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Baz Luhrman = Cancer
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Just cause Jim Varney's dead doesn't mean the "Ernest" franchise has to stop! We here at Crapalabox Films have rediscovered and remastered the lost classic Ernest films! Now, you can FINALLY see:

Ernest Goes to Moscow
Ernest Goes to Canada
Ernest Goes to the Bathroom
Ernest Stays Home
Ernest Goes Back to Camp
Ernest Goes to Burger King
Ernest Goes to School 2
Ernest Goes to Los Angelous with Crocadile Dundee
Ernest Goes to School 3/Class of Nuke 'Em High 4
Ernest Joins a Cult
Ernest Fights Bob Saget
Ernest Goes to School 4: Hey Verne, I'm Dumb!
Ernest Kicks a Mime
Ernest wins the Superbowl
Ernest Changes his name to Pablo
Pablo Goes to Ernest
Ernest Goes baby-seal Clubbing, the MUSICAL!

But them now for $14.95 a DVD!
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hI, I'm Marilyn Manson. I am the master of the deepest darkest realm of Hell! I am pure destruction! I am the antichrist superstar! I'm here to remind you to check yourself for breast cancer every Wednsday. Thank you! :-)
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Yea Pua ! Memikh Records presents the best of Hawaii Rap ! Two discs of the phattest really real down south hip hop ! You'll get Cypress Hill's "Smoking The Grass Skirts", DMX's "Luau Up" , and the unreleased Eazy E track "Coconuts On Ya Chin" ! Check, money, credit cards, and food stamps excepted ! Act now and we'll throw in Mobb Deep's new joint "Tropical VERY Loud Storm" ! Aloha y'all !
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Tired of watching good movies ? Wanna see your favorite films with all the good parts taken out ? Come to Blockbuster Video ! Yes ! We refuse all Troma, independent, and half-way decent movies, so you don't get to..... I mean half to ! We here at lackluster..... I mean Blockbuster can gurentee the most outrageous prices and edited films !
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Old Stoole Beer :
Has very important vitamins ! 3-times the amount of Alcohal in most beers ! 2 cans and your over the state limit!
Old Stoole
Costs Ya Less
Gets Ya Drunk

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Wolfpac ? Degeneration X ? Four Horesman ? Nation ?
WIMPS !
when compared to :
The Brady Bunch !

Peter is gonna lay tha smack down !
Jan gonna do tha Crap-Knife Power Bomb

DON'T MESS WITH THA BRADY BUNCH !

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I AM CORNHOILO ! I NEED TP FOR MY BUNGHOLE ! I COME FROM LAKE TITTICOCKA IN NICRAGUA ! MY PEOPLE HAVE BUT ONE BUNGHOLE ! I NEED TOOTSIE ROLLIO FOR MY BUNGHOLE ! ARE YOU THREATING ME ?! WE WILL UNITE UNDER THE ALMIGHTY BUNGHOLE ! I NEED TP AND CANDY AND NACHOS ! THE STREETS WILL FLOW WITH THE BLOOD OF THE NON-BELIEVERS ! Hmm cool ! BUNGHOLE ! I HAVE NO BUNGHOLE !

Paid for by Cornholio for president .

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The Following announcement was paid for by
Norm Coleman for Senator:

I will raise taxes , kill your children , and swim in your blood ! VOTE ME FOR SENATOR OR DIE !

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Better Than Ezra : because Ezra sucks

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From the creaters of Internet For Dummys comes :

SELF ESTEEM FOR DUMMYS !

Your better of if you buy this book loser !

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Opening soon :

I FORGOT BUT NOW I REMEMBER WHAT YOU DID THE SUMMER BEFORE LAST SUMMER !

SEE : annoying actresses The Olsen Twins get killed
SEE : Jennifer Love Hewit in a wet bikini
SEE : Jennifer Love Hewit in a wet bikini
SEE : JENNIFER LOVE HEWIT IN A WET BIKINI !
SO GOOD I SAID IT 3 TIMES !

Rated TG : THANK GOD FOR MORE JENIFFER LOVE HEWIT !

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