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| I don't know why Mock Congress makes us choose either Democrat or Republican when most of us are members of smaller parties, such as the Anarchists, Green Party members, and CCAs. |  |
| The average intelligence of a Congressman is represented by the gentleman to the right, no left, no right...whatever...thataway. |
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| YOU MIGHT BE A REPUBLICAN IF... |
| You think "proletariat" is a type of cheese. You've named your kids "Deduction one" and "Deduction two" You've tried to argue that poverty could be abolished if people were just allowed to keep more of their minimum wage. You've ever referred to someone as "my (insert racial or ethnic minority here) friend" You've ever tried to prove Jesus was a capitalist and opposed to welfare. You're a pro-lifer, but support the death penalty. You think Huey Newton is a cookie. The only union you support is the Baseball Players, because heck, they're richer than you. You think you might remember laughing once as a kid. You once broke loose at a party and removed your neck tie. You call mall rent-a-cops "jack-booted thugs." |
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