Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I cannot accept, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today because they pissed me off. And also,help me to be careful of the toes I step on today as they may be connected to the ass I have to kiss tomorrow.
Help me to always give 100% at school..........
12% on Monday,
23% on Tuesday,
40% on Wednesday,
20% on Thursday, and
5% on Friday.
Please help me to remember that when I'm having a bad day, and it seems that people are trying to piss me off, that it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to extend my middle finger.
Now I lay me down to rest
I pray to pass my final test
If I should die before I wake
That's one less test I'll have to take |