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| The amzing thing about a juggling bear is not how well it juggles, but that it juggles at all. The same goes for my counsciousness. |
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| NAME PLEASE: Sara the Village Idiot BIRTHMARKS? yeah, including one that looks like a heart, no comment on where IT is DEFORMITIES? only psychologically BRUISES? all over WORD THAT DRIVES YOU NUTS WHEN PEOPLE MISPRONOUNCE IT: MY NAME - any one calls me Sarah and they're dead! MOST FREAKISH PHYSICAL TRAIT: can fold my tongue into a 3 leaf clover shape MOST MODELESQUE PHYSICAL TRAIT: mole TIME YOU WERE MOST SCARED: this guy that was stalking my cousin thought that I was her. He spent 3 hours tapping on the windows TIME YOU CRIED THE MOST: my parents divorce TELL A FUNNY CHILDHOOD STORY: my aunt was making dinner and she asked me what my favorite vegetable was and I said hot dogs, and any time someone says something about veggies ever since, my whole family talks about hot dogs WHAT DO YOU PICK OUT OF/OFF OF YOU FOOD? onions and mushrooms yuck! PERSON WHOSE DRIVING SCARED YOU MOST WHEN HE/SHE FIRST GOT THEIR LICENSE: my cousin Avi, he swerves his car from side to side on purpose EVER FORGET YOUR LOCKER COMBO AFTER CHRISTMAS HOLIDAYS? no, I can still remember my locker combo from 6th grade Tell ABOUT SOMETHING YOU WERE FOR HALLOWE'EN: i went as a birthday present one year, big red bow and all NAME SOMETHING YOU ARE SORRY FOR SAYING/DOING: accidentally dropping my sister off the top bunkbed WHERE DO YOU STAND ON THE ELIAN GONZALEZ ISSUE? let the kid decide BIGGEST LIBRARY FINE YOU EVER PAID: $45 FAVORITE UNDIES: :) PERSON YOU NEVER THOUGHT YOU'D BECOME FRIENDS WITH BUT DID: Josh FAVORITE AMUSEMENT PARK RIDE: Merry-go-round FAVORITE COMIC STRIP: tie between Dilbert or Garfield DO YOU THINK THE SONG 'PUFF THE MAGIC DRAGON' IS ABOUT DRUGS? my little sister is named after that song, seriously! you know that part about "frolicked in the autumn mist of a land called HannahLee"? my sister's name is Hannah Lee and my mom says that she's named after the song! WHAT WILL YOU MISS MOST ABOUT HIGHSCHOOL? my friends WHAT DO YOU CALL CHEESE THAT ISN'T YOURS? nacho cheese that's funny EVER BEEN A... THUMBSUCKER? no but I did suck my toes BEDWETTER? no NAIL BITER? no BOY SCOUT/GIRL GUIDE? no BINGE DRINKER? no DRUNK DRIVER? no CHAIN SMOKER? no STALKER? no THE SENSES... BEST SMELL: chocolate chip cookies baking WORST SMELL: garbage can BEST TASTE: greasy french fries WORST TASTE: the 3rd mountain dew in an hour BEST SOUND: :) WORST SOUND: my father's van pulling into the driveway BEST SIGHT: sunrise when you don't have to be any where for a while WORST SIGHT: other people's blood BEST FEELING(TOUCH): :) no comment WORST FEELING(TOUCH): hitting my funny bone BELIEVE IN PSYCHIC POWERS? of course, I'm the daughter of my mother THINK YOU ARE PSYCHIC? clairvoyant: no medium: maybe GUILTY PLEASURES: :^) FAVORITE 80'S SHOW: star trek FAVORITE 80'S SONG: raspberry beret FAVORITE CHEESY POP SONG: Isn't it Ironic SKANKIEST PIECE OF CLOTHING: really short blue dress with spaghetti straps EVER WATCH BAYWATCH ON A REGULAR BASIS? hell no! EVER WATCH CHRISTMAS MOVIES WHEN IT'S NOT CHRISTMAS? I'm not christian but even I can appreciate Bing Crosby in White Christmas CAN YOU... CURL YOUR TONGUE? four different ways. I'm so proud SAY 'UNIQUE NEW YORK' 3 TIMES SUPERFAST WITHOUT SCREWING UP? can't even say it once KILL SPIDERS? yeah DO YOU... TALK TO YOURSELF OUT LOUD WHEN NO ONE ELSE IS AROUND? hell, I talk to myself even when other people are around WEAR SOCKS TO BED? only if i'm cold WATCH THE NEWS? sometimes READ THE PAPER? only particular sections OPEN UMBRELLAS INDOORS? HELL NO! that's bad luck WALK UNDER LADDERS? HELL NO! that's bad luck THROW PENNIES IN FOUNTAINS? of course WISH ON STARS? not for a while GOOD OR BAD... CAFETERIA FOOD: okay this one time I got apple crumble and it fell of the table and it flipped itself over and then we gave it to my science teacher and he ate it. UNIFORMS: very, very bad KRAFT DINNER: my idea of fine French cuisine CLUBS: good CHANNEL SURFING: of course CRAZY LITTLE THING CALLED LOVE:good WHO DO YOU L-O-V-E (OR JUST LIKE)?: Jaz DOES HE/SHE LIKE YOU?: don't know FARTHEST YOU'D GO ON A FIRST DATE: depends on who I am with WOULD YOU GIVE A CHEATER A SECOND CHANCE? no WOULD YOU DATE SOMEONE WITH LONGER HAIR THAN YOU? sure WOULD YOU HAVE SEX BEFORE MARRIAGE? yeah WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU... THREW UP? stomach flu, 1st quarter SAW YOUR CRUSH? No hablo ingles RODE ON A SWING? couple of days ago CRIED? this morning, please don't ask GOT TOASTED? last year LAUGHED HYSTERICALLY? Thursday, not enough sleep too much caffiene DANCED? March NAME 3 THINGS..... YOU HAVE PUT IN YOUR MOUTH THAT ARE NOT FOOD: toothbrush, bubblegum, and mouthwash (yes, i am deliberatly misinterpreting the question) YOU WANT TO TRY SOMEDAY: sleep, social life, and a well balanced diet YOU ARE PROUD OF: my inability to blush, my ability to annoy, and my ability to drop off to sleep just about anywhere LAST BUT NOT LEAST... TELL SOMETHING THAT NO ONE KNOWS ABOUT YOU: I'm a secret CIA agent that has gone over to the other side and is now planning to take over the world. |
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