[Gohan and Piccolo have begun their training]
PICCOLO: OK, Gohan, I'm gonna hit you now! [runs, but then stops and doesn't hit him] Aww . . . I can't hit a face like that!
GOHAN: [punches Piccolo] Hyaa!
PICCOLO: You little *****! [Looks at Gohan] Oh . . . I can't stay mad at you. Come here. [Hugs Gohan]
GOHAN: Wow, you're training's easier than I thought.
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KING KAI: OK, your training is complete. The Saiyan will be here in two days. Contact your friends telepathically.
GOKU: [contacts Master Roshi] Master Roshi! It's Goku!
MASTER ROSHI: A ghost?
GOKU: No, I'm communicating telepathically. Go get the Dragon Balls and wish me back.
MASTER ROSHI: The what? Oops.
GOKU: Oops what?
MASTER ROSHI: I knew there was something I forgot to do.
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[The next day, the Dragon Balls are gathered]
MASTER ROSHI: Arise Dragon!
SHENRON: What?
BULMA: We need to make a wish.
SHENRON: That's all I ever do is grant wishes. When's my turn to make a wish.
MASTER ROSHI: Talk to the hand, girlfriend.
OOLONG: Kill the Saiyan.
GOKU: [telepathically] Oolong! That wasn't the wish.
SHENRON: OK. [waits for a a minute] Oh, crap.
MASTER ROSHI: What?
SHENRON: I screwed up. Well, sorry.
MASTER ROSHI: Don't we deserve a freebie for that.
SHENRON: You are such a pain in the--
BULMA: Bring back Goku!
SHENRON: (sighs) I shouldn't. But fine. Remember, though: this is the last freebie.
OOLONG: That's what you said like the last eight times.
SHENRON: Well, I mean it this time. Hey, how come you're always the ones making wishes? In the last ten years, nobody's made a wish except you and your friends. Oh, yeah, and Garlic Junior, but that was just a movie…
BULMA: Movies don't count.
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GOKU: [still speaking to Master Roshi] You know, you guys probably just screwed the whole planet.
MASTER ROSHI: Gimme a break, now, Goku! For the last time, I FORGOT!!
KING KAI: Time for you to leave.
GOKU: OK, I'm outta here. [runs down Snake Way] I hate Master Roshi.
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[In the city, the Saiyan arrive.]
PEOPLE: Aaaaaahh! Aliens are coming!
[The Saiyan pods land, crushing some guy]
VEGETA: Too bad it's Sunday. Otherwise he'd be dead.
NAPPA: I'll blow up that guy first. [blows up a guy, whose remains lie smoking on the ground] Oh, crap. He evacuated. Well, that'll give him something to think about. [Blows up the city]
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[Back in Kame House]
TV NEWSMAN: Well, the whole city has been blown to smithereens, and it's not likely any people survived. [picks up a piece of paper] Oh, wait, I spoke too soon. Bystanders could see their parachutes. Everyone's still A-OK.
MASTER ROSHI: Good thing it's Sunday, huh?
BULMA: Yeah, good thing.
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[The Saiyan make their way towards Piccolo and Gohan]
PICCOLO: Here they come.
[Enter Krillin]
GOHAN: Oh, it's you. Dad's friend.
KRILLIN: Yep, now where are the Saiyan?
[Enter the Saiyan]
KRILLIN: Oh.
VEGETA: Nappa, read their power levels.
NAPPA: The Namekian's at 1220, the kid's at 981, and the bald guy's at 1083.
PICCOLO: Namekian?
NAPPA: Yeah, you're an alien.
PICCOLO: [stares blankly in wonder]
NAPPA: Namekian. Alien.
PICCOLO: [continues to stare]
NAPPA: Snap out of it! You're creepin' me out.
PICCOLO: My specialty is combat! We're not here to bow down to your demands, we're here . . . to NOT BOW DOWN TO YOUR DEMANDS!!! And then . . . not do what you say . . . and not bow down.
VEGETA: Try again.
PICCOLO: We're here . . . to . . . I'm sorry. Can we do this later?
VEGETA: OK. Nappa, let the Saibaimen fight them.
NAPPA: OK. [Plants and grows six Saibaimen] Each as strong as Raditzu.
VEGETA: [laughs hysterically] Sorry about that. It just set in what a loser Raditzu was.
NAPPA: Yeah. Remember the time where he . . .
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[Goku is still on Snake Way]
GOKU: I hate Master Roshi.
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YAMCHA: [arrives] Sorry I'm late.
TENSHINHAN and CHAOZU: [arrive] Sorry we're late.
VEGETA: Oh, now it's even. Screw this. [blows up all the Saibaimen, accidentally killing Yamcha as well]
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