A few of my favorite bumperstickers...(So many bumperstickers, so little time) - Many thanx to Carrie, whose store holds many of my favorite bumperstickers. - Schools - http://maxpages.com/ibhumor/Bumperstickers

A few of my favorite bumperstickers...(So many bumperstickers, so little time)
Many thanx to Carrie, whose store holds many of my favorite bumperstickers.

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-Vegetarian: Primitive Word For Lousy Hunter
-Incontinence Hotline...Can you hold, please?
-Lysdexia: a peech imspediment we live to learn with...
-If only women came with pull-down menus and on-line help.
-43.3% of statistics are meaningless!
-Circular Definition: see Definition, Circular.
-A.A.A.A.A. - An organization for drunks who drive.
-Constipated People Don't Give A Crap.
-Practice Safe Sex, Go Screw Yourself.
-If You Drink Don't Park, Accidents Cause People.
-Who Lit The Fuse On Your Tampon?
-If You Don't Believe In Oral Sex, Keep Your Mouth Shut.
-Please Tell Your Pants It's Not Polite To Point.
-If That Phone Was Up Your Butt, Maybe You Could Drive A Little Better.
-My Kid Got Your Honor Roll Student Pregnant.
-Thank You For Pot Smoking.
-To All You Virgins Thanks For Nothing.
-If At First You Don't Succeed...blame Someone Else And Seek Counseling.
-Impotence: Nature's Way Of Saying "No Hard Feelings".
-If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.
-Horn Broken... Watch For Finger.
-It's Not How You Pick Your Nose, But Where You Put The Booger.
-If You're Not A Hemorrhoid, Get Off My Ass.
-You're Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me
-The Earth Is Full - Go Home
-I Have The Body Of A God... Buddha
-This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening To Me
-So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time
-Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult
-If We Quit Voting Will They All Go Away?
-The Face Is Familiar But I Can't Quite Remember My Name
-Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway
-Illiterate? Write For Help
-Honk If Anything Falls Off
-Cover Me I'm Changing Lanes
-He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost But Miles From The Next exit.
-I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person
-You! Out Of The Gene Pool!
-I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To
-Where Are We Going And Why Am I In This Handbasket?
-It's Been Lovely But I Have To Scream Now
-I Haven't Lost My Mind, It's Backed Up On Disk Somewhere
-If You Can Read This, The Bitch Fell Off. [Seen On The Back Of A Biker's Vest]
-If Sex Is A Pain In The Ass, Then You're Doing It Wrong...
-Fight Crime: Shoot Back!
-If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over...[Seen Upside Down,On A Jeep]
-Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35mph Are Also Timed for 70mph.
-Guys: No Shirt, No Service Gals: No Shirt, No Charge [Reported To Be Seen On A Restaurant]
-If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My Mailman Look Like Jabba The Hut?
-Necrophillia: That Uncontrollable Urge To Crack Open A Cold One.
-Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel
-Boldly Going Nowhere
-Cat: The Other White Meat
-Caution - Driver Legally Blonde!
-Don't Be Sexist - Broads Hate That
-Heart Attacks... God's Revenge For Eating His Animal friends
-Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window
-How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He is lost?
-If You Can't Dazzle Them With Brilliance, Riddle Them With bullets.
-Money Isn't Everything, But It Sure Keeps The Kids In touch
-Saw It... Wanted It... Had A Fit... Got It!
-Warning! Driver Only Carries $20.00 In Ammunition
-What Has Four Legs And An Arm? A Happy Pit Bull.
-PETA - People Eating Tasty Animals
-Get Off The Phone And Drive
-Honk If You Slept With Clinton
-It said 'Insert disk #3', but only two will fit.
-Which is the non-smoking lifeboat?
- |||||||//////__ __ __ __ __ The domino effect at work.
-Originality is the art of concealing your sources.
-Just fill out one simple form to win a Tax Audit!
-Grow your own Dope - Plant a Politician.
-Democracy: Four wolves and a lamb voting on lunch.
-The buck doesn't even slow down here!
-Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.
-If you think talk is cheap, try hiring a lawyer.
-Oh, no! Not ANOTHER learning experience!
-The only cure for insomnia is to get more sleep.
-Advice is free: The right answer will cost plenty.
-Stupidity does not qualify as a handicap, park elsewhere!
-Don't Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river.
-Nothing's impossible for those who don't have to do it.
-Two can live as cheaply as one, for half as long.
-Don't worry: the answer's at the back of the book.
-We do precision guesswork.
-My life has a superb cast, but I can't figure out the plot.
-'Oh what a tangled web we weave' - Hair Club for Men.
-A penny saved is a government oversight.
-Shin - Device for finding furniture in the dark.
-Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor.
-Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot.
-Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control.
-We have enough youth, how about a fountain of Smart?
-He who laughs last thinks slowest.
-Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
-It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
-Auntie Em, Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog. Dorothy.
-Time is what keeps everything from happening at once.
-I get enough exercise just pushing my luck.
-All men are idiots, and I married their King.
-Jack Kevorkian for White House Physician.
-Montana -- At least our cows are sane!
-Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.
-Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
-Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
-OK, who stopped payment on my reality check?
-Few women admit their age; Fewer men act it.
-I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
-Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW.
-Time is the best teacher, unfortunately it kills all of its students.
-Some people are only alive because it is illegal to kill.
-Pride is what we have. Vanity is what others have.
-A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
-Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.
-Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
-We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things got worse.
-Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
-Very funny Scotty, now beam down my clothes.
-Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
-Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
-There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.
-Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?
-Keep honking...I'm reloading
-I love cats ... they taste just like chicken
-Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
-Cover me. I'm changing lanes.
-As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools
-Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.
-Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let her sleep
-I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather ... ... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car...
-MONTANA -- At least our cows are sane!
-I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
-Your kid may be an honor student but you're still an IDIOT!
-It's as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
-When you do a good deed, get a receipt, in case heaven is like the IRS.
-Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.
-Friends don't let Friends drive Naked.
-Wink, I'll do the rest!
-I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
-Where there's a will, I want to be in it!
-If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?
-Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students!
-It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
-Reality? That's where the pizza delivery guy comes from!
-Forget about World Peace.....Visualize Using Your Turn Signal !
-Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.
-We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.
-Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
-Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.
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-The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.
-We are Microsoft. Resistance Is Futile. You Will Be Assimilated.
-Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
-3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.
-Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
-Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'... till you can find a rock.
-2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2.
-I like you, but I wouldn't want to see you working with subatomic particles.
-I killed a 6-pack just to watch it die.
-Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off.

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