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11/14/07
UNDER RECONSTRUCTION... CHANGE IS GOOD.

08-20-07
remember what i said about the hiatus..... I LIED. SORRY
reason why is because maxpages really screws the people who run the sites.
any new material can be found on my myspace
www.myspace.com/cheeyadog
however not quite the same format as this i'm affraid.
i'll try and work something out.
just remember lawrence loves you.... sexually.
signed
your cheeya savoir
)lawrence(

01-18-07
HIATUS WILL BE BE OVER BETWEEN MARCH OR MAY!!!! WHY THE HIATUS??? DEPRESSION, LONELINESS, LACK OF CREATIVITEY. I'VE HAD A DIFFERENT OUTLOOK ON LIFE RECENTLY, BUT HOPEFULLY IT DOESN'T FUCK UP ANYTHING. IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS YOU ALL KNOW HOW TO REACH ME.
signed
L-PUP )LAWRENCE(

11-11-06
"i'm such an asshole, god i'm such a stain! I JUST KEEP FUCKING UP AGAIN AND AGAIN"
-STABBING WESTWARD

some mornings your better off just killing yourself

10/15/06
i'm on hiatus... i'm injured from ninjitsu (although i'm fine now) and depressed... i hate myself and i want to die. i'll get over it untill then this site is up in the air, and i'm unsure of everything in my life and for one i honest to god hate everything about myself.

signed
cheeyadog )lawrence(

10/29/06
still on hiatus. just feel like expressing my insides on a public outlet that is not fucking myspace. i am just a tool for people. sometimes i question my own purpose.
everyday is another feeling of being both cheap, and used. all i feel i am to people is a cheap fuck toy to laugh at later.
everyday i lose more value as a human being. i laugh at my existance and so do others, all because its the only reason anyone excepts me. somedays i feel i will laugh my self out of existance.
so why can't i stop? i'll be alone otherwise. its sick how much i thrive off of my own self abuse. it's sick how much others do to.
i just feel betrayed... leave it be for a few days, you'll never know i ever felt this way and you will laugh again and i will thrive off my same self destruction pattern.
cause in the end my existance is nothing more than a fucking joke, and i'm the worlds biggest punchline.

3/4/06
hey mofo's. as for the updates, new picture on pictures page, new FAQ answered, new pick-up line and a new moral story for todays modern youth.
hey people. well i just got back from hanging out with friends, i feel better. i visited my grandpa in the hospital. turns out hes not gonna die of cancer.... he's gonna die of a tumor instead. but afterwards my friends mom took us to eat, and then good ol' heroin don got some jagermiester and made some mixed drinks. afterwards i came home to find my friend don on my door step sleeping, then we got on the swings and started fighting to the death. and then thats when we came up with a brillant movie idea better than all others.
MAD MAX AND THE SWINGS OF DEATH
"two men enter, one man swings"
not one of my better inventions, but thats why i'm putting it on the least read portion of my website. i also found out i am #83 on a yahoo search for lawrence dixon however if you wanna see something creepy check this out
look up cheeyadog on google or yahoo.... all things me will come up! don't believe me? check it yourself.

anyways stay special my little cum bubbles
signed
america's #1 cheeyadog )lawrence(

3/2/06
hey people. well sorry it took so long to update.... but you now have a new poll, new explinations and deffinitions, and a new useful place.

i've been very busy. i started a new sector for my job, because of that i have a new scheduel and new $250 bonus. (yay). i've had little time for anything. i hardly see my friends but i'm trying to work out a new scheduel so i can. as for things with my family (by the way thanx for all the people who were concerned) they are not good. my family has officially discomunicated me. they actually hate me so much they went out of their way to take away my matress which i kept at my cousins house, drive it to santa fe and throw it away over there just to make sure i never get it again. it is FUCKING RIDICULOUS.
however i will survive. not much to say, i'll type more later

signed
cheeyadog )lawrence(

1/13/06
hey kids. well first of all, i updated the wordz of wizdum and pickuplines. now what happened with me. this is long, depressing and frankly i'm back to wanting to kill myself every waking moment so if you come here just for the humor just go to the pages that are updated.
well kids i have not been through some fun times. the reason for the long break is because i got kicked out of my house. what happened is my mom asked me for some money $3000 to be exact. i told her no, and she snapped. she told me to just fucking go. i called my friends and they helped me move out. my mom latter on that night tried to kill herself infront of me. i stopped her by putting her in a head lock and later taking the pills away from her. at that point i called the cops, my aunt took her instead of taking her to a mental hospital..... when i called my aunt to see how my mom was, the first thing she did was yell at me about how i owed her money for the bills my mom never paid.

isn't family great kids

after that my friend heroin don took me in for a little over 2 months. there i gathered my shit together, but ofcourse it did not help that durring this time my mom called, telling me basically that she was going to kill herself. my family took me down to juarez to try and talk her out of it. not a word i said could untill finally some old familly friend spoke to her and convinced her not to do it for my sake..... which is odd cause when i spoke with her i couldn't do that. i drove her to a mental hospital, and haven't spoke to my mom much since

durring all this time my grandfather was in the hospital because he had a heart attck. i saw him a few times and i was lucky enough to see him once while he was concious. it was depressing seeing the only male influence in my life lying there lifeless. he's doing ok now. the were able to fix the problem by using extra veins in his leg for his heart.

i also had and broke up with a new girlfriend. her name is kathy. we went out for a good 3 or 4 months and then after new years i broke up with her. i was and still am going thru a rough time and she was the kind of girl that would make everything my fault and made me feel like shit abut alot. don't get me wrong, i'm still friends with her, its just that we were at to different points in life.

so what am i doing now??? i took care of my situation. i now live with my cousin alba, i bought a car, got a job as a cingular customer care rep., and i have my own apartment. i did what i always did, i took care of myself. with a lot of help from my friends. but i'm back people. i'll try and do what i can to keep updating. i'm still a wreck, and i do appologize.

your host
cheeyadog )lawrence(

11/5/05
sorry about the lack of updates, and unfortunatly more of a lack of updates untill further notice. I APPOLOGIZE FOR THE INCONVIENENCE.
signed
apologetic )lawrence(

9/24/05
updated words of wizdum 2, pickup lines 2, and biography of a loser is now called Biography and FAQs. I put new FAQs and added more pictures to it, added pics to explinations and definitions, and words of wizdum 2
ok kids, sorry i've been slacking on the updating..... more importantly, sorry i did not wish you all a happy september 11th. this site was around durring the midst of 9-11 so i only feel its nessary i give you all my 9-11 best

yes, i have shame..... but i just won't admit it (hey wait).

anyways i also huricane katrina happened, luckily we all saw how well FEMA took care of the situation

and to yes, i know i live in texas, but hurricane rita is not hitting the western half of texas, so quit asking me why i haven't evacuated. ANYWAYS, i have a new g/f (cathy). she's awsome, and she's also 5 years older than me. i'm an 18 year old with a 23 year old (which is the equivalent of a 16 year old going out with an 11 year old). i'm also in college. i go to community college, its ok. its just like high school but with ashtrays. i have the new members of meyhem crew selected. all i have to do now is get a picture of all of us together, but they are gonna be up soon. right now there is ANOTHER maxpages.com/icanfly book being made (WHAT?!?! there was an original book??). yes, my cousin alba who was recently my enemy and is now my friend is working on the second book. the first book was out in 2001, and sold out..... but then again there was only one copy made. i've also started smoking flavored tabacco lately from my hookah. i also got arested for driving without a licence so i think i will start working on getting my licence now. i go to court on the 29th. good luck to me. anyways, i'm gonna go and do whatever it is i do, see ya'll later and sorry i've been slacking on the updating.

signed
your appologetic webhost )lawrence(

8/11/05
hey kids there was a secret update....... thats right, and i ain't telling you guys what i updated either but i updated like 5 different pages so BOOYYYAAHHHH. itsa been there fora bouta two weeksa!!!!!

SIGNED
mr secretive )lawrence(

7/21/05
hey kiddos. i updated the wordz of wizdum 2, polls 2, and biography of a loser

well i went to sounds of the underground yesterday. i went not having slept for 24 hours. it was pretty cool but it wasn't all that packed. i was all excited about seeing Devil Driver, Lamb Of God, Poison the Well, Strapping Young Lad, Throwdown, etc. etc. i must say kids..... poison the well sucks live. other than that it all kicked ass.... but one band in particular stole my heart, and is now the BEST FUCKING LIVE SHOW ON EARTH. GWAR PUT ON THE GREATEST STAGE SHOW EVER. THEY ROCK MY COCK OFF 87 1/2 TIMES OVER.when you murder the pope, the president, a beast named bone crusher, and a giant robot on stage and spill their blood in the crowd, then jerk off in the crowd, and blow your lovely load all over me....... its love. i also spent the night at my friend candices house. that was fun, we saw willy wonka and the chocolate factory. i also slept with her SO TAKE THAT MOTHER FUCKERS (unfortunately, that is literal). well i'm moving to phili, and i may throw a party for my own departure..... so keep an eye out for that. other than that i saw the passion of christ so i felt this was neccasary to put up.

take it sleazy kids
signed
the fuzzy one )lawrence(

7/2/05
updated biography of a loser, pictures, and wordz of wizdum 2.
hey my niggers and niggletts. shits been crazy. my roomates moved out. my moms being a total major psycho bitch (which drove kayla out) so fuck that. i also got the oppertunity of a lifetime offered to me. my friend gretchen parents offered to move me out to philidelphia. so i probably will be moving out there. i need to apply for college there. joy. anyways i also got a lip piercing check it out on my pictures pages. i can tell you right now boys and girls, getting the needle pushed in through your skin doesn't realy hurt all that much...... BUT EVERYTHING ELSE AFTERWARDS DOES. so if you're going to get your lip pierced go for it but don't say i gave no warning. i went to warped tour and it was fucking awsome!!! i saw MOTION CITY SOUNDTRACK and got them to sign a poster and my condom and JP's pic! wahoo. i also met this realy cool chick venessa there. she was a reporter and doing a piece there and me and her ended up hanging out. i hope i see her again. also ran in to my friend candice who was with my ex (the evil and satanic) desere. well i pretty much convinced her to ditch her friend and hang out with me.... the rest of warped tour. by the way kids, my chemical romance SUCKS ASS LIVE. i lost all respect for them after seeing them live (even though i still like their cd). dropkick murphys are awsome (yay), the bled isn't too great live, however atreyu is the shit live, as always. they did a cover of bon jovi's "you give love a bad name" it was awsome. offspring is awsome live. noodles said we were the sexiest crowd he's seen. anyways.... point is kids. warped tour is the happiest place on earth. well kids untill then blah.

signed
the anail avenger )lawrence(

6/18/05
hello again kiddos. well one thing about working grave yard shifts is it fucks up your sleeping hours. so i stayed up all night and now i'm updating the site. i updated the weekly story. well i learned one thing from my job, if i were gay i'd get laid more than a rug. gay guys hit on me left and right. when ever this happens there is only one thing that crosses my mind... "yup, still got it". anyways me and some friends went to a strip club. strip clubs aren't too shabby. not the greatest thing in the world but can't say i didn't have fun. it wasn't all that great untill towards the end of the night when two strippers started screwing around and one stripper was hitting on me and my friend donivan. as flattering as that was..... we both knew all she wanted was money. trying to get laid at a strip club is like trying to bust a nut to a porno with your hands behind your back. yeah, its posible but more than likely it ain't gonna happen. i've also been taking care of "grown up stuff".... its weird. i feel strange. one of my roomates is gonna become a stripper so i will see how that goes (hey as long as her part of the rent gets paid i'm cool). sleep is the cousin of death.... i have alot of trouble sleeping now a days. i got sleeping pills but they didn't exactly work on me. i wish i could get back in the swing of things or alteast some form of normality. i'll see what other sleep aids i can seek. well not much else to say for now. keep it surreal

signed
the smut pedeler )lawrence(

6/11/05
hey this is an upgrade i updated my inventions 2 and words of wizdum 2 page. ok now i finally have some time to talk about whats been going on lately. well i got a new job. i now work at a porn shop. its a bad ass job. i get minimum wage but i make 10% commision so i usually end up making over $6.50 an hour. its a bad ass job but my hours suck. also alot of fucking drama is happening at 10 in the morning (keep in mind i get home at about 9 am) gretchen calls me telling me to pick her up (by the way im driving now) because her parents kicked her out. now i have 2 roomates and my mom here. i sleep alot more cause i work a grave yard shift job but eh. my friend ashely came in from las vegas. i hung out with her a bit and that was cool. i also have been contacted by two of my ex's who i thought weren't talking to me anymore (kat & Heather). so i'm gonna holla at them
to Kat: HHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAA
to Heather: HHHHHHHHto da OOOOOOOO to da LLLLLLLLLL to da AAAAAAAAAAA
well kidos what more could you want i have had quit a change of pace in life.... and things are quite strange
piece
signed
the glorified gizz moper )lawrence(

5/25/05
this was a downgrade, i deleted some inventions that i thought were not good anymore because i wrote them when i was in 8th grade. what else is new, got an mp3 player, turned 18, etc. etc. (i'll update more, i'm sick and i feel like shit)
buh bye

signed
i'm sick )lawrence(

:continuation:
10/29/06
i noticed how much i complain about how much life sucks on this site...this weekend was awsome. i'm so happy. i hooked up with a beautiful girl named lauren at a deftones show. it was amazing! on top of that i am seeing another girl who makes me happy... i broke up with my girlfriend but i can say i am a much happier person without her. the best part about hooking up at the deftones show is she falls in to all my fetishes. red head, tounge ring, and a catholic school girl skirt (I was even dressed as a preist at the show). on top of that no ones given me any shit... and i got free food at chicos from some chick (i assumed cause i was dressed in the preist get up). i've gotten some ideas for some internet shows that should be on here once we get underway. life has been really happy this week and for those who bother to read this whole thing... don't worry too deeply.

5/13/05
hey everyone. i updated the wordz of wizdum 2, polls 2, pickup lines 2, usefull places, and added some more Q&A's to the FAQ's on my biography of a loser page. i am also gonna make it so more people can find me on a search engine. A NEWS ANOUNCEMENT! i am gonna star putting more pictures on here. stuff like the meyhem crew, random funny shit, visuals of some of the stories and songs, prodotypes of the inventions, etc. another anouncement.... THERE IS GOING TO BE A NEW MEYHEM CREW. the new meyhem crew will be certified bye atleast the end of next month. well gtg piece out evry1.

signed
sign sharpener )lawrence(

5/7/05
hey everyone. I FINALLY ADDED. I NOW HAVE A PICTURES SECTION!!!!!!!! how did i do this? well, i found a loophole in my uploading space problema. i can only upload 20KB of memory for pictures, however i can type alot. well i found a website called www.photobucket.com and they let me upload as much as i want. i basically started using html code to make pictures visible by displaying through HTML what is visible and already uploaded on another site. HTML code made it completely posible. if you have no clue how i pulled it off, just know this..... i found a loophole and i'm happy. i plan on doing more. oh yeah heather and i broke up. i broke up with her because i felt like a wasn't getting enough attention from her and there was way to much competition and distan

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