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here are the new songz :

Days of the Week Song

Sunday Monday Wednesday Saturday
Tuesday Wednesday Tuesday Thursday
Su-u-unday! TUESDAY FRIDAY!

Marmalade! Oh Marmalade!
Keep it off my hand grenade!

Sunday Friday Tuesday Tuesday
Wednesday Monday Saturday Thursday
Su-u-unday! TUESDAY FRIDAY!

Marmalade! Oh Marmalade!
Keep it off my hand grenade!

Sunday Tukday Wednesday Friday
Monday Monday Monday Saturday
Su-u-unday! DOOMSDAY FRIEDEGG!

Gargamel, oh Azriel
Makes a Smurf's life living hell!

Hawaiian Rap

Aloha, y'all!
Let me show you what time it is, poi!

Well I'm so ho'in', they call me Don Ho,
With the rhymes slidin' hotter than Kilowea's lava flow
Pina colada on the Magnum P.I show
We'll bust ya old school like Hawaii Five-O

We dropped a bomb on Pearl Harbor
With our sonic air raids
And when we get off the plane,
Y'know we always get laid

Sure the girls really dig us
They really like to flirt
Tonight at the luau,
We're gonna smoke the grass skirt!

Rikki tikki tava mooka lakka hocka lao
Leah Lielu poppa-locka leaky seekee kao
Chewbacca maui wowee empanada kiki dee
Wukunuku honolulu word to Bebbe Bebbedee

Hangin' ten before breakfast
Eatin' coconuts for brunch
All you sucker DJs
We pack a mean Hawaiian PUNCH!

Aloha, y'all!

(Olly: you said that in the beginnning, dude
Sifl: yeah, but it means hello AND goodbye
Olly: are you sure?
Sifl: oh yeah.

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Heart Attacks

We went to the zoo
We learned a thing or two
Animals die just like you and I
Even bears have heart attacks
And even lions have heart attacks

There's no need to cry, Mother Nature tries
And even cows have heart attacks
And even baby dinosaurs have heart attacks

They don't exercise and they eat too much fat
And even leprechauns have heart attacks
And even Nostradamus had heart attacks (I knew it)

It's just nature's way, it happens every day
And even Bob Marley cover-bands have heart attacks
Even cheerleaders, trees, and birds have heart attacks

If we knew why, we'd know the meaning of life
If they'd just exercise maybe they'd survive their heart attacks!

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The Panda Song

Sifl: No WAY, dude, you're outta here!
Panda Dude: I have to sing my tale to the panda!
Sifl: You can't sing... you're not a musician...don't let him do this!
Panda Dude: This next song is the new first song on our new album.
Olly: WHAT?!

Panda Dude:

This is not a rebel song... This is.. the PANDA!

After dark, the pandas stalk,
Nightmare creatures, with black hearts.
Ravenous teeth that glow in the dark,
Feasting on bums that sleep in the park!

The pandas are coming!
So hide under your beds!
The pandas are coming!
They'll rip your a** to shreds!

(Sifl: get out of the studio
Olly: yeah, get out of here, dude
Sifl: Hey, Pandaboy
Panda Dude: I SHAN'T!)

The panda is indeed the most mysterious of all creatures
Shrouded in the enigma of his black and white coat
What kind of camouflage is this, black and white?
Hiding in an Oreo factory? Could be!
That's just another chapter in the ominous saga of the panda!

The pandas are coming
To rip off your head!
The pandas are coming
On a rampage of the dead!

Like the shark, the panda has millions of teeth
Which it uses like a hacksaw to cut through bone, candy, and fences
The Chinese believe that if you find a discarded panda tooth
You have the power to summon Godzilla
I'm drunk on panda mystery!

The pandas are coming!
So hide under your bed!
The pandas are coming!
They'll rip your a** to shreds!

This has been chapter 1 in my ongoing songs about the panda, which shall cease at number 820. You will see me again, Mr. Sifl!

Sifl: Just get a clue.
Panda Dude: Get a PANDA!

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