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They're
Hardly Boys
These two scrappers are the new Kings of Match Working,
simply awesome...
(Matt & Jeff Hardy) |
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Kaney
Stop screwing with my storylines....
(Kane) |
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Hardcore
Holly
Enter the Super-Heavyweight
(Bob Holly) |
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Crash
Holly
He dreams of someday being as powerful as his big cousin
(Crash Holly) |
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Jaz
Survive, if I let you. Or if you just beat the hell out of me first. Really
cool guy in person.
(Taz) |
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Stan Jericho
A.K.A. The Y2J Problem
I'm sorry I puked on you, it'll never, EVER happen again.
(Chris Jericho) |
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Gan-Green
Cool gimick, this guys gonna get a HUGE push. Wouldn't it be kinda wierd to
have a Blood Sucker go up against Val Venis? Just a thought.
(Gangrel) |
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Butt-Ugly Dudley
Nobody can insult your mama like this guy can.
(Buh Buh Ray Dudley) |
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Dis-Owned Dudley
Lots of talent, needs to teach the guys in WCW how to get some respect.
(Devon Dudley) |
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Vane
McMuppet
The biggest sissy boy in the WWF today.
(Shanee McMahon) |
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3
To The 4th Power
Ever notice how he seems to have his hands up everyone's ass?
(Vince McMahon) |
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The
Undertaken
Let's here it for the phenom! The phenom? What the hell, this guy has
3 moves, some pyro, and some neat makeup and you call him a phenom? Guess I'm a
phenom then huh?
(The Undertaker) |
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Lard Bearer
Talk about your walkin mental ward......
(Paul Bearer) |
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The Demonic Texan
Yes, you too can go from chap wearin' hick to a satanic murderer in a matter of days....
(Bradshaw) |
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Payuke
From the leader of the strongest African American faction in the WWF to beatin' up jobbers
for the man....
(Farooq) |
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Pissera
Would sombody PLEASE buy this guy some pants with belt loops? We
want to see Debra's T&A, not this guys!
(Vicera/King Mable) |
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Chyna
A little plastic surgery is good for everyone.
(Chyna) |
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The
Big Gay Traylor
Check out this COP from Cobb Co., GA.
(Big Boss Man, Ray Traylor) |
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Stone
Cold Eric Cartman and SC Kyle Austin
I think he needs to do a deoderant commercial, just look what it did for Hogan
& Bo Jackson...... nevermind.
(Steve Austin) |
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The
Rock
I like this guys attitude. Whatever it takes wherever possible. That
& he does a good job at being his opponent's bitch and then doing something at the
right moment to win. I smell what the Rock's cookin.
(Rocky Maivia) |
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Humanity & Sucko
The Picture of Corporate Excellence and foot fungus.
(Makind, Dude Love, Cactus Jack, Mick Foley, The Easter Bunny) |
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Goddam,
That's A Giant S.O.B.
I told you that he was gonna jump ship. I had to have gotten 4000 emails
from kids asking me "WHY DID YOU PUT THE GIANT IN WWF? YOU ARE SO STUPID, HE'S
IN THE NWO!!!!!!" What a bunch of marks......
(Paul Wight, Paul Wright, The Giant, Captain Insano, whatever....) |
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Jew (Get it? I know, that was pretty bad)
The reclusive and much uglier brother in the brood.
(Christian) |
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Ledge
Hey look, WWF has a vampire hunter now.
(Edge) |
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Kenny Shamrock
The Most Unlucky Boy in the World
(Ken shamrock) |
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Quiz
I just don't care for this guy, he ranks right up there with Droz in my book.
(Test) |
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Jim Hoss
He's back and he's got an attitude ladies & gents!
(Jim Ross) |
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Heart Breaker Stan
He barfs whenever Wendy comes around, then he tells the world to "Suck
It".
(Shawn Michaels) |
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The Blue Beanie
Break it down one time Beanie! My Blue Meanie Animation
(The Blue Meanie) |
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Kyle Snow and the Head
HEAD HEAD HEAD HEAD HEAD HEAD HEAD HEAD HEAD HEAD HEAD HEAD HEAD HEAD HEAD HEAD
HEAD HEAD. J.O.B. 4 Life: Pin Me - Pay Me.
(Al Snow) |
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A-Sexual
Fudge
The Name says it all man...
(Mark Henry) |
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B-Lo
The ultimate European Champion! PIDGEON MAN! D-LO ANIMATION
(D-Lo Brown) |
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Big
Stan, the Pimpfather
Gotta take my hos down to Roscoe's Chicken & Waffles.
(The Godfather) |
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Hairy "The Comedian Beater" Lawler
Meet the guy who damn near BROKE Jim Carrey's neck. Ahh, it was a shoot. Look for
Carrey to to manage someone to fight The King, or do it himself.
(Jerry Lawler) |
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Stan the Stud
WWF's starting to make a good habbit of employing washed up porn stars these
days. Good job guys!?
(Val Venis) |
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OLD2K
Old gimmicks don't die, they just get new tights.
(LOD 2000, LOD, Road Warriors, Bonnie & Clyde, Adam & Eve) |
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Man-Love
this guy has more personalities than I've got graphics.
(Makind, Dude Love, Cactus Jack, Mick Foley, The Easter Bunny) |
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Spastic Jack
No teeth, Lots of scars, Does not play well with others.
(Makind, Dude Love, Cactus Jack, Mick Foley, The Easter Bunny) |
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