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[Vegeta and Nappa are on the planet they've been lounging on.]
VEGETA: I can't believe it.
NAPPA: Kakarrot was real!
VEGETA: I guess we owe him an apology . . .
NAPPA: Yeah.
NAPPA and VEGETA: [look at each other] Good thing he's DEAD! [laugh hysterically]
NAPPA: Let's go get their Dragonball things.
VEGETA: Right. And wish for immortality.
NAPPA: Let's hit the road.
VEGETA: [blank stare at Nappa] Nappa . . .
NAPPA: What?
VEGETA: Don't ever say that again.
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[Back on Earth, Kami has gathered the world's strongest fighters]
MASTER ROSHI: So are we stronger now?
KAMI: No.
[all wait]
MASTER ROSHI: Now?
KAMI: No.
[all wait]
MASTER ROSHI: OK . . . . . . now?
KAMI: No!
[all wait]
MASTER ROSHI: OK--
KAMI: Shut up!!!
[all wait]
[Kami looks suspiciously at Master Roshi]
MASTER ROSHI: Now?
KAMI: That's IT!! Get off of my sanctuary!
[Master Roshi leaves]
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[Vegeta and Nappa are flying in separate pods]
NAPPA: [over the radio] Hit the road! Oh, yeah, let's hit the road!
VEGETA: The next time I see you, I'm so gonna kill you.
NAPPA: [continues singing]
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[Goku is finally at the end of Snake Road]
GOKU: Finally! [jumps up to King Kai's planet]
BUBBLES: Ook, ook.
KING KAI: Hi. You must be new here. Only Enma-sama has come this far before. You want training?
GOKU: Yeah.
KING KAI: Catch the monkey.
[Bubbles and Goku run around and around]
[days later]
GOKU: [catches Bubbles] Got him!!!
KING KAI: OK, now you must hit Gregory the Cricket with a comically large hammer.
[Gregory shows up]
GREGORY: It should be fun to hit me, because I'm easily the least likeable character in this series.
GOKU: I hate you already! [Chases Gregory]
KING KAI: Lunch!!
[They go inside for lunch]
KING KAI: Let me tell you the story of your homeworld Vegeta. The people on it, the Saiyans and the Tsufurujin were always fighting. Then the Saiyans saw the full moon and won the battle as Ozaru. Then they went to the planet Arkos and used the Arkosian technology for their sick twisted agenda. Then, the god of Vegeta said, "I shall be ruined! Close the factory at once!"
GOKU: Huh?
KING KAI: Woops. I mean he said, "Enough! I'll destroy this planet for the good of us all!" And he did.
GOKU: OK.
KING KAI: I need a nap. [Falls asleep]
GREGORY: What story'd he tell you?
GOKU: The god of Vegeta mercy-killed his people.
GREGORY: That's a new one. He makes up something new every time. You should've heard the story he told the guy last week.
GOKU: Last week? He said only King Enma had been here before!
GREGORY: He told you that one, too? Wow, he's been at it today.
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