Chain Letters - That I have recieved by E-mail - Entertainment - http://maxpages.com/hurraytoday/Chain

Below are some chain letters that I have recieved by mail. What do you think of chain letters? I think they are full of crap. Cast your vote in the Quizlet below.

Chain Letter #1: Jane and Dick

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> > Okay, here is the fun part :-) I'm gonna tell you a story,
and
> you
> >have to
> > make
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> > the choice on what to do with it!
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> > The story is about a girl named Jane, and a boy named
Dick.They
> had
> >been
> > going out for 3 weeks. One day the girl got a chainletter, it
told
> her to
> >send
> > it to ATLEAST 5 other people. So she sent it to 20 people, cause
> she's so
> > cool.
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> > A week later Dick got a chainletter, but he ignored it. The
> next day,
> >Dick
> > got suspended at school, Jane dumped him, and then he broke his
> toe.The
> >day
> >
> > after that his dad died, then Dick got very sick.
Meanwhile,
> Jane
> >found a
> > new boyfriend who was soo much better than Dick, and then she
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> off to
> > Hollywood to start her career.
> >
> > Would you rather end up like Jane or Dick, I would hope
Jane,
> here's
> >what
> > you have to do>>>>>>>>
> >
> > Send this letter to ATLEAST 5 other people, here's what'll
> happen if
> >ya
> > do>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >
> > 5 People= you'll be kissed by your crush or
> boyfriend/girlfriend
> >
> > 7 People= you'll be adored and loved by 7 people of the
> opposite sex
> >
> > 10 People= Someone will offer to take you on a $500 shopping
> spree
> >
> > 15 People= You'll live your dream
> >
> > Now hurry up and send it to someone!!!!!!!!!

Chain Letter #2: Love Tester, Find Your True Love
Please Dont delete this.It truely works.I swear.
The kid i like kissed me.

Keep on scrolling down until it says stop.Until then make a wish of someone u like and say their name over and over until it says STOP.
OK
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STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now U have to send this In the next 10 minutes to as many people as you can.It is easy.
Go into a chat room and send them to people in there.
If you dont u wil have bad luck for the next 10 years so
send this!!
# of people you send

0-Bad love life for the next 10 years.(o no)
5-Your crush will kiss you on the hand(That means your just friends)
10-Your crush will kiss you on the cheeks.(i love u)(Awwww)
15-Your crush will ask you out.(Wear something that looks great on you)
20-Your crush will kiss you onthe lips.(Oh my god)
25-Your crush will french kiss u.(That eans i want you bad)
30 people-Your crush will do all of the above and will marry you.(Wedding bells)

Chain Letter #3 Boy/Girlfriend test-Take this it actually worked!

> <>< Make a wish! Now scroll down quickly without stopping. When you get > to the end, someone will be desperately in love with you the moment
you stop
> scrolling. He/she may start calling you or talking to you, but you
will hear
> from them within the next 2 hours, days, weeks, or months. It won't
take
> longer than 2 months for them to confront you about their feelings.
>
> Ready?
>
> Go!
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> stop!!
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> You must pass this on to at least 5 people in the next
hour. If you
> don't, the love wish you made will turn out to be just the opposite
of what
> you wished for... and you will have to suffer terribly.
>
> 0-4 You will have bad luck for 2 years.
>
> 5-9 You start to get noticed by people and your wish will
eventually
> come true.
>
> 10-14 You get good grades on your report card and you make
lots of
> new friends.
>
> 15-19 Your crush tells you he/she likes you and you get a
kiss from
> them.
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> 20-24 He/she asks you out.
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> 25-29 All of the above and your wish will come true and all
you could
> ever hope for and you'll be blessed with love.
>
>
> Do YoUrSeLf a FaVoR! JuSt SeNd iT!

Chain Letter #4 Title: This is Cute
> <>< Your walking home one day when you come upon an old man who fell down and > broke his leg.
>
> You decide to help the poor man and give him a ride to the
hospital.
>
> One week later the old man drops by to thank you.
>
> Your about to let him in but all of the sudden there is a
big cloud of
> dust.
>
> The old man is no longer an old man...he's a magic fairy who
says she
> will now sprinkle you with fairy dust.
>
> Once it is sprinkled you have the oppurtunity to have 3 wishes
> granted.
>
> She says that the first wish must be concerning your love
life.
>
> Make it now....
>
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> Lov
> Lo
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> Lo
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> Lov
> Lo
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> Lo
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> Lov
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> STOP!!!
> She says your next wish must concern your social life.
> Make it now.....
>
> (scroll down)
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> Socia
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> Socializ
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> STOP!!!
> She says your last wish can be about anything.
>
> Make it now...
>
> (scroll down)
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> Wi
> Wis
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> STOP!!!
>
> Now in order for these wishes to come true you have to send
it to...
>
> 0 people= bad luck and misfortune
> 5 people=Wish #1
> 10 people=Wish #1 and #2
> 15 people= all 3 wishes > >>

Chain Letter #5 Title: Things to do at a boring movie (very funny)

> >><>< THINGS TO DO AT A BORING MOVIE > >>
> >> 1. Wear a top hat.
> >> 2. Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"
> >> 3. Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.
> >> 4. Clap when the good guy gets killed.
> >> 5. Start wheezing and ask the person next to you if you can
have
> >> some Juiji Fruits for your asthma.
> >> 6. During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?"
> >> 7. Whenever the badguy is doing something devoius, say, "
Watch
> >> out!"
> >> 8. Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
> >> 9. Yell out what is going to happen.
> >> 10. Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell,
"I'm
> >> Batman! Hahaha!" and run away.
> >> 11. Say that they cannot sit next to you because your
invisible
> >> friend already is.
> >> 12. Gently, very softly, place a single popped kernel of corn
on
> >> the head of the person in front of you.
> >> 13. Scream out, "Hey, this isn't Bambi!"
> >> 14. Stare at the person sitting across the aisle from you,
then
> >> quickly look back at the screen when they notice,
then stare at them
> >> again when they turn back to the screen.
> >> 15. See if you can get a moistened Jujy Fruit to stick to the
> >> screen.
> >> 16. Yell to the projectionist, "Can you pause it? I gotta go
to the bathroom!"

Chain Letter #6 Title:Best Friends Forever

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This is a best friend test. Send this to as many friends as u possibly can and if u get it back u truly will know who ur friends are. If u break this chain u will severly have bad luck, I'm warning you so now u get to make a free wish!!!!!!
U have 30 secs
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Time's up!!!!!!!!!
Send this to:
2 peeps-it will come true in a year
5 peeps-in 3 months
7 peeps-1 month
10 peeps-in a week
15 or more-tomorrow >> >>

to all my buddies:o)
love
ME
I thank God for you!

No moving parts, no batteries.
No monthly payments and no fees;
Inflation proof, nontaxable,
In fact, it's quite relaxable;

It can't be stolen, won't pollute,
One size fits all, do not dilute.
It uses little energy,
But yields results enormously.

Relieves your tension and your stress,
Invigorate your happiness;
Combats depression, makes you beam,
And elevates your self esteem!

Your circulation it corrects
Without unpleasant side effects
It is, I think, the perfect drug:
May I prescribe, my friend,... the hug!
(and, of course, fully returnable!)
My Friend: Hope your day is good for you.

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Chain Letter #7 Title: 19 Things to do in a bathroom stall (funniest chain letter in the world)

>19 THINGS TO DO IN A BATHROOM STALL

THIS IS NOT ONE OF THOSE CHAIN LETTERS THAT IF YOU DONT SEND THEM TO ANYONE YOU WILL GET A BAD LOVE LIFE OR YOU WILL GET KILLED.
In fact this isnt a chain letter at all but if you want to send it to someone who you might think will get a kick out it go ahead I could care less I just kindof think some of these are funny
>
>
> 1. Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor,
"May I
> borrow a highlighter?"
>
> 2. Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that."
>
> 3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with
a
>bodily
> function noise.
>
> 4. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."
>
> 5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh shoot!! My glass eye!!"
>
> 6. Say "Darn, this water is cold."
>
> 7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a
cantelope into
> the toilet bowl from a high place, about eight to six feet. Sigh
relaxingly.
>
> 8. Say, "Now how did that get there?"
>
> 9. Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."
>
> 10. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically
under the
> stall walls of your neighbors while yelling, "Whoa! Easy boy !!"
>
> 11. Say," Interesting....more sinkers than floaters"
>
> 12. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of
toilet
>paper
> and drop under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops,
could you
> kick that back over here, please?
>
> 13. Say, "C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!!
>
> 14. Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot"
>
> 15. Say, "Darn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now
what am I
> gonna do?"
>
> 16. Play a well known drum cadence over and oven again on your butt
cheeks
>
> 17. Before you unroll toilet paper, conspicuously lay down a
"Cross-Dressers
> Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visible to the adjacent stall.
>
> 18. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so
you can
> see your neighbor and say, "Peek-a-boo!"
>
> 19. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall and sing out loud "Born Free

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