The dumb blonde test - Miscellaneous - http://maxpages.com/humorpalace/The_dumb_blond

Get a blank piece of plain paper and a pen/pencil. Draw a huge cross on the paper, now in the top right hand corner draw a few other crosses, make some big and some small but make one ultimate big one that stands out clearer than the others. Now in the bottom right hand corner, draw a pointed hill with a circle on the very tip. Now in the bottom left hand corner draw a house. And finally in the top left hand corner draw a line long enough to fit a persons name on. Now turn to your friend, and point to the top right hand corner where you drew the crosses, and ask him/her:
"Which is the biggest cross out of these?"
Once they've done it, point to the bottom right hand corner where you drew the pointed hill with the circle on the top, and say:
"An elephant lays an egg on a hill, which side will the egg roll down?"
After they have chosen a side, either left or right, point to the corner where you drew the house and ask:
"A granny buys a bungalow and paints her house pink on the outside, what colour are the stairs?"
Once they have given you an answer, finally tell him/her:
"Now wright your name on that line"
In the final corner.

Once they have written thier name on the line, you can determine how dumb they are out of 100% by doing this:

1) The first corner with all the croses, if they noticed that the biggest cross was indeed the very first thing you drew... the big cross, then they get 25% clever, if not they're so far 25% dumb.

2) The second corner where you drew the hill and asked them the elephant question, they had to answer "Elephants don't lay eggs" to be 25% clever.

3) The next corner where you drew the house, they had to answer to your question "Bungalows don't have stairs" to be another 25% clever

4) Finally, if they wrote thier name on the line, say "I asked you to wright 'your name' on the line not (then say thier name)" If they wrote 'your name' on the line they are another 25% clever.

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