RADITZ: Hey, Vegeta, Nappa.
VEGETA: Yeah?
RADITZ: Did I ever tell you about my brother named Kakarot?
VEGETA: Only about eight thousand times.
RADITZ: I think he could help us.
NAPPA: Raditz. Maybe you should start trying to make some real friends now. I know your imaginary brother is nice, but come now. You're 30 years old.
RADITZ: Kakarot's tired of you saying he doesn't exist.
NAPPA: Fine then! Go to this "Earth" or whatever.
VEGETA: Yeah.
[Raditz takes off for earth]
VEGETA: What a moron.
NAPPA: Think he'll ever come back?
VEGETA: Let's hope not. Say, what if he really has a brother? What if he fights him?
NAPPA: Raditz said his brother's weaker than him.
VEGETA: Is that possible?
[both laugh hysterically]
VEGETA: Hey, I'll buy you a drink.
NAPPA: OK.
[Raditz arrives on Earth. A farmer sees him landing.]
FARMER: Hey, I'm gonna shoot you. [shoots, but the bullet is caught by Raditz]
RADITZ: [throws bullet back, hitting the farmer in the head, and killing him] I can see his parachute. He's OK.
[Piccolo is in thew desert.]
PICCOLO: Someone's coming!! Much stronger than Son!!
RADITZ: Hey, excuse me! Have you seen my brother Kakarot?
PICCOLO: You mean Son Goku?
RADITZ: That's the one.
PICCOLO: Over that way. He's on an island with some friends. You just fly for a few miles straight, can't miss it.
RADITZ: Thanks! [flies off]
PICCOLO: He seemed nice.
To be continued...
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