested six hours later in Athens, Ala., when people reported seeing a guy with a snake around his neck (July). And Dorothy Joyner, 57, who evaded a warrant for burglary in Baltimore, was spotted by a police officer as she was being interviewed on TV in connection with her candidacy for mayor of Baltimore (subject of interview: crime-prevention). Also, in the Last Month ... A 30-year-old woman faced assault charges for kicking a catcalling man in the crotch (Toronto); cleaning ladies in Bologna, Italy, and at Dulles International Airport in Virginia cheerfully returned lost handbags containing $30,000 and $20,000 (in jewels and diamonds), respectively; a 26-year-old woman, headed home from a bar, fell off a rooftop and was wedged between two buildings for five hours (St. Catharines, Ontario); airport authorities confiscated a mysterious canister from a Yale researcher that turned out to be the semen of a 91-year-old professor, packed in dry ice and headed for an experiment in Wisconsin (New Haven, Conn.); two men stole a safe from a Swiss Chalet restaurant and spent a half-hour in the parking lot driving back and forth over it trying to get it open, but by then, police arrived (Ajax, Ontario). |
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