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some advice to live by...........
try again, and then lower your standards.
3 people can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
fish+and+visitors+stink+after+3+days.
a closed mouth gathers no foot.
what+drives+you+on+can+drive+you+mad.
curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back.
STOP NOW!
when you put out a fire, it is best NOT to use any part of your body.
dropped, and rolled, now call the fire department to come put out your carpet.
Now some of the more important questions in life......
why did Mrs.Howe pack so many clothes for a 3 hour tour?
who+said+that+it+is+better+to+give+than+to+receive?+(+they+must+have+been+rather+rich?)
who wants to be a hero, if you would take time and notice, you would see all the great hero's are dead?
why+does+the+cafeteria+always+smell+like+something+died+in+it?
if your parents tell you to pay attetion to the road when you drive, and they just tail ended a tractor trailer, does it prove much?
thanks to beth for giving me the idea to run this page and if you have any other questions or advice, MAIL ME!
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