Here will be posted quotes that are generally funny, lame, political or were said under the influence of alcohol at one of the band's parties! If you have any funny ones that you would like to be added, just email Josh.
"Americanise, Americanise. Looking at the world through American eyes."
-Rage Against The Machine. Song/Album: No Shelter/The Battle of Los Angeles
"Wouldn't it be nice, to have a blowjob?"
-blink-182. Song/Album: Blew Job/The Mark, Tom and Travis Show
"Take it off!"
-Pete (Chris Harris) talking to Matt Rogers about his hat and who knows what else!
"We will welcome them to our country and have a list of our finest strip clubs ready."
-Bernard Fanning (Powderfinger) gets ready for Limp Bizkit at Big Day Out 2001.
"Sydney Grammar, mam."
-The fat guy (I think his name is Alex), when asked what school he had come from.
"Stop playing Jezza, you sound shit!"
-Azza
"Lawyers, I suppose, were children once."
-Charles Lamb (taken out of 'To Kill A Mockingbird')
"Gordon Tallis has the stolle, and he's running with it!"
-Azza, at Josh's Birthday Shindig.
"I'm so dizzy and the tablecloth is moving off the table."
-Josh, at his own Birthday Shindig.
"I'll check where we are on my watch. We're at 11."
-Azza, again, at Josh's Birthday Shindig.
"I'll give you W'oh if you give me the rest of the Bundy."
-Azza, for the third time, at Josh's Birthday Shindig.
"We could have a big house, but if we did then you wouldn't be motivated to get money."
-Ram's mum, talking to Ram about the state of Ram's house.
"You kill all the caterpillars and wonder why there are no butterflies."
-Jeremy Reid, remembering a cool quote he heard somewhere.
Yes so that is it for the moment. If you have good ones, be sure to email Josh. |