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Start earning money today just for surfing the web! I've already received cheques, so I promise you, this really does work! Click here:  This is a very interesting and informative site. I provide accurate info from humour to health, to self-help to love. I hope you will enjoy the site as much as I enjoyed creating it. Drop in now and again to view the constant changes I've made.  Listen to your choice of music now...for Free!   JOKES! A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene, the lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW. "Officer, look what they've done to my Beeeeemer!!!", he whined. "You lawyers are so materialistic, you make me sick!!!" retorted the officer. "You're so worried about your stupid BMW, that you didn't even notice that your left arm was ripped off!!" "Oh my gaaaad...", replied the lawyer, finally noticing the bloody left shoulder where his arm once was. "Where's my Rolex??!!" There once was a man and a woman that both got in a terrible car wreck. Both of their vehicles were completely destroyed, buy fortunately, no one was hurt. In thankfulness, the woman said to the man, 'We are both okay, so we should celebrate. I have a bottle of wine in my car, let's open it.' So the woman got the bottle out of the car, and handed it to the man. The man took a really big drink, and handed the woman the bottle. The woman closed the bottle and put it down. The man asked, 'Aren't you going to take a drink?' The woman cleverly replied, 'No, I think I'll just wait for the cops to get here.' THINGS DOGS MUST TRY TO REMEMBER: The garbage collector is NOT stealing our stuff even though I haven't got a chance to rip the bag to shreds to see what was in it. I do not need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm lying under the coffee table. I will not roll my toys behind the fridge. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur BEFORE entering the house. I will not eat the cats' food, before or after they eat it. I will stop trying to find the few remaining pieces of clean carpet in the house when I am about to throw up or have an accident. I will not throw up in the car. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc. I will not lick my human's face after eating animal dung. "Kitty box crunchies" are not food! I will not eat any more socks and then redeposit them in the backyard or house depending on which end processes it first. The diaper pail is not a cookie jar. I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet. I will not chew my human's toothbrush and not tell them. I will not chew crayons or pens, especially not the red ones, or my people will think I am hemorraging. I will not take whatever I please and hide it under the bed so my people can have a scavenger hunt looking for it. When in the car, I will not insist on having the window rolled down when it's raining outside. We do not have a doorbell. I will not bark each time I hear one on TV. I will not steal my Mom's underwear and dance all over the back yard with it. The sofa is not a face towel. Neither are Mom and Dad's laps. My head does not belong in the refrigerator. I will not bite the officer's hand when he reaches in for Mom's driver's license and car registration. I will not stand around Mom when she is cooking or when she is carrying her coffee, so she won't trip over me. I will not beg for food at the supper table, and especially not eat someone's food if they leave it for just a moment. I will not tear up the patio furniture, or put holes in the screen so I may jump in and lounge, just because I don't want to stay outside for more than 2 minutes. I will not chase the cat, and knock over breakable things in the process. I will allow Mom and Dad some room and covers when we go to bed. POSITIVE AFFIRMATIONS I let go of yesterday and focus on today. I eliminate bad habits instead of excusing them. Beginning today, I look for the best and find it in everyone I meet. I listen to my inner voice and open myself to a world of fresh ideas. I do not let my fear stoop me from moving forward. I act with decisiveness and courage. I walk my path in faith. Success in life is a decision away. I calmly walk through life with the knowledge that when I am ready, I will learn what I need to know. Having fun is not a waste of time. Having fun is living. Today's tears clear the way for tomorrow's smiles. If we do the footwork, God will do the rest. I open my mind and trust that The Great Spirit will help me fulfill my deepest desires. Think highly of yourself because the world takes you at your own estimate. I have the courage to know I am valuble and lovable. I know my rights and act on them. Success is a journey, not a destination. Build relationships around people, not through them. Believe you can succeed and you will. One man with commitment is better than a thousand men with an interest. Celebrate who you are. You are the image of God. Your attitude affects your situation. Your attitude will give you life or death. I'm alert for opportunities to learn because I know the responsibility is mine. Until the desire to go forward becomes greater than the memories of past pain, you will never hold the power to create again. You get everything you want in life if you just help people get what they want. Live life because you want to, not because you have to. I knock down my walls and build boundaries, not barriers.  My deepest thanks to: Grumpy's Gathering Place http://members.aol.com/Grumpy2nAM/enter.htm   |
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