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Sherlock Holmes and DR. Watson went camping one time in Yosemite Park.
They were deep in the wilderness and all alone.
They set up camp, Enjoyed a fine meal, and turned in late that night.
In the middle of the night, Holmes woke watson and said,
"Watson, look up nd tell me what you see. "
Watson looked up and said, " I see millions and millions of bright, brilliant stars."
Holmes said, "What does this mean to you?".
Watson ponderd this and finally said, "Astronomically speaking, it means that in all those millions and millions of stars that there must be a world where intelligent life exists. Meteorologically speaking, it means that tomorrow it will be bright, clear, and beautiful weather. " Watson then said, " What does it mean to you Holmes?" Holmes said, " elementary my dear Watson. someone has stolen our tent, you idiot !!!

Q. What's a Henway?
A. About 3 pounds.

Q. What's the biggest pencil in the world?
A. Pennsylvania.

Q. What did the Snail say when he was on the turtle?
A. "Wheeeee!!!"

J. (Joke):

In World War 1, A trench battle was going on.
Most of the USA soldiers stayed in the trenches, but one soldier from Australia was doing all kinds of risky and foolish things.
One of the soldiers said to the Australian, "Did you come here to die?".
The Australian said "No, I came here Yesterday".

This is my favorite joke.
Ounce there was a boy who had a homework assinment.
So he went to his mom who was doing very important work so he said whats 1+1 so she said shutup then he wrote shut up.
Then he went to his sister who was listening to the radio and asked whats 2+2 she said ya ya ya so he wrote down ya ya ya.
Then he went to his father who was hosting a BBQ so he asked what's 3+3 he said my buns are burning my buns are burning so he wrote that down.
Then he went to his baby brother who was in the bathroom so he asked whats 4+4 so hes toilet paper and more toiltet paper.
So the next day in school his teacher said whats 1+1 so he said shut up.
Then the teacher said do you want to go to the principal's office so he said ya ya ya.
(at the principals office)So the principal said whats your problem so he said my buns are burning my buns are burning.
Then the principal said what do you think this schools made off so he said toilet paper and more toiletpaper.

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