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Yo mammas so fat she had a c section and they couldn't find the baby
Yo mammas so fat she broke the Richter scale
Yo mammas so fat she makes free willy look like a tic tac
Yo mammas so fat she puts tampons in with a harpoon
Yo mammas like a goalie she changes pads every 3 periods
Yo mammas so fat, she gets her clothes measured in light years
Yo mammas like a bowling ball, she gets fingered 3 times, gets thrown in the gutter and comes back for more
Yo mammas so small she hanglides on a dorito
yo mammas so fat when it rains she used the high way as a slip and slide
Yo mammas so fat, when she put on corderoy pants the ridges disappear
Yo mammas so fat her blood type is ragu
yo mammas so fat, she stepped on a scale and it said one at a time please
yo mammas so fat they gave her a picture of her feet and she couldn't identify them
yo mammas so small i saw her feet on her drivers licence
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